poster: arpita

Salman’s sister Arpita - 

Although she’s got a dark complexion and is a bit chubby she totally knows how to dress and look good…of course its a matter of opinion but over all I totally adore her for being so confident and flamboyant; it just goes to show that you don’t need to be skinny, tall and fair to look good and be appreciated….~

(picture from - pinkvilla) XD

kalpansh  asked:

*throws our otp @ u* do it

Thanks for this @heyifinallyhaveablog and @vajratak! It’s been a while since I worked on OTP5EVA.

Draukarna

How do much do I ship it?: Never heard of it/ Notp / Dislike / used to ship / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / IS IT CANON YET?/I HAVE DIED WITH THEM

What non sexual activities do they like to do together?
Walking/ taking the tube/ driving to work together. But mostly they take the tube. It’s fantastic catching up with each other’s lives as Karna viciously eyeballs the bloke in the corner with his finger up his nose. Also, reading. Sunday afternoons are spent on the couch, with each reading classical literature on which they will later quiz each other on (they’re mad competitive, what can I say?)

Who does chores around the house?                                                                  This is divided. In theory. In reality, Draupadi is a MESS. She leaves her scrunchies on each and every side table, leaves her earrings on Karna’s bookshelf (not on hers, what if something happens to her books hey bhAGWAAN!), chucks tea lights perilously close to the rugs so that the wax drips ominously- just, A MESS. So it falls to Karna to tell her off and while she’s shamefacedly cleaning up, he’s cooking and cleaning.


Who’s the better cook?                                                                                 Draupadi. I mean, Karna’s not bad but Draups is especially talented. Esp her biryani.


Who’s the funniest drunk?                                                                                            I dunno about funny drunk but Draupadi has the funniest drunk stories. She was once on the tube, completely pissed on absinthe because Holy Cadbury Eclairs Subhadra! Intellectual Drink! Her eyes were wide and shifted furtively from one end of the car to the other like she was at Wimbledon, when some Uncle with Mel Gibson’s Scrunched Face asked her if she was alright- upon which our heroine gestured to a chicken nugget on the seat next to her with her pointer finger and stage-whispered, “I think I may have just made a very large poop.” Karna, who had just stepped onto the train had smacked his forehead and proceeded to get her off the train before some zimmedaar naagrik spied the green Pernod poking out of her bag and called the TfL authorities. 

Do they have kids?

No, they don’t- but this is not for lack of trying. They’ve wanted children for a little while now but its just not working out. 

Do they have any traditions?                                                                                 Yes. Every time Karna is upset, they drive to the sharp shooting range where Karna does his thing, pick up takeaway from Nandos + Ben and Jerry’s, and finally drive back home to watch Crime Patrol and Sarabhai v/s Sarabhai reruns. If he’s maha upset, only Kabhie Khushi Khabie Ghum can sort him out. 


What do they fight about?                                                                                     Who left the hob on, why shoelaces are shit and we should have all just stuck to Velcro shoes, which one is better- Pikachu or Jigglypuff, if Mrs Mudgal next door is a little bit dead, Karna’s birth father, and The Great Debate of Which Is Better: Silence of the Lambs or Hannibal The Series, etc. 

What would they do if they found their pairing tag on tumblr? (If they have one) Ahh, I can’t imagine either of them wasting their life on this useless website.

Who cried at the end of Marley and me?

Lol, this is one for the ages. So Karna thought Draupadi needed some cheering up when her dog Mercutio died. So, he rented- wait for it- Marley and Me. Neither of them had watched it before. This ofc escalated into a huge row (”I’m sorry! Duryodhan said it was a good idea!”) and then they cried together vowing to break all of Duryo’s psyllium husk jars (I AM SORRY NUSHBB).

Who always wins at Mario kart?                                                                            Um, Karna.

One thing I like about this ship?                                                                             The embarassing spouse aesthetic they’ve got going on.

One thing I don’t like about the ship?

THAT THERE ARE CANON ASPERSIONS

The song I would say fits them?

Literally, that annoying as hell song-  Shut Up and Dance by Walk The Moon. 

Another headcanon about the paring? (Free space)                                        Ehh, I don’t know. Ooh, “stopover at Dubai International Airport for EIGHT HOURS, what shall we do Karna?!”

Breaking News! Salman Khan to Become Mamu Jaan?

It will be a double dhamaka for the Khan Family. Ask why? Only recently, the Ganesh festival celebrations came to an end at the Galaxy apartments. Salman Khan was also seen enjoying the visarjan procession by dancing to the beats of the dhol. The video also vent viral on social media sites.

Now the news is that, Salman Khan’s younger sister Arpita Khan who recently got married, is pregnant with the couple’s first child. As per a report by a website, the scheduled time of delivery of the baby is said to be in the first half of next year.

This news has not been confirmed from both the families. But considering the news to be true, we would like to wish both the Khan and the Sharma family congratulations and best wishes! Salman Khan will now get promoted to being Mamu Jaan now. He is known to get along very well with small kids which was evident from the recent promotional events of the film Bajarangi Bhaijaan. Therefore, the baby is lucky to have mamu like Salman. 

Arpita got married to businessman Aayush Sharma last year, and the wedding was a big affair. She was also seen celebrating this year’s Ganeshotsav at the Galaxy apartments. Although her baby tummy was not seen prominently, the news is being circulated.

Now whether it is true or a hoax one only she and time can tell. We wish that it is true and the Khan daan gets one more reason to celebrate!    

heyifinallyhaveablog  asked:

Pashmina is out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Katrina looks like, idk, Aphrodite??? Also, that is pretty much the materialization of all the DrauKarna fantasies I ever had!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333 Idk why I sent that???

Really? I can probably see Aditya as Karna but Katrina can never be Draupadi for me. Idk why.

Nonsense, you send whatever you want :*

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Happy 51st Alex! [x] [created by Mary]

51 reasons, 23 Kinglets, 8 countries- 1 common thread that ties them- Alex Kingston. And its not just the ones listed here- so many more. So many different faces tied with the same thread.

Here is the 51 Reasons video- a small token; a way of celebrating the woman we all love.

We are immensely thankful to all those who participated, and I must say, this is one of the most beautiful fanbases I have ever encountered. And we just hope we are able to convey the message of ‘You are loved- by so many and so much’ in its truest sense to Alex. She deserves to know how much we all love her.

Here’s to you Sweetie! :)