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Radagast: You started this, Gandalf.

Gandalf: What? Why are you here? I sent you away.

Radagast: We are Istari. We never leave. You, however, started two journeys that turned into three novels, over 12 volumes of Middle-Earth History, three animated films and six live-action films.

Gandalf: No, that was the author, J.R.R. Tolkien. He wrote the books.

Radagast: But you are in them more than anyone else. And you do look like him.

Gandalf: Have you been eating mushrooms again?

Radagast: Not today. Galadriel put me on a diet of sprouts.

Gandalf: Oh, you were in Rivendell. That explains a lot.

Radagast: There is an evil there.

Gandalf: Oh, I see you met Lindir.

  • A Ravenclaw pumped up on six cups of highly sugared coffee, a five hour energy, and three packs of skittles: listen man I can tell you 43 different types of birds and every feasible fact about the book I'm reading but if I have to name one more goddamn constellation I'm shoving this star chart up Galileo's ass
Someone to Watch Over Me Master Post

Six months ago, everything changed. Widowed and alone, Dean Winchester is determined to pick himself up and move on, so he goes back to his job as a bodyguard for Singer Protective Services. His first assignment? An actress receiving death threats, an actress with an uncanny resemblance to his wife.

You don’t want protection, don’t need it. Especially from someone as cold and impersonal as Dean Winchester. You’re not afraid of a bunch of stupid death threats, you just want to be left alone to live your life.

Two people, two very different lives. Who will be the first to let their armor slip?

Part 1 - Dean agrees to take the job working as the reader’s bodyguard. Their first meeting takes a turn neither of them expected.

Part 2 - Dean begins to doubt his ability to protect you, while your resemblance to his wife continues to haunt him. You struggle to accept the protection you so obviously need.

Part 3 - Dean reveals what happened to his wife.

Part 4 - Things have shifted between you and Dean. A harsh truth comes to light.

Part 5 - The truth takes a toll on the reader and Dean, forcing both of them to look deep inside themselves and make some tough decisions.

Part 6 - You end up in the hospital; Dean and Sam have a suspect; things between you and Dean heat up.

Part 7 - The day of the movie premiere has arrived and Georgia is still nowhere to be found.

Epilogue - It’s been nine months since the day of the movie premiere. Life is not always easy.

Healing Hands

Ivar x Reader
Healing Hands: Part 1 of 2. 7,419 words (Yeah, I know. This was supposed to be a short, smutty one-shot. For shame.)
Warnings: Smut glorious smut. Little bit of angst.
This is the first fanfic I’ve posted online in about six years so I’m super nervous and sorry that my writing is rusty. I will improve with practice! For me, Ivar’s relationship with his mother plays a huge role in how he interacts with potential female lovers so my depiction is probably a little softer than the norm. I hope this fic isn’t too terrible!

You didn’t know Ivar Lothbrook well growing up but your mother did.

As an experienced healer living in Kattegat, your mother tended to Ivar whenever the pain from his condition was too much. Your mother’s reputation was so great that Queen Aslaug herself frequently requested her assistance with Ivar. With the right combination of natural remedies, your mother always managed to get Ivar’s pain under control. He liked her and strangely enough, she liked him too. You could never understood why though, at least not as a child. You and Ivar were two years apart with him being two years younger and he just seemed outright volatile every time you met him. He was an angry child whose frustrations were only occasionally successfully hidden by his angel smile. He grew up to be an angry teenager too and you disliked tending to him whenever you trained with your mother. He was rude and unpleasant, always hissing at you under his breath when you touched him. Only his mother and yours could calm him back then but now both of them were dead and you had to tend to Ivar alone.

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East of Nowhere - Year Five

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Sam x Female Reader

Summary: You and Sam are strangers trapped in a desolate mountain town where you live, isolated from the outside world, for five years.

Part six of a seven part series, each chapter detailing the events of one year.

Author’s Notes: Beta’d by the goddess divine: @elliewinchesterr

If you’d like to be added to the tags just drop me an ask.

Warnings: Language, angst, fluff, gore and explicit sexual content.

Word Count: 4600+

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Four Years, Six Weeks

Sometimes you stand naked in from the full length mirror in the bathroom and look at the shiny pink scar on your stomach that bears a stunning similarity to a washed up fish bone. Running the pads of your fingers over the raised skin you think about Sam, as if you’re rubbing a locket that reminds you of his unwavering love. A different version of yourself would be bothered by it, the tough, mangled flesh that healed without concern for aesthetics. But you feel grateful for Sam and, in a strange way, appreciative that Shadow Hill exists.

You’re lucky to be alive, this is your daily reminder.

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anonymous asked:

jas can u elaborate on your lowkey come out point I agree but I jus wanna know how you see it

so. it’s been eight years. and then six years of living together. three moves. the latest of which has been broadcast for the entire world. of course there will be people saying otherwise but making an entire video on how they are moving together is coming out. if they make a point to say it’s been five years in this flat alone, it’s coming out. if they continue to post about their moving struggles together specifically, it’s coming out. dan and phil did not comment once on their relationship or try to frame the move in friendship. you cannot honestly tell me, after seeing everything dan and phil have gone through personally and professionally and seeing how long they have had a dedicated relationship, that they have not come out with this video. they never post anything this personal on their main channels. it’s a big deal and should be treated as such. and not only that but the move is such an ambiguous but decisive way to come out. they never have to say it but now it’s just a fact they plan on being together for as long as possible. it is so very much dan and phil that of course it is their kind of coming out. i’m just very very happy for them

The Craziest Six Months Of My Life (So Far...)

You guys, I wanted to stop and take a second.

Six months ago I put up a post, letting you all know I’m here to help. Six months ago I asked you to ask me questions.

I had no idea what I was getting myself into.

It’s been a WILD RIDE. The craziest six months of my life so far – and I’ve lived a bit of a crazy life.

Originally posted by nintendontdodrugs

In the last six months that this blog has been around….

Neil Freaking Gaiman, my favorite author and someone who helped me save my own life once upon a time, gave me encouragement and exposed me to hundreds of you when he didn’t have any reason to except being nice.

Eight thousand of you have been generous enough to lend me your time and let me help you write stories (thank you thank you thank you!) (I was expecting literally 20-50 of you. A hundred would have been nice. There were 100 of you the first freaking day.)

Forty of you loved this blog so much you actually convinced me to let you give me money (Patreon wasn’t my idea, it was yours). You’ve actually opened up your wallets to make this blog continue to be possible (Patrons, I love you guys so much!) And to Patrons of the past, thank you for your support as well!

Your generous support has let me be able to take on a freaking fellowship. A physician-level fellowship I literally could not do without you guys. And it’s amazing and it’s crazy and I love you guys so much for helping me dream way past what a medic should ever dream.

I’ve managed to put out over 1500 posts for you guys – an average of eight a freaking day. I legitimately do not know how I managed to do that, but I know that without your love and messages of support and kindness, I wouldn’t have been able to do that, no way and no how!

Over fifty bloggers decided to take up the Script-handle and give kick-ass writing advice about topics they’re comfortable with, and that’s amazing. Like, legitimately, pants-on-head crazy awesomesauce. It still boggles my mind that I made a family. To the family, thank you all. It’s been a fucking crazy time and I love you guys so much. Thank you for sticking with me through the rough rides and the rough patches. (And for those of you waiting to interview, I’M SO SORRY! As soon as I can I swear it on my llama!)

And we’ve all become better writers.  

You’ve gotten better because I’ve helped you construct injuries, illnesses, and medical characters. I’ve given you the pathophys and the inside scoop on healthcare, how it works, and how to write it.

And you’ve taught me, too. Writing every day for you has been a privilege and a joy. You’ve told me what you like and what you don’t like with notes and reblogs, and I’ve been noticing.

But most importantly, we’ve made real connections with each other.  

I’ve crowed with joy at getting the shot-in-the-dark fellowship – and you were there for me. You’ve told me about terrible things that have happened to you, and I’ve listened, and helped other writers understand.

I’ve laughed with readers, cried with bloggers. I’ve wanted to tear my hear out and cried, had literal moments of jumping up and down and shaking with delight, all of which was together with you.

The last six months have been one of the most amazing privileges I’ve ever had, and I’m extremely grateful to all of you.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Here’s to another crazy six months!

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jkavinskys  asked:

how abt books with friendship as the theme/a group of friends?

i gotchu

My computer blue screened on me while I was writing a post so I lost it.

The gist is:

I think I’ve figured out why I haven’t been writing as much fanfic (especially AHOD, which I haven’t updated in almost a year D:). During the time I fell in love with Garrus/Shep, and almost all the time I was writing AHOD, I was Very Depressed and Very Untreated and things were Very Very Very Bad. Guys, I have lived in six homes in three countries on two continents since I started that story. So much crap has gone down in my life. So much.

Onto today’s revelation:

When I started getting proper treatment, I didn’t realize (until today!) that because Shepard/Garrus had been around through all of the Bad Time, I now subconsciously associated them with the Bad Time, and I think (also subconsciously) avoided writing about them or engaging with them too much for fear that writing about them would mean a return to The Bad Time. A nasty little voice in my head would, I think, say, “Well, here you go again. Guess all this hard work and treatment was for nothing. Back to wasting your life on a thing that’ll never pay the bills because you’re a fucking failure.” (Look, I was really depressed. I actually try not to… let myself talk to me that way? But anyway.)

Part of why I decided to ease my way back into fanfic via Any Four Walls is because that has always been my Happy Place story. Very low stress. I didn’t put unrealistic (to the point of being 1000% unattainable) expectations on myself. Since I am, right now, the mentally healthiest I’ve been in … ever, I am basically trying to retrain my stupid brain so it can see fanfic as a happy thing again and not a You Are Too Depressed To Live, So You’re Using Fanfic As An Emotional, Mental, Social Crutch thing.

And today I realized that… I think it’s working? These days, when I think about Garrus and Shepard, it makes me happy. It doesn’t fill me with a weird secret dread. I feel like there is a healthy place in my life for fic, taking up a healthy amount of time, and leaving plenty of time for work and play and original writing and friendships and my marriage.

(There was a time when that was SO NOT WHAT WAS HAPPENING. AT ALL.)

So, I guess what I’m saying is that I’m starting to see a light at the end of the tunnel, and I’m hoping there’s more AHOD there. I’m probably not going to be as prolific as I once was, but I don’t think I’m going to have to back away terrified and screaming or curled up like a kicked puppy like I (see now I) kinda did there for a while. (I am really sorry because I know I lost some relationships in there. It was not you. It was me.)

So. If you’ve been here for all that time, thank you. Really and truly. If you’re one of the ones who still wants me to update that story? Honestly, thank you for caring and sticking with me. And if you like, followed me in the last week you’re probably like “WTF is she talking about??” It’s not usually this self-analyzey around here. Don’t be scared.

Imagine seeing Elijah again after 5 years.

Hi, hello, bonjour :)

Hey guys! So, I’m not at home right now, I’ll be back Sunday and I just wrote this and now that I have wifi for a little while I thought I’d post this. It must have a few mistakes as it’s really late and I haven’t reread it.

Imagine seeing Elijah again after 5 years.

Words: 2529

Please, note that I am French so there might be some mistakes here and there.

Please, let me know what you think. It always makes me so happy :)

I’m also working on The Immortals. I don’t know when I’ll be done.

Enjoy :)

Originally posted by sikanapanele

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At Your Service ~One~

Imagine being an elvish gardener of Mirkwood, tending to the grounds, and Thranduil being impressed with how much care you give to each individual plant, even singing to them as you work.

Once again I’ve dug myself a hole and this one shot will likely be two or three parts. Anyhow, enjoy and please, if you can, tell me what you think. I want to get an idea before I post the next parts. Thank you for reading!

The life of a servant was often unexciting. Yet, as you were sent off in a cart among a party of six fellow maids, you had been told that you were on a lively adventure. Rather, you were merely transferring household from that of Rivendell to Mirkwood. Your fellow travellers tittered at the chance to work for the vaunted woodland Elvenking and yet you could find little difference or passion in the transition.

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Klance fanfic reclist [multichap]

Favorites are italicized!

Homesick at Space Camp (multichapter; incomplete) by K0bot - Lance tries to be the best friend Keith’s ever had; fake marriage.

We’ll Stir the Stars (multichapter; incomplete) by Latios - Lance, a sea witch, travels with Keith, a dragon, in order to rescue Shiro.

The Lion’s Den (multichapter;incomplete) by Gigapoodle - Lance works at Shiro’s coffee shop, and Keith goes to the youth center Shiro volunteers at.

Aspen Falls (multichapter;incomplete) by spoopertrouper - Galra Keith crashes into earth, and Lance, Pidge, and Hunk try to help him locate his human mother.

Sweeter Than Pumpkin Pie (multichapter;incomplete) by konekat - College AU; Keith gets sick and Lance decides to stay with him for Thanksgiving break.

Shaky Ground (multichapter;incomplete) by morvish - Modern-ish AU; mystery.

six foot dive (multichapter;incomplete) by shizuoh - Lance and his family go to California for vacation, and Keith is a lifeguard.

Purple Marks and Bleeding Hearts (multichapter;incomplete) by TeaParade - Lance is a sniper who’s having trouble killing his newest mark, Galra!Keith.

Halcyon Days (multichapter;incomplete) by bolbessa - Lance does not know he’s royalty, and Keith escorts him back to his kingdom.

The Quiet (multichapter;incomplete) by MilkTeaMiku - Keith, who is doing a year’s worth of clerkship training, can see ghosts, and Lance doesn’t know he’s dead.

Six Feet Over (multichapter;incomplete) by freshia - Lance can see ghosts, and Keith is a ghost who resides in his new apartment.

live for the fight (when it’s all that you got) (multichapter;incomplete) by Yuu_chi - In which Lance is a walking disaster, and Keith is a guardian angel determined to keep Lance alive.

Kismet, Kill Me (multichapter;incomplete) by Jessadilla (wobblyarms) - Lance pretends to be Keith’s boyfriend a bar one night, so Keith makes a missed connection post.

We’ll Burn That Bridge When We Get There (multichapter;incomplete) by Voltromort (theungenue) - Firewatch AU; Lance becomes Keith’s emotional lifeline in the wilderness.

Next Level (multichapter;incomplete) by battleshidge (Amiria_Raven) - Online gaming AU.

Felidae (multichapter;incomplete) by eldee - Five times Keith turns into a were-Galra, and one time he doesn’t.

Annihilate Together (multichapter;incomplete) by LynnLarsh - Keith gives up playing piano before his freshman year of college; later, Lance begs Keith to come to his violin jury.

Monsoon (multichapter;incomplete) by Lulatic - Lance, a graceling, gets dragged into a war by a Galran soldier with questionable motives.

Not That Bad (multichapter;complete - 67847 words) by varelsen - College AU.

Lifeline (multichapter;complete - 8620 words) by sinelanguage - Keith thinks that he doesn’t need backup on a mission, and finds himself in over his head.

Stay Awake (multichapter;complete - 7159 words) by Talinor - Lance nearly dies, Keith saves him, and they both question their feelings. 

ghost of a king (multichapter;complete - 27158 words) by ashinan - A routine recon mission causes Lance and Blue to take drastic measures to ensure Lance’s survival.

Entangled (multichapter;complete - 101865 words) by mackerelmademedoit - Keith finds himself mentally linked to Lance.

Dancing Lions, Painted Wings (multichapter;complete - 35154 words) by genericfanatic - Anastasia AU.

equations for a falling body (multichapter;complete - 25205 words) by csoru - Keith and Lance are captured and have sex due to a Galran drug, and have to deal with the aftermath. (warning: dubcon, but neither Keith nor Lance are at fault)

Finding Home (multichapter;complete - 26966 words) by spacegaykogane - Keith and Lance are stranded after the wormhole incident, and have to work together to get home.

Magic Me Some Love (multichapter;complete - 143602 words) by KaSaPe - After Shiro is gravely injured and Keith is cursed to take the form of a Galra, Keith demands Lance, a magician, to save Shiro.

He Who Fights Monsters (multichapter;complete - 64888 words) by magisterpavus - The Garrison trains Knights to slay dragons; Knight cadet Lance is kidnapped by a red dragon that kills its own kind.

the missing part (multichapter;complete - 20353 words) by SpirituaReborn - The paladins experience the unfortunate consequences of a mind-meld program.

Infection (multichapter;complete - 73471 words) by 5557 - Horror/romance; Lance thinks that he’s infected by an alien sickness, but no one believes him.

A Kiss is a Kiss (But it’s never like this) (multichapter;complete - 25285 words) by GibbousLunation - Five times Keith kissed Lance in a less-than-ideal situation, and one time Lance kissed him back.

Spaghettification and Other Extreme Sports (multichapter;complete - 17978 words) by SociopathicAngel - Lance sacrifices himself and Blue to stop a black hole, and ends up in an alternate universe.

The Expiation Expedition (multichapter;complete - 40940 words) by @dragonomatopoeia,@obstinaterixatrix - Due to a miscomunication, the state of a planet’s political climate hinges on Keith and Lance pretending to be married.

Other Voltron fanfic reclists: Klance (multichapter 2Klance (oneshots 1), Klance (oneshots 2)Shallura, Hance, HeithGen

gayydva  asked:

Dude I sent you an ask a while ago on anon talking about training to be a female firefighter, and I wanted to tell you that I just got back from a four day training trip and I kicked ass! I went through six live fires, and I also stepped up to be officer of my peers. It was pretty awesome to have a bunch of boys (most of whom have been on the post longer than me) looking to me for orders in a life/death situation. Plus, my arms look hella fine after training 👌🏻

Yooo that’s so badass!! You were literally 🔥🔥 ahaha

things i learned after two weeks in nottingham and nottinghamshire

chocolate is a really fuckin big deal in england. even the smol tesco has a whole chocolate aisle. i got fed more chocolate in the space of two hours than i eat in the course of six months.

nottingham wants to make sure you know that ROBIN HOOD IS FROM THERE OKAY ROBIN HOOD. ROBIN HODE. HE’S FROM HERE. YEAH. 

the major oak is pretty major. its so major it needs help to stay up, in fact. 

“whats ur accent mate” : “i notice you’re a stupid fucking yank but i’m willing to be nice anyways :)”

i still dont know what “ayup me duck” means.

yank: “notting-ham” 
english person: “nottingum”
person from nottingham: notnm

I’m short in america but I’m a fcking dwarf in the UK. everyone is giants. what the fuck.

“when americans are fat, it’s because they’re disgusting. when europeans are fat, it’s because they have character.” 

there’s a whole channel called Dave. I don’t know how to explain what kind of channel it is beyond, “well, it’s Dave.”

historical stuff is so widespread in England they don’t bother to put glass over a lot of it, or anything. This wall is like two thousand years old. Rub your face on it if you like, we don’t give a fuck. 

the ancient-ass bridge over the Trent? Built by… I want to say Alfred? (Not sure.) The part that’s left to see? that’s currently a place where homeless people sleep, apparently. there’s not even a SIGN.

you can’t stay long in England without that intense social pressure rubbing off on you. it’s catching. I used to be fearless, now I’m nervous to ask shop clerks anything. what happened.

Ribena. It’s the best. I love it. Fuck. 

Six days of ordering coffees and you just start saying take-away and mocha with a short “o” and honestly, just go with it, because if you say “to-go,” three times out of four, the clerk at the counter will go “???? sorry??” 

why the fuck does the 20p coin look like that

that post about the different colors of pigeons makes sense now. american pigeons are not different colors, at least not where i live. 

swans are bigger than you think. no. Bigger. A swan could definitely beat me in a fight. 

canal boats comes in two varieties: (1) super clever looking, beautifully painted up, stylish, themed things and (2) somewhat raggedy floating campers with ancient 20hp johnson outboards on the stern. 

duck, duck goose? No. Duck, duck, coot, moor hen, duck, swan, CANADA GEESE FLOCK

lastly: Never forget those frame-breakin Lewdities…



for my final project in photography, we were allowed to choose whatever subject matter we wanted. since i went down a more experimental route, i was required to only produce six to eight prints. by the end, i had fourteen. i like making collages, so for this assignment, i decided to make collages based on twenty one pilots’ blurryface. for me, this album has the most imagery, iconography, and aestheticism than their others (not to say their other albums aren’t iconic because they definitely are). the band as a whole greatly inspires me, so i couldn’t just stop at six or eight prints; i needed to do the whole album.

i will post three pictures per song: the original collage, the black-and-white photo needed to create the final negative, and then the final print (albeit reversed). i don’t mean to brag, but… i totally got a 100% on this project.

(is this an artist statement? looks like you really do live long enough to see yourself become the thing you hate.)

(like on instagram)

why is there always a sad ending?
always almost reaching, always nearly there,
always here at the finish line alone alone alone
always sun-drenched and soaked in memory.
is the losing ever lighter than the rest? i’m
dreaming of worry, dreaming of past and future and
dripping pastels; painted-on tears and grit-
it’s not supposed to look beautiful, but it does anyway.
am i going to die alone? am i going to live alone?
(you look best wreathed in flowers. laughing.
you look best when you’re watching someone else.)
it all makes me feel ancient and fifteen and six.
is this the way the world works?
—  we keep reading these books–/ast.

anonymous asked:

Hi there... So.. I already love your blog but... I want to ask... How do you get yourself to write consistently... Or at all when you've hit a rut? I have been unable to write for way too long. I feel the want/need to write... But can't get any substance on to the page.

Hello, and thank you so much for being here! I’ve answered a similar ask before, which I’ll link for you here. However, there are still other things that I didn’t mention for the sake of time, so I’ll include some more in this response!

1) Create outlines/plot webs by hand. (Or digitally if you prefer) While this may seem a bit obvious or mundane, it can be extremely effective. If you’re in the middle of a story but don’t know how to get from Point A to B, writing out major events you have so far and major events that come later can be useful in not only avoiding plot holes and inconsistency, but it give you just enough freedom while keeping you constrained. Or, if you never made/finished an outline to begin with, it might help you reorganize your thoughts and refresh your mind on everything that’s happened so far.

2) Write something new. Now, definitely don’t start a whole new project. Jumping around from place to place is not conducive to finishing your work. However, sometimes it is good to take a short break and write something else/something new. I only allow myself to work on one novel at a time, but short stories/character profiles/drabbles are fair game in the meantime. For one, you wouldn’t want to lose any new ideas. For two, sometimes just putting your focus on anything but what you’re trying so hard to figure out can let the story come to you.

3) Try ambient noise or music playlists. I don’t know about you, but I’ve grown up in a very noisy household and it’s very unnerving for me to be in a quiet environment. On the flip side, I can’t focus very well in a louder one. Ambient noise can range from nature sounds to city backgrounds and can not only help set your scene (if chosen carefully), but give just enough noise to have something there but not notice it. My personal favorite sites for this are: Tabletop Audio (very useful for a variety of genres), Noisli, and Rainy Mood (this one is only rain though). I personally also find alpha wave lengths and instrumental music playlists very useful! If you live in the US or Canada and are willing to pay for a subscription, 8tracks is a wonderful service. However, due to financial issue, the company doesn’t offer much free listening time. Spotify and YouTube also have good playlists for free.

I hope one of these six (I’m including the previous post) suggestions helps! If not, feel free to send another ask and I’ll post some more tips! Writing is different for everyone, so what may help me or someone I know may not be very effective for you.

things yoongi says
  •  i’m extremely unmotivated so….
  •  i’ve always wanted to nap at a different country
  • my speciality is rolling around in bed on our days off
  • i don’t like to move or go out; i don’t even like to meet people
  • i can’t get up now…
  • where is this, who am i
  • the seagull over there has a girlfriend, how come i can’t get one?
  • “what will you be in 10 years?” “10 years…i’ll be 33 years old. Bye!”
  • honestly, i’m pretty good at cooking. i’m not kidding. i’m really good at cooking ramen
  • they’re really loud, and i’m really annoyed
  • i’ve slept for about 20 hours straight
  • why do i not manage my body? because i don’t like exercising!
  • let’s go eat! i’m so hungry.
  • usually i’m just serious and quiet
  • i want to go to the restroom, go to the restroom for me
  • do daebak on your entrance exam! if you don’t know the answer, put 3!!
  • i think it’s the most sunlight i’ve got in nearly 5 years
  • “ah it’s hard to think of one for suga hyung” “is it because i’m perfect?”
  • i’m sleepy
  • why are you so ugly
  • i’m trying to live like a human because apparently i’m like a rock
  • we actually all had six packs, but because it’s summer, all the chocolate has melted off
  • i’m good at doing ugly stuff
  • i’m so hungry i could devour a whole cow
  • my concept is “i would love to be a model for a cosmetic commercial!” full of moist~
  • what’s today’s date…
  • i personally don’t like people
  • everytime we win an award, my mom says “why are you at the back?”
  • everyone wake me up when it’s over
  • then why live when you’ll die anyway
  • next time i’ll definitely steal your underwear and wear it
  • yay, food!
Panic! At the Disco's Brendon Urie Joins 'Kinky Boots' Cast

Panic! At the Disco’s Brendon Urie will take on the lead role in the Broadway production of Cyndi Lauper’s musical, Kinky Boots, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

Urie will play Charlie Price, the protagonist who inherits his father’s failing shoe factory and partners with a drag queen named Lola (played by J. Harrison Ghee) to produce a line of high-heeled boots that help save the company. The musician will make his debut at the Al Hirschfeld Theatre May 26th and will perform through August 6th.

The gig marks Urie’s first major acting role, though Panic! At the Disco’s music and live show have always been imbued with plenty of theatricality. In a video posted to Twitter, Urie said, “This has been on my bucket list for the longest time and it really is a dream come true. I’m just so incredibly excited to be joining Kinky Boots on Broadway – that’s wild. Plus you guys get to see me in those heels now.”

Kinky Boots is based on the 2005 British movie of the same name and debuted on Broadway in 2013. Lauper penned the music and the lyrics, while Broadway vet Harvey Fierstein wrote the book. The production won six Tony Awards, including Best Musical and Best Original Score for Lauper.

Panic! At the Disco released their most recent record, Death of a Bachelor, in 2016. The group has a handful of live dates left on their current tour, which wraps April 15th at the BB&T Center in Sunrise, Florida.

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Mineral Lot #72 - Retail price $86

ON SALE for $64 (free shipping in the USA)

This lot includes everything you see in the pictures- six pieces of stunning rainbow moonstone. These are the really bright, high quality ones I posted a while back that everyone was asking about! These are just the best rainbow moonstone I’ve ever had, handsdown. These are smaller, but they pack a punch! 

If you’re interested in a lot, you send me the lot number and your email address over the instant messenger here on tumblr. If you were the first to claim it, I will let you know! If you live outside the USA, please let me know what country you live in, so I can let you know how much shipping is!

The payment method used is paypal invoice which is sent to your email. You don’t need a paypal account to pay, just a credit or debit card. The invoices will all be sent after all the lots have been posted.

You have until Monday to pay. If you don’t pay, it will go up for grabs again. Please do not claim a lot if you know you can’t/won’t pay. It really adds a lot of stress to this already quick paced sale.