One week left until our little cubby arrives…feel like my whole pregnancy has just flown by. Can’t believe baby daddy and I will be parents in 7 days.
Can now take a break from all the uni work as I’m ahead of the curb, just hoping he comes on time now, want to meet him already!👶🏽💙👣
A/N: I’ve exhausted my brain cells in thinking for plots for the themes of day 1 to 3. So please be easy with me on this one and don’t look for plot when reading this.
The first time Jellal touched her bare body, he was gentle, unhurried and curious. He explored almost every inch of her using not only his hands, but also his lips and tongue. He left burning trails all over her skin, from her chin to her collarbone down to her breasts; from her wrists up to her shoulders to the back of her neck down to the small of her back; and from her waist to her hips to her thighs down to her knees and even ankles. He was enthusiastic in learning every curves of and every sensitive spots on her body, like how an adventurer would have explore a new land they had just discovered.
*question: Why aren’t the links so that I can just click them? answer: Tumblr was being a jerk to the OP and the links won’t show up, so just copy and paste the text to see them*
This is for the purpose of having all the links I find most useful in one place and to provide a touchstone for people new to the situation. This doesn’t contain everything, but it contains a lot of the most vital information up to this point. I tried to stick with the most verifiable evidence.
The story that Louis Tomlinson got Briana Jungwirth pregnant and had a baby with her is a lie. Most likely this is a PR stunt and Briana never had a baby at all, much less Louis’ baby. The evidence is below.
For the concept of how the entertainment industry works, see here. For more information from other sources, see here.
despite being spotted with at least 5 or more girls (x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x) in the preceding months, for some reason the mother is the only girl the papers identified far ahead of the pregnancy news
despite claiming the father was dating the mother for months, the father was linked to multiple “mysterious blondes” (x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x, x) during the months leading up to the conception
links for x’s are in the pre-planning section above
the father stated at the Brits that he missed the child after just a day apart and hadn’t left him before, just after that it was reported he was in a custody battle due to being refused the right to see the child, and yet he has traveled away from LA where the baby is many times since then, and he missed the child’s first Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year’s
despite the father stating he wanted children even as a teenager, there are no pictures or videos of the father smiling when talking about the baby before the birth, or smiling at the baby with anywhere near the joy that’s found on his face when he sees any other child
the father and mother both showed up in public to exchange the baby multiple times when they could have done it somewhere that’s actually private, such as a gated property, yet the father’s rep put out a statement denouncing paps for invading the child’s privacy
despite being born and raised American, the mother has used British spelling and phrasing on social media, indicating that it’s likely she has someone managing her social media at least part of the time
at the time of the previous statement the mother also supposedly stated that a condition of her agreeing to an arrangement with the father is that he not use a nanny despite the fact that she has a nanny herself
despite smoking and using straws being prohibited after oral surgery, the father was pictured doing both after supposedly having oral surgery according to his sister, the story the pictures were used for was mainly about the baby and for some reason heavily featured his bandaid
originally I had left out questions about whether the mother got plastic surgery during the pregnancy (no decent doctor would recommend elective surgery during pregnancy), but new evidence shows the mother has definitely gotten plastic surgery now and that raises the likelihood that the suspected plastic surgery during pregnancy happened
the mother was first reported as a short fling, then as a relationship that started in Jan 2015 and lasted for a few months that would have overlapped with the father’s last long term girlfriend, and it was also reported they dated for a year, then recently it was reported as a one night stand again
it was reported that the father was dating the old girlfriend at the same time as he dated the mother, yet it was also reported that the reason he didn’t ask for a paternity test was because he and the mother were dating exclusively when they were together
the media reported the baby was born on Jan 22nd, but then the birth certificate released indicated the date of birth as Jan 21st, the father also indicated the baby was born Jan 22nd, although this was posted in the early morning, making it somewhat ambiguous
the media reported that the father and mother were about to go to court over custody disagreements in Feb, it was alleged the custody argument was temporarily settled under the condition that the father’s new girlfriend not spend time with the baby, yet the father’s new girlfriend was pictured with the baby multiple times and no action to stop it was taken until months later
another round of custody battle press that happened months later was surrounded by language (“new” girlfriend, newborn child, another newborn) and references that seemed a throwback to when the baby was a newborn, suggesting the articles (and social media posts) had been written in advance about March and held onto until the 2nd custody battle news in July, other things happening around that time were similar to March too
the pictures of the mother and father used when the pregnancy story first ran were pictures from May that were taken before the pregnancy was known, run by other papers for the dating story but not used by The Sun who didn’t report on the dating story at all, and then only published by The Sun when the baby story surfaced,The Sun being the paper the pap who took the pictures indicated
despite his baby siblings being featured openly on the father and his mother’s social media, the father and his family rarely post about the baby (especially compared to the mother) and say it’s for privacy reasons
the pictures posted of the father holding the baby on his Instagram appear to be photoshop, one is definite, the other is highly suspect (wrong hair length in both cases, missing tattoo, impossible body position of the baby)
the other pictures of the father holding the baby posted by others on social media are also suspect of photoshop (humongous hands in proportion, missing tattoo, strange lighting and texture contrast between baby and father)
around three weeks before the pregnancy news broke, the father picked up a baby doll onstage, unnecessarily repeated “it is not real” multiple times and threw it off stage while wearing a shirt that said “the future is now”
the baby’s name, Freddie Reign, aligns closely with Freddie Mercury from Queen who is a well known gay icon, and who the father would have been aware of given the connection to the stuffed bear called Teddy Mercury that educated the fandom on much LGBT+ history and shared the stage with him for the entire last tour
the father never used to post solo selfies and then suddenly started posting unfailingly morose selfies right around when the baby was born and around events showing the father’s involvement with the baby
almost the only pictures on the father’s Instagram that are in black and white since the pregnancy news are those of him in a picture with the baby or him with his girlfriend who is suspected to be a beard
*update: there are now a few more black and white pics but they’re either warning selfies, promo pics, or a pic that may have been taken by the father’s suspected boyfriend
all of the pictures on the fathers’ Instagram that show him with the baby are in black and white (*updated- except for 2 which don’t show his face), all the pictures of the father with the baby posted by his mother are also in black and white
the father’s suspected boyfriend also hinted the day the baby’s birth certificate became public, and made a post that could refer to the father and the mother’s family, and possibly sent another hint onstage, and also posted a lyric to a song with an interesting title right after the baby’s birth (tweeting lyrics as hints being something the father’s suspected boyfriend is well known for), and followed someone with interesting initials right after the mother was doing diet tea promo
the father’s selfie warnings and black and white pattern were identified and co-opted by the stunt team, by breaking the patterns they tried to diffuse the significance of them
the father talked about the baby at the Brits, but this was after having barely talked about it before birth, having acted upset whenever it was brought up before birth, and having repeatedly said he would have no particular responsibilities during the band’s hiatus
the father’s bandmate mentioned wanting to see the baby, but this was months and months after it was born, none of the bandmates ever said congratulations on social media, and the excuse for not having seen the child was flimsy at best
as may have become clear above, it’s heavily suspected that the father is actually in an unwillingly closeted relationship with his bandmate
the baby situation is one way of closeting them
the band as a whole is also nearing a transition away from their old, abusive and incompetent team, to a new team
their old team has been trying to underhandedly destroy the reputation of the band as much as possible in order to transfer fans over to their other artists instead, save face in the industry and with the public, lower the value of the band for their future team(s) since they’ll now be competing against their old team’s artists, and possibly out of a twisted personal vendetta against the band
using the baby situation to closet the father and his bandmate forces them to push back any plans they might have had to come out which distances the father’s old team from accusations of forced closeting
smearing the individuals in the band is part of this campaign
because the father getting the mother pregnant looks irresponsible, the father’s lack of interest in the mother makes him look cold, the father’s refusal to get a paternity test and formally establish custody looks naive and stupid, and it could look like the father is willingly participating in a terribly executed, over the top closeting stunt to people who see it’s a stunt and don’t know much about the band otherwise, this stunt functions as a smear campaign against him
Knowing It’s a Stunt, Was There Ever a Baby?
no, starting from the assumption that it’s a stunt, it’s extremely unlikely the mother had a baby
it’s unclear if a real baby was used for the stunt for the first month or two after birth, it may have been a combination of dolls and photoshop at first
after a certain point it became clear there was a real baby being used, although it’s unclear if there’s been more than one baby playing the role or who exactly the baby or babies belong to, although there are various theories
The reason I made my own post was to keep things easily accessible, but it was also in order to add proof I think is objectively compelling, especially without too much context being required. The posts below don’t necessarily fulfill that goal, but it’s always nice to have extra resources.
my babygate tag and the chronological version of the tag
maksimc Queen 👸🏼 @petamurgatroyd killing it with one more month to go! How’s that for inspiration??? And how come I was done with my workout before the pregnant chick?
Watching my bump grow over the past 21 weeks has been incredible. I look back now, and look back at pre pregnancy photos and see what i thought was a huge fat stomach and thighs and realise actually, my body wasn’t as bad as i thought and I wish I had appreciated it at the time.
I felt so unattractive and frumpy, but as my bumps grown i’ve realised what a frumpy, lumpy bod really is… As my stretch marks appear more prominent and aggressive, and my stomach grows, and my legs, feet, face and hands swell to the size of beach balls, I really appreciate my pre-pregnancy body and as much as some days i wish i was like the pregnant woman in the movies, stretch mark free, perfectly proportioned bodies, no swelling and perfect out front bump, but I realise how thats just fantasy and how this is just a sign that my baby is changing my body and i wouldn’t change that for the world. I may feel like a beached whale with a awful waddle and a lumpy bumpy bod but thats part and parcel and personally just how my body is handling pregnancy. You don’t get something for nothing and i’d rather have my baby, then the perfect body. I’ve learnt that no matter how much stretch mark cream and oil you put on, if your body wants to give you stretch marks then unfortunately thats what’s going to happen, i’ve put it on religiously everyday and bathed in the stuff but it’s made not a single difference.
As I get further into the third trimester and the day i meet my perfect, little blessing gets closer, the more stretch marks i’m gaining, the more my face is breaking out into spots and the more i poof out, but my bump grows bigger and bigger and Lucas grows bigger and bigger and stronger and stronger.
I am so excited to meet our little Lucas and there are the little things like being able to paint my toenails without a struggle, shave my legs without breaking into a sweat and being able to put my shoes on my feet again and dress myself.
It’s all worth it and I wouldn’t change it for the world. Little Lumpy bear is worth everything in my life that is changing, this is just the beginning.
How long did it take for everyone’s body to bounce back? Did your stretch marks go down at all? Do you all love your post pregnancy bodies now?
At Sonia’s insistence they all order the lobster. Joël doesn’t do too much talking, mainly drinking. Roy hasn’t noticed. He’s stoked about Dom coming to visit in a couple of weeks.
Roy: You’ll have to get that weekend off work so you can come pub crawling with us, dude.
Sonia: Oh for goodness’ sake, Roy. Why does everything you boys do have to involve vast quantities of alcohol? Why can’t you just see a movie or go fishing or something? Anyway, how are you supposed to improve your sperm and semen quality if you’re getting drunk all the time? It’s so typical of you to only to think of yourself-
Roy: Honey, that’s not fair. You know how much I’ve cut down my drinking over the past few months. Not only that, I’ve stopped having baths and wearing any underwear other than boxers, and I’ve all but given up the smokes. Not to mention fapping, for Christ’s sake-
Roy: …and thanks to all my hard work my last analysis was nearly normal, thank you very much. So I can afford to have a couple when one of my best mates is in town, okay? Besides, with a bit of luck the egg transfer was a success and you’re sitting there pregnant right now! We don’t know yet, do we? Let’s think positive for a change, okay?
Sonia shakes her head.
Sonia: I’m not pregnant. I know I’m not pregnant. I can’t let myself think positive Roy, otherwise the heartbreak every month would kill me. That’s why I’m not buying pregnancy tests any more. Whenever I get a negative result I just…I want to crawl into bed and never resurface. I just want to hide from the world. Especially from people who are pregnant, people pushing prams, people on social media posting their baby bumps and nursery pictures…I don’t want to hate them but I do. I can’t help it. My bitterness towards them feels like acid eating away at my insides. Why can’t that be me tweeting about my sore boobs and morning sickness and swollen ankles and acid reflux? Why? Why, Roy? Are we being punished for something? What did we do wrong?
Tears roll down her cheeks. Roy reaches for her hand and makes soothing noises. Joël swallows the rest of his double scotch, his third since they arrived. He signals to the drinks waiter for another.
Sonia: I’m sorry, Joël. I didn’t mean to ruin lunch. Let’s talk about other things. How’s Anita?
As a Cast Member, I know how special we can make other people’s day with the simplest of things. Yesterday, I learned just how special it truly can be when it was turned around on me. All of these Cast Members were simply lovely and so eager to help and make my day special. Specially Jia, from China. Her note does not just read “It’s A Boy!”, like we’d asked. It’s a small note for my baby, with the meaning of his name in China (outstanding, and overcomes) and it reads; “May you grow up handsome and strong! And all your wishes and dreams come true!”.
It’s the first experience about my baby that has made me cry.