possibly because i am one

Now that Will and Grace is coming back (28th of September this year) I feel like it’s the perfect time to share something I learned a while ago. John Barrowman, probably best known from Doctor Who, Torchwood and Arrow,  Barrowman was also considered for the role of Will in Will & Grace, but the producers reportedly felt he was “too straight” and the role eventually went to Eric McCormack instead. Like have you seen John Barrowman??! 

THIS DUDE

THIS ONE

ARE YOU SURE YOU HAD THE REAL JOHN

HIM

Here’s the link to his wiki if you don’t believe me: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Barrowman

PS: I’m really happy that Will & Grace is coming back, I have a lot of fond memories of watching it wiht my older sister.

anonymous asked:

youre so unthankful for your followers on here and the asks you get wait until the day youre irrelevant and no one cares abt your blog youll miss getting 100 messages/day. you lit complain abt ppl giving u attention. ppl go out of their way to send you well thought out asks and you still only answer like 30%? we will get tired of you only answering witty asks that make you sound funny. i wonder how it feels having everyone's saying this behind ur back and hoping you'll finally get wht u deserve

oh don’t worry i get loads of what i deserve in real life

The first installment of The 2nd Imaginary Symphony is live!

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Edward Petherbridge in the ‘The Exorcism’ episode of the BBC’s Dead of Night series, 1972

Tell Me Something That I’ll Forget.

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 11.5K+

Content: Bi!Lashton, polyamory (MFM dynamic), language, graphic content, sexual situations (anal sex, multiple partners, light spanking, orgasm denial, etc.)

A/N: I have returned and it feels so good to be back. This is something that I’ve been working on for quite some time, and it is notably different from what I’ve posted before. I had an idea of Chef Ashton and I’ve always wanted to explore polyamory within the bounds of fanfiction. This is what I came up with after about two months of messing around with it. Have an open mind if this is all new to you. Enjoy. :-)

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“Good. Now stop crying… idiot”

do you ever realize how crazy it is that tony and loki haven’t interacted since 2012 and there are still tons of people who ship it

coming of age

ao3 link

“Come back soon!” Her mom says.

She is by the doorway, finishing tying her sport shoes.

She nods and then takes off.


“Are you Moon?”

“Yes,” she replies and smiles at the man behind the desk, not yet tired of this routine. She clutches a few Pokedollars in her hand, looking to buy some revives.

“Wow!” He says, breathless and hands shaking as he bends down to unlock the cabinet. “That means that you can purchase even more items. You’re the first ever Alola champion, after all!”

The smile doesn’t leave her face but something hurts a bit more.

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i wish to pause my existence
i do not wish for death
i wish for an escape
before i drown in the sea of deception
before the darkness consumes me whole
and i am no longer my own person

i do not wish for the last breath
i wish for a pause
while i mend and heal
while i become whole
but time waits for no man
and i am not an exception

i have to be brave
i have to be strong
no matter how hard
or how they thought i was wrong

it won’t be easy
but i’ll have to try
because my only salvation
lies in me, myself and I.

anonymous asked:

please don't write erotica of max and johnny for bullymagnet week. maybe you're not going to and i know that won't dissuade you if you're going to anyway. but i want it to be known that i'm asking you to please don't.

I’m so sorry for worrying you! But in all honesty, even though my blog is the “trash account” I do still have some morals! Bullymagnet is my happy escapism ship and is only hidden on this blog because I fear persecution from people who believe that kids shouldn’t be shipped together at all.

I know I have a very terrible track record, but I will only write underaged when exploring heavier terrible topics where I’m painting it as a very terrible thing. And these kinds of topics was really not why I hopped into bullymagnet for at all.

I really am sorry for worrying you and for the impression you must have gotten when you saw my blog. If it would put you to ease, I’ll promise never to publish any fanfic or art that has bullymagnet in any compromising positions.

BullyMagnet is really my happy escapism ship and all I ever want to create for them is nice happy fluffy things(and maybe try to convey tinges of nostalgia and the light hearted feel of being young and dumb and in love. Such a precious flickering feeling.) ah. I’ve rambled for too long. The muse has really gotten me for bullymagnet week.

Again, I’m sorry of the impression you got from my blog. I really would like you to rest easy after fully knowing my intentions for this ship.

I might have mentioned this before, but when I was a little girl, my mother was a chemical engineer who worked for a major manufacturing company, and she worked on a line of very popular menstrual products. So, I mean, menstrual products were a very casual thing when I was a kid. I think I already told the story about me thinking pads were just particularly soft stickers and putting them all over things when I was a toddler, but also I mean we just always had boxes of them around, and my mom would do things like cut pads open and show me how the polymer foam inside worked.

(Side note, this is also how I know that a lot of those jars of “instant snow” you can get this time of year are the same kind of stuff that’s inside pads/diapers/etc. You’re welcome.)

So I have to admit, it was kind of weird for me when I got older and realized that you basically are not allowed to talk about menstrual products in polite company. (Look at that! “Menstrual products” is such a stiff way to put it.) Like forget discussing your period in frank terms, you can’t even talk about the random products you use to deal with it. Can you imagine if it was considered so inappropriate to talk about toilet paper or baby diapers? Bodies are gross, messes happen, but periods are treated differently.

I mean, just watch a pad commercial? They’re not even allowed to use the color red in case it grosses people out. They pour some blue water on a pad, like that’s helpful at all in knowing whether a pad will actually work. And that’s if they even show a pad at all! Usually it’s just like flowers and horseback riding or working out and doing martial arts if it’s a more feminist ad. They’re not allowed to actually talk about the product or how it works, they just use vague-ass language to remind us that their product exists. Like we can forget with our uteruses throwing a giant fit once a month.

So I have to have like this secret network of menstrual product reviews amongst my uterus-having friends, like “oh this pad works a dream but the wings are weird” or “I could probably empty my aorta into this pad and it would be fine” or “I don’t like pads, I only use tampons and this brand has an applicator that should be outlawed by the Hague”. Because once in high school I pulled a pad out of my purse to clean up a soda spill (BECAUSE THEY’RE FUCKING ABSORBENT, THAT’S THEIR JOB) and all the boys looked at me like frightened rabbits.

And I mean, it’s kind of funny to watch the blood drain out of their faces just like it is draining out of my vagina, but it’s also pretty upsetting. Because people who have periods are being taught that their particular brand of excretion (and one that, lbr, is strongly associated with women and misogyny) is grosser than any other kind that comes out of the human body. Their monthly cycle makes them “unclean” in a way that vomiting or urinating doesn’t. It’s so horrible that no one even talks about it. And because no one talks about it, we have problems like people being heavily taxed for tampons, and legislators not knowing how periods work (but still being happy to make decisions about what medications are okay to use to regulate them), and homeless shelters rarely getting menstrual products in donations of other toiletries. People don’t talk about periods or menstrual products, so people don’t know about them.

Even going beyond the widespread political ramifications of this willful ignorance, it makes a normal part of life pretty scary for preteens (or teens) getting their first period. It makes it so they don’t know what isn’t normal. It makes it so people don’t know to go to the doctor for symptoms that are warning signs of severe illnesses, and some doctors don’t even know how to deal with them. It makes it so people suffer needlessly. Even if they aren’t in horrible pain, like a lot of people are, it makes it so they may not know what kind of product is right for them, whether it be a cup, pad, tampon, menstrual underwear, whatever. They may not even know there ARE options. They may not know what kind of painkiller works best for them, or what to try next.

And the fact that there’s this huge blank spot in the way we talk about sexual/reproductive health that even rampant capitalism can’t seem to fully overcome is mind-blowing to me?? Like is a bit of blood really that scary? Really? In a world where action and horror and art house movies with fountains of gore are a dime a dozen? Periods aren’t pleasant, I’m the first person to admit that, but they’re a lot less pleasant when you can’t even ask for help to make them better – at least not in a loud voice. It’s like this bizarre open secret we can only talk about in whispers among women (side note, this makes it even rougher for trans folks to get help) like it’s some kind of arcane secret or curse hanging out inside our uteruses, and if it’s openly acknowledged, it’ll devour humanity.

Anyway, I still keep pads in my purse, and I still use them to clean up the messes that a paper towel won’t touch, no matter who’s watching. I still keep a large stack of them in my bathroom next to the extra roll of toilet paper and the hand towels. I will happily teach little boys and little girls about them, because everyone should know how a basic human function works and is taken care of. Even if you don’t have a uterus, I will be shocked if you never find someone else who has one that you love, whether it’s a partner, family member, or friend. And you should be able to help them, and to give them a place where they can talk about their own body without worrying about being “gross” or “unclean”.

LIKE SERIOUSLY, just talk about periods! You never know when the person next to you might have a great tip for getting blood out of – well, everything.

I honestly don’t understand how Luke and Anakin are perceived as whiny bitches?? Like, for fuck’s sake I’ve seen people say Anakin was being a whiny bitch when he said “I’m a person and my name is Anakin”, when he was having an emotional breakdown and lashing out after Shmi died, and when he alludes to his bad history and trauma as a slave on Tatooine with his “I don’t like sand” line. If those are your only examples or the first ones that come to mind, maybe rethink what you think of as being a “whiny bitch” and take a long look in a mirror, because I think you’re the actual whiny bitch here.

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hello ladies and gentlemen and those wonderful people in-between and outbetween, i’m in a bit of an issue at the moment where i owe my parents £200 which is not the most fun to have

so i’m opening up emergency commissions! It would be amazing to get the money by the end of this month because its for something I lost and am in a rush to replace! 

If you want to request a commission of any previous styles I have done (this ca include my minecraft style of mlp) I would be happy to sort out a price if you’d like one! The prices here are both USA and UK friendly but I will also take euros as long as it equals the same amount!!

If you can’t afford one it would be amazing if you could reblog this to spread the word because I am in dire need of the money, thank you so much! 

If you’d like a commission you can either send me a Tumblr message of email me at thebernardbunker@gmail.com! Thank you so so much, you guys have been kind to me in the past and if these go well then I will reopen requests or do a giveaway for those that can’t afford them! 

I JUST FIGURED OUT BRONIES

Okay. Hear me out. So a bunch of college aged guys watch my little pony and really really like it (I mean, who wouldn’t? It’s an adorable, fun show).

But then their fragile masculinity kicks in and they realize that this show is pretty much aimed toward eight year old girls.

So instead of being okay with liking something that is not specifically aimed toward them (like normal people would), they decide that they need to MAN UP the show and how they enjoy it.

So they make pony porn.

To save their fragile masculinity.

They make porn of brightly colored, animated, ponies.

anonymous asked:

Or or one of you leak it because you're so comfortable in your relationship and you just don't care. Sex is normal. Loving someone is normal. That's why it's leaked to show everyone that's it's a normal thing. (Lol this is bad but Tyler is so laid back)

I mean yeah, out of all the possibilities, this one would probably be the most likely because I am the kind of person that is like, sex is beautiful. But idk, it’s also a very intimate thing + his career/my career and all so I doubt that would happen either??? (Though I don’t doubt his friends and my friends would see it LMAO) 

1. 

OKAY. 

OKAY. 

I MAY HAVE SPOKEN TOO SOON. 

THIS IS ACTUALLY BETTER THAN KUROGANE AND MOKONA DRINKING IN A TREE. 

KUROGANE AND FAI DRINKING ALONE. ALL NIGHT LONG. AND NOT REALISING IT WAS MORNING UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE. 

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS. 

They’re going to talk about plot things in a second I’m sure buT THIS MEANS THERE WAS LIKE 6-8 HOURS OF DRUNKEN CONVERSATION AND GENERAL HANGING OUT THAT WAS ENTIRELY IRRELEVANT TO THE PLOT. 

THAT WE DIDN’T GET TO SEE. 

AND LOOK AT HOW MUCH ALCOHOL THEY DRANK. THERE ARE AT LEAST 30 FULL SIZE BOTTLES THERE, PLUS FIVE OR SO SMALLER ONES. 

THAT IS A LOT OF ALCOHOL. 

FOR TWO PEOPLE. 

WHO JUST SPENT AN ENTIRE NIGHT IN EACH OTHER’S COMPANY TO THE POINT WHERE THEY ARE SURPRISED THAT IT IS ACTUALLY DAY TIME ALREADY. 

DO YOU SEE WHERE I’M GOING WITH THIS.

a little too fast: a wally & linda mix
songs for when it’s complicated because you’re way too into a younger guy who’s also your ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend’s cousin… and the (second) fastest man alive.

{listen}

i. classic - MKTO // ii. sweet piece of candy - someone’s little sister // iii. can we dance - the vamps // iv. froot - marina and the diamonds // v. my racing thoughts - jack’s mannequin // vi. fast as you can - fiona apple // vii. girls chase boys - ingrid michaelson // viii. drove me wild - tegan and sara // ix. did it again (feat. kid cudi) - shakira // x. all the pretty girls - fun. // xi. nuclear seasons - charli xcx // xii. if i go - ella eyre // xiii. adios - serayah mcneill // xiv. be good - emily kinney

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Reading Journal / 4th Jan 2016 / Queen of Shadows

So I finished this book last night, and absolutely loved it!! I’ve just started doing this Reading Journal idea because I think it’s a fun thing to do to document all the books that I read, as well as create something pretty and fun with all of the characters.

(don’t worry, that’s not an actual page from the book that I ripped out, I took a photo!!)

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I really really REALLY enjoyed this book (if you didn’t notice already by my liveblogging of it). Honestly, this series just keeps getting better and better, and Sarah J. Maas never ceases to amaze me with her fictional world. My favourite thing about this book is that there’s always room for character development, and the characters have so much depth to them and everything seems very real and vivid. I absolutely adored Elide’s storyline, and I think it was nice to have a character who was really quite vulnerable and weak at the start become more of a hero. I haven’t yet read the prequel, The Assassin’s Blade, but I will start that as soon as possible because I am absolutely dying to find out more about Lysandra! She’s become one of my favourite character and she is very very badass. 

But the best thing was falling in love with Aelin all over again. Whenever I start reading one of these books I’m always a bit iffy when it comes to her character because I always forget how much more there is to her than just an assassin, but every time you discover more about her and there’s just so much more to love. I especially love her relationship with Rowan because I think it’s more than just romance and honestly they’re best friends before anything else. 

The theme of friendship is something that I really enjoyed reading about because, if I’m honest, I’m a bit sick of books where romance is the driving factor between two people. But in this whole series it’s very clear that friendship is more important to the characters than romance, and there’s never any blurry lines between the two. I love the friendship of Aedion and Rowan, (they literally call each other “brother”), as well as Manon’s friendship with Asterin, Elide, and the rest of The Thirteen.

I can’t wait for the next book, but in the meantime I’m going to be busying myself with reading The Assassin’s Blade and I have a very, very long list of TBRs.