Sure thing sweetie! I think the idea of the diaboys having kids is adorable, so I’m gonna jump on that train. I hope you like it! As always, if you want to see the Mukamis just tell me.~Mun M
Shu: His little one always takes their afternoon nap on his chest. He likes to rub their tiny head until they both fall asleep. Once they’re a little toddler, he puts one of his earbuds next to their ear and plays lullabies.
Reiji: The curiosity his little one posseses may be dangerous, but he is very careful with them. He never leaves their side. Both of their favorite things to do is sit in his arm chair and read bedtime stories together.
Ayato: From the moment they can walk, he’s teaching his little one how to play basketball. When they get tired he carries them inside and shares a milkshake with them.
Kanato: Luckily, his little one loves dress up and tea parties. Unfortunately, they like dressing him up in princess outfits. He doesn’t argue, though. He enjoys sharing his tea with them.
Laito: He loves to sit his little one on his lap while he plays the piano. They love to hear his songs, and are eager to learn how to play just like him. He’s surprisingly patient, and will happily answer all of their questions.
Subaru: Believe it or not, his little one loves his coffin. Their favorite place to sleep is on top of his chest in the coffin. Their favorite game to play with him is hide and seek, though they always hid in his coffin, where their giggles echo.
If these asks honestly bother you so much, how about you shut the fuck up and ignore them? Stop being an attention whore when you clearly don't deserve it.
My eyes glance over it. This is it. The fuck.
I’ve heard about it in legends, escaping people’s mouths, making it’s way into “swear jars”, but I’ve never seen one up close. An actual fuck.
People were born with a different amount of fucks. Some gave them away. Many did. But me? I had none. No fucks to give.
I inhale. An actual fuck. I’ve never seen one up close, not even in my greatest dreams, my most exciting imaginations, my wildest fantasies- I never thought that I would have a fuck.
This is it. The fuck. In my possesion.
My hands scramble for the scrunched up paper in my pocket, my nails grabbing it, my hands slowly unfolding it.
I knew what to do. I’d been given instructions.
“Shut the fuck up” the paper read. “Stop being an attention whore when you clearly don’t deserve it.”
A bit rude to deny me the only fuck that I ever had, but it was best to follow the instructions anyway.
I grab the fuck from the top. Gently closing it.
“Shut the fuck up”
What did it mean? What would this grant me? Confusion made my fingers shake. But I continued.
Finally it snapped closed. The fuck. It had been shut. Now what?
A bright light made me lift my head up. A human, dressed in a grey jumpsuit, sunglasses adorning their noseless face.
“You did it.” The human wiped a tear from his sunglass. “You shut the fuck up.”
My gaze was still held on this mysterious human. My mouth, opened, yet no words coming out.
There was silence for a minute.
Then the person spoke.
“You can finally ignore them. You don’t have to be an attention whore anymore.”
My eyes lit up. The greatest honour. To be free of the curse that left me as an attention whore. I was defenseless towards it. This was my only chance.
The sunglasses-wearing person looked towards me. “Do you accept your prize, for shutting the fuck up? Are you ready to be rid of the chains that held you as a whore, seeking attention and nothing else?”
Choi Youngjae is strongly claiming Im Jaebum as his and even said that to Jaebum’s heart or belly. hahaha He also said Never Ever to Jinyoung when he pulled him from Jaebum..Such a possessive lover, Youngjae is to his hyung. But then again, 2jae is known for being possessive over one another..kekeke
(Check your sun sign [DOB] and/or ascendant/rising sign)
Aries: Very chill, impulsive in decision making, dislikes restrictions; whether in personal space, relationships/friendships, loves tomatoes and anything spicy, enjoys eating and being free, their vocal range is powerful, medium to large sized lips.
Taurus: Not agressive but forceful, has good taste in outfit picking and food dishes and everything else in aesthetic, dislikes people without common sense, loves material possesions, loves gifts, very nice voice or distinct tone of voice, does not learn at the pace of others, prefers their own rhythm of doing things, vocal range is second highest to that of Virgo, sensual lips and throat is prominent
Gemini: likes sparkly things, very vocal, can burn your ass with their word phrasing, likes to talk for hours, enjoys reading books, magazines and anything informative, likes to work or do something with their hands, needs mental stimulation instead of physical stimulation, adapts easily to immediate environment, hates being pinned down, has an instinct to detect bullshit, can easily deceive making it real, their vocal range is scattered, uncontrolled vibrato, hands/arms are prominent
Cancer: very sensitive people, likes to cook, they consider themselves chefs, LOVES music, full-round faces, talks about emotions, most likely to cry during sad or touching movie trailers, home is their secure base, attached or close to mother and women figures, soft but firm vocal range, chest is a prominent feature
Leo: Confident, leader in anything, hair and eyebrow are their prominent features, may have ‘Lion’ characteristics, very theatrical, loves to be praised and be the center of attention, other people are their ‘servants’, stands out immediately, strong vocal range
Virgo: very musical, loves analytical things, detail-oriented, very high vocal range, strives for perfection, fussy at home regarding cleaning, detective stuff is interesting, clean image, stomach is noticeable as their feature
Libra: wants to get along with others, since Libra and Taurus are both ruled by Venus, Libra too has a pleasing aesthetic, attractive, gives beauty to anything it touches, you can’t hate this sign no matter what they do ‘cause they do it well, anything fits this sign, dresses well, sexy but not vulgar, very artistic, likes fashion, makeup, needs a partner or wants to be with someone committed, face looks pleasing
Scorpio: magnetic personality, you hurt a scorpio and hell breaks loose and you get stung, powerful and demanding voice, prefers dark shades of color, sex is their thing, very passionate, demands the same attention it gives, penetrating stare, motherfucking sexy as f’, smells bullshit from a mile away, their sexual organs are a prominent feature
Sagittarius: ‘foot-in-the-mouth-disease, blunt, says things like they are, very nice legs or well-formed legs, likes to be physically and mentally stimulated to be happy, prominent smile, walks like a horse (or their walk is like a ‘trot’), red/orange, purple and other warm color hues are their thing, loves music, straightforward, very direct voice.
Capricorn - disciplined, endures good and bad shit, likes to stand out in public, fame is what they strive for, most likely to be in the public eye, there’s always something recognizable about the sign, thin appearance, the elderly are important to them, success is always sure for them, executive look, chiseled chins and knows what’s up, shins and knees are what they deal with the most
Aquarius: very fucking original, a feature always stands out, eccentric, electric, very strong personality, visionary, sets trends in anything you can think of, musical prodigy, technology is their thing, needs mental stimulation, intellectual, calf (leg) are their noticeable body part
Pisces: a very sensitive snowflake, is liked by everyone, green/blue colors fit them, ‘mermaid’ look, breathes music, any look fits them due to their ability to fit like water in a cup, extremely musical, possesses all the qualities from the rest of the zodiac signs since it’s the last sign, silky hair, well-shaped feet, big eyes
OKAY BUT concept: Lazytown, but it’s meant for teenagers
Okay but- imagine how different Lazytown would be if it were meant for teens while STILL trying to be educational
Like, it’s a few years into the future, and all the kids are now in middle or high school (depending on age. I like to think Ziggy 13, Stingy and Stephanie 14, and Trixie and Pixel 16)
Of course, Sportacus, Robbie, and the other adults would all treat the children differently now that they are older. They are open to talk to the kids about more mature and serious topics
The teens are a really confusing time to be going through, and I’m sure Sportacus would still be just as supportive and willing to save the day…he just does so in different ways now
The show would cover and educate teens on issues that teens might go through like
*Ziggy being self-conscious about his weight to the point where he just- stops eating and Sportacus tells him that how his body FEELS is more important, rather than how it LOOKS (covering body positivity, eating disorders, showing that boys can have that problem too)
*Stingy developing his very first crush on someone and becoming very clingy and possesive and needing to be taught that people are NOT like things and you can’t just CLAIM a person as yours (covering consent and healthy relationships)
*Steph getting her period for the first time and she and the Mayor have no idea wtf is going on (cuz lbr, the mayor is kind of dumb) so Sport’s crystal beeps and they’re like “she’s bleeding!” and Sport knows what’s happening but doesn’t know what to do so they actually call Bessie for help. But after that, Sporto starts carrying pads/tampons along with him just in case cuz you gotta stick out for your friends
*Given the amount of time Pixel spends with computers, I’m sure you can make at least one episode on internet safety with it. Pixel’s crush on Stephanie might be good material for episodes on teenage romance and healthy relationships too
*Trixie maybe starting to realize that she’s “not like other girls” and doesn’t really pay much attention to boys like they do (covering sexuality) Perhaps she even likes Stephanie a little which could add the element of a love triangle
*Maybe in that same episode, Sport teaches them about gender and sexuality in general and he brings up non-binary gender and Robbie overhears and identifies it with himself, giving us a message that it’s never too late to come out or discover who you are
*Imagine the drama of an episode where one of the kids gets their hands on a cigarette and Sport catches them just before they’re about to light it and for the very first time EVER, he’s visibly VERY ANGRY at and DISSAPOINTED in the kids, but it’s all out of a place of concern
*Or an episode where Robbie slips Sport just ONE shot of alcohol in secret and given how sensitive his body is to just SUGAR, Sport instantly gets alcohol poisoning which leads to Robbie freaking out and probably asking the kids for help or something because not even sportscandy is fixing it (teaching kids to be careful around alcohol and also what to do if a friend happens to get sick)
*Sport shown to actually be overwhelmed with worry about the safety of people in town every once in a while and having anxiety over it, and being confused because he goes outside a lot and eats healthy so WHY is it happening? And Robbie who also dealt with anxiety issues in the past actually telling him that sometimes, that’s not enough and how sometimes, medications and therapy may help (teaching that it’s okay to let people know you aren’t always ok, and that you shouldn’t hide it)
And of course, Sport would STILL be promoting a healthy lifestyle in general. He’s the cool high school health teacher dad, who’ll talk to the kids about anything they want to know, from puberty to sex to crushes, anything. And Robbie has toned it down on the schemes a bit (since the kids are older and much less guillable now so there’s no point) and has warmed up to the kids a bit now that they are older. But, he’s still the lazy insomniac we know and love. Maybe sometimes, …Robbie might even be a better teacher in terms of MENTAL health than Sportacus even, given all the stuff that he himself has dealt with having
…Not to mention, an older target audience opens up potential for Sportarobbie to actually be a thing?
There’s just- so much potential that Lazytown could STILL have, even if it weren’t meant for younger kids
This is just- something that I really really want and like to think about
EDIT: Some MORE ideas for you since I came up with more
*Pixel’s crush on Steph just getting bigger and bigger but he has no idea how to talk to girls, so for whatever reason, he asks ROBBIE for advice on how to do that, who ends up bringing out Rottenella for him to practice on
*That ends up being a bust given that Rottenella can’t talk, so he ends up asking TRIXIE to help him practice and even after realizing that the girl he has an eye on is Stephanie, …she helps him out anyway even if it hurts, because Stephanie and Pixel are her friends and she actually….sacrifices her own feelings for theirs
*Sport is the one person that Trixie can talk to and vent to about her feelings for Steph, being the one guy she can trust, and then Sport totally hits us with the feels by being like “I understand what you’re going through….the person I like wants me out of town forever.”
*Robbie going through one of his depressed states during the winter holidays (perhaps seasonal affective disorder? The episode covers depression) and isolating himself around Christmas because his self-esteem is in the gutter and he’s convinced that nobody wants him around, so he’ll spend the holidays alone, and Sport is just heartbroken and like “No, you’re very wrong, we WANT you to come be with us and we love you” and we finally get a translated performance of “Aleinn um Jolin”
*Robbie reprogrammed Sugar-Pie to act like a normal dog, but one day he stops functioning and is beyond repair and basically “passes away”, and everyone else is like “??? but it’s a robot, just make another.” But Sport reminds the kids that regardless, this was someone that Robbie was close to and that they should let him grieve and be there for him (covering loss, death, and the stages of grief, which is something everyone goes through at some point)
*Bessie becoming the unofficial mom that helps the girls out with the things that Sportacus and the Mayor might lack ability or knowledge to help in (like, bra shopping and shit like that because the idea of momma Busybody is just great, you guys)
*Being the youngest, Ziggy is just entering high school and the older kids support him and help him get used to the transition from middle school
*At least one episode with the trope where one of the boys is dealing with their voice cracking due to puberty (Stingy, because he would be the funniest)
*There is still a Bing Bang at the end of each episode, but each one is different where sometimes, a different character sings it, or the music changes genres or parodies some sort of pop culture reference
…You can make at least 12 episodes out of all this? That’s like, half a season right there
ANOTHER EDIT: I’ve noticed how a big handful of you said that you fucking want this? Well, I’m not stopping you? Everyone, be my fucking guest if you wanna contribute to this in any sort of way.
Actually…it might be kind of fun, making this into a sort of group project (collaborate on art, fics, etc) You guys can like, message me if that sounds cool
One of my favorite headcanons is that Draco is absolutely obsessed with the small of Harry’s back.
And he won’t admit it of course, but he takes every opportunity he can to touch it. Resting his hand at the base of Harry’s spine possesively at ministry functions, placing both hands there and tugging the other man close as he ravishes his mouth after a long day at work, flipping him over and mesmerizing the area with his tongue while they fuck, grabbing onto Harry by the shoulders and dragging his cock up his body and resting it at the curve where his spine meets his arse, sucking his ear into his mouth and whispering every single thing he plans to do to him while rutting against him and making Harry nearly cry in desperation.
And Draco doesn’t know if he likes that one spot so much because Harry is so responsive when he touches it, or if Harry has become responsive solely because of the extra attention Draco pays that one particular area of his body.
All Draco knows is that after awhile all it takes is him casually slipping his hand under Harry’s shirt while at the Grangers for dinner, innocently stroking a finger back and forth under his the top of his jeans, then using his thumb to trace circles in the small dip before Harry is short of breath and dragging Draco down the hallway yelling something about a fake work emergency that Draco knows neither Ron nor Hermione believe.
But Draco doesn’t care because it makes him feel heady and drunk knowing how much he can affect Harry, and how much he wants him.
And maybe that’s what it’s really about, because for the longest time Draco felt like he wanted the other man more but in those moments he knows with utter certainty they are equal in everything including their desire for each other.