teleporterrobinson asked:

for the ship meme: porton! :')

….i adore u/….. i will probably fuck up ur otp but i will try my best !

  • Who would throw the other in the pool: porter oh my god. he runs up and thinks he’s being clever when shoves anton into the water but fuck no anton will take him down with him and the both end up soaked and screaming
  • Who is the better carer when the other is sick: anton likes to fuss over porter when hes sick. and its cute, it really is. but all in all porter is better at taking care of anton because  he knows what hes doing and he actually gets the job done.
  • Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them: porter isnt one for sports really, but if its extreme…… it is so on….. it doesnt matter if he cant do half of the stuff they need to do
  • Who would cook the better romantic dinner: they r not gr8 at cooking. but anton can cook a pretty wicked spätzle and they both love that stuff
  • Who would build the blanket fort in the living room: both of them!!!! they make blanket forts a lot, especially on tour days. it gives them a bit more privacy and it’s cozy and comfortable. they just hunch over together and stay inside of it until its too stuffy to be in there any longer :,))
  • Who would have the best holiday ideas: im gonna say anton! he’s got loooadds of plans! he wants to visit all the most amazing landmarks ! he wants to see the wonders of the world ! whereas porter’s the one who sits down and looks at all the small things, the cafes, the shops, the towns.
  • Who would need to clean out the other’s stuff to make room for their own: ahhh i feel like porter has a lot of small, useless, cute things in his room. so anton kinda just.. meekly pushes it around for to make way for his stuff.
  • Who would throw the wildest parties? ANTON he just throws super hard hitting parties that consist of loads of people thrashing about and lots of party games and food and drinks and its a wild time. porter loves it but he’s too “this is not a rave :-( mosh somewhere else” to throw anything as intense as anton does.
  • Who would always fall asleep on the couch? both of them honestly. they both work super hard and with all the traveling and performing they do they both constantly crash on the couch. or they’ll be watching a movie or making out or cuddling and they’ll eventually snooze off
  • Who would enter them both in a talent show? maybe anton? he’s older and a bit more confident with showcasing his music and he wants porter to get out there as a musician so !!
  • Who would try to get out of doing their chores? porterrrrrrrrr hes like “please anton no…. i’ll do anything” just….. sagging against antons chest. and antons kind of in love so he lets him.
  • Who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire whilst cooking? porter but only because he was probably dancing around and the next thing you know oh wow look the tables alight. “this is fine.”
  • Who would always bring home a new stray pet? anton oh my god. he just finds lots of dogs and birds and stuff and porter’s little heart can’t take it so he let’s it happen constantly. they give most of them to the shelter after a day or two tho.
  • Who would make the other carry their bags on a shopping spree? they carry their own bags bc theyre not super mean. but porter buys a lot so sometimes anton needs to carry some of his for him.

send me pairing and i’ll answer these for you!

Ma perché non funziona tutto come nei film?
Perché gli estranei in metropolitana, invece che limitarsi a guardarti, non attaccano bottone dicendoti che hai un sorriso bellissimo?
Perché dopo trent’anni, in un café del centro, non rincontri mai la persona per cui hai lottato?
Perché le madri fanno fatica a capire i propri figli e i padri ad accettarli?
Perché la frase giusta arriva sempre durante i l momento sbagliato?
Perché non ti capita mai di correre sotto la pioggia, di arrivare davanti al portone di qualcuno, farlo scendere, scusarti e iniziare a parlare a vanvera per poi trovarti labbra a labbra e sentirti dire: ‘non importa, l’importante è che sei qui’?
Perché non vieni mai svegliato durante la notte da una voce al telefono che ti dice: ‘non ti ho mai dimenticato’?
Se fossimo più coraggiosi, più irrazionali, più combattivi, più estrosi, più sicuri e se fossimo meno orgogliosi, meno vergognosi, meno fragili, sono sicura che non dovremmo pagare nessun biglietto del cinema per vedere persone che fanno e dicono ciò che non abbiamo il coraggio di esternare, per vedere persone che amano come noi non riusciamo, per vedere persone che ci rappresentano, per vedere persone che, fingendo, riescono ad essere più sincere di noi.
—  David Grossman. Qualcuno con cui correre
Je t'aime ça ne veut pas dire : vivons ensemble 78 ans, ayons des enfants, un chien, portons une alliance, dormons dans le même lit pour l'éternité, et tu n'as pas droit de rien faire sans me le demander. 
Je t'aime veut juste dire : là, t'es la personne qui me fait du bien.