Gotta say

When I went to the Thorns v. Pride game I wore a Thorns shirt and red bandana and all that, but as soon as I saw Ali and Ash play I was shook. Every time the Thorns missed a shot I’d get all excited while everyone else was like, “Aw, damn.” So I’m literally standing next to a woman beating on a giant drum, right in the thick of Riveters, silently dying at the realization Orlando is actually my main.