portgas d ace

Lies that Portgas D Ace has told his little brother in the past:
  • The moon spies on you at night while you’re asleep
  • Dadan and the rest of her mountain bandits are actually superheroes in disguise.
  • Heroes always have to share their meat with other people (why do you think Dadan always shares her meat with us if she hates us so much?). Pirates don’t have to share anything.
  • The stars are all baby moons that haven’t grown up yet. As they get older, they’ll grow, and one day, the entire night sky will be full of moons.
  • When Mayor Woop Slap was younger, he accidentally made a sea witch angry, so she took away his happiness. That’s why he’s always so angry.
  • Makino is half mermaid, that’s why she’s so pretty and kind.
  • Your eyes turn blue when you lie.
  • The sea hates devil fruit users because it’s jealous.
  • I can always know when you’re doing something I told you not to because I’m your big brother.
  • I will never die, no matter what.
OP CHARACTERS AS SHIT ME AND MY SISTER SAID
  • “Shut the fuck up, I’m nice.”: Kidd
  • “Get your smelly ramen body away from me.”: Jewelry bonney
  • “In my next life, I want to be a sea cucumber. I do the same at the moment anyways, just eating dirt and swaying from side to side. Perfect life.”: Usopp
  • “Do you think animals know when we fart?”: Luffy
  • “STOP BREATHING SO LOUD!”: Nami
  • “I don’t want them to think that I’m a mess.” - “But you ARE a mess.” - “They don’t need to know tho!”: Sanji & Zoro
  • “Oh my god, this is so disgusting…. I love it.”: Doffy
  • *shes texting me* “Your phone is in my room.” -Two minutes Later- “oh my god”: Shanks
  • “Where’s a trash can?” *points at me* “There.”: Franky
  • “Please stop talking, it’s too early for your voice.”: Law
  • “Can you move a bit?” - “I WAS BORN BEFORE YOU, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO LAY HERE!” - “THIS IS MY BED!”: Ace & Sabo
  • *she comes into my room, throws a pillow at me and leaves without saying anything*: Dragon
  • “I’m like the gucci from this family, you’re like walmart.”: Crocodile
  • “I’m not saying you’re the most annoying person ever, but that’s exactly what I’m saying.”: Law again