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yoooo I’m being chell for character day of band camp today, our flags have the print of flames on them so I’m imagining attempting to spin to ‘4000 degrees kelvin’.

sorry that wasn’t clever that was stupid *flees*

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OKAY I’M SORRY.

But this is my headcanon. Cave has so much to deal with, and he’s not like the most polite guy to walk the earth, so he blows a worker (wheatley) off.

But Wheatley’s a curious guy who tends to screw things up, and he stumbles upon the “personality preservation and AI center”–which in my mind is a place they were creating to store intelligence. It’s not yet complete, and Cave was planning to use it simply on Caroline. But it’s functional. Wheatley pulls the lever and–

pop. In he goes to a sphere.