portal: lab rat

Neopet Colours

So yeah we all like to buy paintbrushes and paint our pets or maybe give them a potion

But..why dont we talk about the dark implications of the colours

Like if you paint your pet ghost are you killing it?
What does the potion have that it kills them?

Do Halloween pets never take their costumes off?
Are those even costumes?

How much does a pet suffer when it becomes mutant?

How many psychological scars does being zapped and changing literally everything about you leave in the long run?

Are relic pets like..the stone angels from doctor who?
Are they dead?

How do food pets even work?
(chocolate, custard, jelly and caramel)

Are Pirate painted neopets really pirates?

The more you think about it
The worse it becomes

If you create fanart/fanfics/any form of fanworks for any of the following:

- Villainous (preferably with some paperhat/flughat as well)

- Portal

- Buddy Thunderstruck (preferably with some Buddy/Darnell)

- (and by some miracle) The Stanley Parable (preferably with some Narrator/Stanley)


Please- PLEASE REBLOG THIS

ITS NOT HEALTHY IVE ALREADY GOT AN ENTIRE FEED OF SO MANY POSTS BUT STILL I NEED TO PRAISE YOU ALL!!! PLEASE!!

EVEN IF YOU DONT DRAW THE STUFF IN PARENTHESIS THATS FINE TOO JUST PLEASE

Lab Rat || Closed

“You must be wondering why you’re here, or who I am, but I’ll start by tell you why I think you’re valuable.” Jim started speaking as his men took the hood off Lars’ head and stood back to guard the door. 

The room they were in looked like a larger, more technologically advanced interrogatory room, it had a large 2 way mirror on one side and each top corner had cctv cameras. The blinding lights not only created harsh shadows but it also disoriented those who were brought in with their eyes covered. It was all very dramatic and theatrical, just the way Jim liked it.

“You have the potential to risk it all as long as I time it correctly. A living, breathing, thinking weapon, Lars. Those don’t come around often and if they do they last only for a little while, you would last forever.”

@conflagratin