portal to narnia

Conversations I have with my cats.
  • Why do you want into the shower? It’s dry, there’s not even any water there.
  • It’s not my fault your sunbeam has gone. No I cannot bring it back.
  • No you are not allowed to play with the raven outside. You will loose.
  • If you want to play fetch, you need to actually bring the toy back, not abandon it half way.
  • You are so full of food you can no longer jump onto the bench where your food is kept. You do not, in fact, require additional food.
  • It’s just a toilet, not a portal to Narnia.
  • Did you just forget how to cat?
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I don’t know if anyone else has done this before but here goes.

The pink dimension that connects Lion’s mane and Lars’ hair reminded me of the Wood between the Worlds in The Chronicles of Narnia: The Magician’s Nephew. It’s a world composed of a forest where you can submerge in the many ponds to be transported to other worlds, while holding a special ring.
The mechanics are different but the basic concept is the same. The imagery is so powerful it stayed with me all these years.

I suppose it’s a much larger, authorless idea though. The Nightmare Before Christmas and Spyro also come to mind. Does anyone remember other examples?

anonymous asked:

How does Doug function into you au? Does he have like a bigger more sturdy stuffed dragon doll/cube, or a suuuuuper tiny dragon? If tests are still a thing how to the plush dragon cubes work into them? I AM SO CURIOUS YOU HAVE CREATED A WORLD OF ENDLESS WONDER

Rattmann’s companion cube often appears to him as a speaking dragon (still the same size)

and the cubes still exist! The companion cube is the only thing that becomes the dragon plush :V

Writing Prompts

1. “Last night, you woke up the kids, telling them you had found a portal to Narnia under the kitchen sink”
2. “You are turning this self help group, which I started, into a cult”
3. “You get too intense sometimes”
“You didn’t seem to think I was too intense the other night”

anonymous asked:

I had a dream where the guys did a water balloon challenge and Amy was in it and she was like adorably pregnant. Mark gasped and was like "no one hit her belly we gotta protect the little guy!" And he put his hands on her stomach and I just wanna cry

OHHHH MY GOOSSSHH THIS IS SO PURE
The whole time Amy is probably like “Mark this is garbo, a water balloon isn’t gonna hurt the baby. He’s been living in a water balloon, nerd.”
But he’s still watching her like a hawk the entire time Ethan is throwing to her.
Bonus Points: Mark calls the baby “MJ”. Amy secretly thinks it’s so cute that he’s so so involved but she tells him she hates it and that he has a big enough head already. She calls him Tiny Meme Lord (only to make Mark mad, because he hates it and takes the whole thing very seriously).

–Ethan constantly makes jokes about the fact the baby’s head is going to be too big to come out, the crying could probably start an avalanche (imagine Mark’s screaming but never ending at 4 am), and the fact the baby is gonna come out Fun Sized bc his daddy is already smol.
–Tyler has done the entire nursery with his bare hands and baby proofed the fuck out of the entire horse.
“Tyler, it’s 5 am, the baby will be just fine if you don’t finish this magical portal to Narnia tonight”
THIS IS EVERYONE’S BABY AMY NELSON DON’T YOU DARE TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME

–Kat and Tyler constantly fight over whose the better God parent
–Ethan is relieved he’s not in the running for God parent
–Ethan is not looking forward too this baby
“There’s gonna be poop. Everywhere. Are you ready for that? Hello, everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to the baby poop challenge–
ETHAN

I love this so much I need more pregnant Amyplier pls and thanks

Writing Prompts: Submitted by queen-of-pinkskull

1. “Last night, you woke up the kids, telling them you had found a portal to Narnia under the kitchen sink”
2. “You are turning this self help group, which I started, into a cult”
3. “You get too intense sometimes”
“You didn’t seem to think I was too intense the other night”

A Series of Unfathomable Feelings (8/10)

AU Rommate!Steve x Reader

Summary: After Bucky decides to move in with his long-time girlfriend, Steve has to look for another roommate. But destiny, or rather Bucky, will set him with someone less boring than Steve intended.

Word Count: 1,944

Warnings: Language, Angst

A/N: Hyggelig (Danish) is a feeling of friendship, warmth, peace and contentment in a comfortable and cosy atmosphere.

(cross-posted to Ao3)

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4] [Part 5] [Part 6] [Part 7] [Part 8] [Part 9] [Part 10]

Originally posted by welcome-to-eternal-life

Originally posted by teamamericass

You scrapped your knees when you feel on the pavement still screaming Steve’s name, but he was long gone. Wanda found you and wrapped her arms around your shoulders, shushing you the best she could before you passed out on the sofa.

You were too exhausted to think, but it was the middle of the week and you had to go to work. Wanda stayed with you. The next day, she made sure you ate something before you went to work.

When you came home you tried to call Bucky or Dot, but they didn’t even know that you and Steve had a fight.

“Thanks for letting me stay, man.” Steve said as Sam, his work buddy, showed him the spare room.

“No worries. I know the feeling.” He patted Steve’s back and gave him a sympathetic smile. “You can stay as long as you like.”

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Writing Prompts

1. “Last night, you woke up the kids, telling them you had found a portal to Narnia under the kitchen sink”
2. “You are turning this self help group, which I started, into a cult”
3. “You get too intense sometimes”
“You didn’t seem to think I was too intense the other night”

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Imagine being prince Caspians best friend and constantly arguing with edmund but slowly falling for him.


When youd first met youd held a knife to edmunds throat. You were caspians personal guard and had protected him all his life. From them on you and edmund had constantly butted heads, arguing over battle strategies and tactics even over seats at a table. You were both so similar and dominant there was nothing you agreed on. However over the weeks you began to realise how similar you and edmund were. You had a lot in common and got on much better with your guards down. Your soon developed feelings for the king but refused to tell him. You were scared he wouldnt return your feelings, you had hated each other to begin with. You ignored it, pushing Edmund away to try and make it easier but it only made the two of you miserable. Youd kept all your feelings bottled up successfully until in battle you saw edmund injured and surrounded by the enemy and couldnt do it any longer.

——-

Edmund stood panting in the middle of the battle field. People were fighting everywhere and edmunds arm was injured so he could barely hold his shield. There were hardly any narnias, the battle wasnt going well. Edmund took a deep breath as he was a group of people running at him. He raised his sword when a figure sprinted infront of him. The figure took the enemy by suprise and much as edmund and slew them in seconds but not without inflicting themself. Only when you turned around did edmund realise it was you. “What are you doing” you yelled “standing there like that!”. “Y/n” edmund yelled spotting the gash on your arm “your hurt!”. “You need to be more careful” you yelled “im only grazed its fine”. “No its not! Why did you do that!”. “Because your injured, you needs to retreat now!”. “And leave you out here no way”. “Ed im fine”. “No youre not if you were killed id never forgive myself”. In anger you grabbed him and kissed him. He kissed you back wrapping his arms around you. Someone crashed into you and you jumped up and slew the person. Edmund stood up to see you over the corpse. “I cant loose you either edmund, Ill be fine” you grinned “but do me a favour and keep yourself safe?”. He sighed “promise me you’ll turn back if anything goes wrong”. “I will i promise” you nodded and you ran straight into the battle.

Edmund found you after the battle. Limping towards the base, your left side a bloody mess. “Y/n” he yelled running to you. You smiled as his arms wrapped around you. “What happened?”. “War” you smirked an he shook his head “how can you laugh?”. “Well i cant very well cry can i?”. Edmund hugged you and you smiled as he picked you up. “You shouldve stayed back”. “You might me my king but i dont take orders from you” you smirked. Edmund shook his head and grinned “god you make me crazy ”. “Good” you replied kissing his cheek. “Try again” edmund smiled kissing your lips.

“I have to go” edmund told you. “Right away?” You asked “do you have to go now?”. He sighed nodding “my family want to go back and i kinda understand after the war we fought”. You sighed but wouldnt let your emotions show, youd do that after Edmund was gone. “Come with me” he said suddenly. “What?“ you asked. “Come with me” he smiled he took your hand and traced the bandage you still had on from the battle. “I love you y/n and i never want to be parted from you, you wanted to see my world so come with me, i promise me and you will have many more adventures and i will keep you safe ”. “But this world is barbaric” you frowned “i can solve any argument with a fight and just run off when i want, your worlds so much more civilised, so much more commitment”. Edmund nodded “it is but that doesnt mean its bad, its nice when people know you, when your wanted somewhere”. “But Caspian” you sighed “i cant leave me best friend”. “You can if he wants to see you be happy” a voice spoke and you turned to see caspian. “Cas?” You asked “you cant be serious”. “Y/n” he smiled taking your arm “you deserve to be happy, i want you to do this because i know youll thrive there, your amazing and i want you to show the humams just how much”. “But you…” you said tears in your eyes. Caspian wrapped his arms around you and you buried your head in his neck. “Cas i love you, ive never been without you”. He smiled “i know y/n, god ill miss you but because i love you ive got to let you do this, you know you’ll always wonder what if if you dont”. You smiled “but cas…youre all ive ever known, j protected you that was my job”. “You dont have any job now though, apart from to be happy and i dont see anyone who makes you happy like Edmund”. You smiled looking at edmund “i know” you said the lowering your voice “im scared though”. “Well theres a first time for everything” he smiled “embrace it y/n, it means it real”. You hugged caspian and nodded “lets do it”.

“Its all arranged” aslan told you “your transition into their world will be smooth”. “Thankyou aslan” you smiled stepping towards the portal. The penesives said their goodbye ans you turned to caspian. “Ill miss you cas”. He smiled “your going to be amazing with edmund, he’ll look after you”. “I know he will” you grinned. You took edmunds hand and leg go of caspian. “Youre omay with this” edmund asked. You nodded “lets go” stepping through the portal.

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Hi guys,

I’m looking for blogs to follow. Sending this through my tumblr-famous cousin’s blog so y’all will see it. Prefer clean humor/no swearing. 

Fandoms: Harry Potter (duh), BBC Sherlock, Doctor Who, Over the Garden Wall, Gravity Falls, Voltron, Avatar the Last Airbender, LOTR, Narnia, Portal, Ender’s Game, My Little Pony, Disney, Calvin and Hobbes, XKCD, Paranatural, Trash Bird, Marvel, Wonder Woman, etc.

Also on the lookout for good shows/webcomics.

Other interests: art (original and fanart), architecture, cats and all manner of animals, neuroscience, the cosmos, anything remotely science-y, cooking, reading/writing, historical and science fiction, feminism, aesthetic, classical and indie rock music, world travel, stupid jokes (especially pretentious puns), classic literature, and dark humor.

I speak English, Russian, and Spanish. Someone tell me where to find the Russian cat memes :]

Thanks!

1. “I do everything around here so that you can fulfill your dream of being a ______________”

2.Either you go to rehab or move out,it’s up to you”


3You woke up the kids late last night, telling them that you had found a ‘portal’ to Narnia under the kitchen sink”
4.Did you just get in?”
“ No, I was hiding under the kitchen sink for the past several hours”
5.A person starts a self help group or movement w good intentions but it starts turning cultish.
6. “Use tequila and red underwear like everyone else”

Writing Prompts

1.You woke up the kids late last night, telling them that you had found a ‘portal’ to Narnia under the kitchen sink”
2. “ Did you just get in?”
“ No, I was hiding under the kitchen sink for the past several hours”
3. A person starts a self help group or movement w good intensions but it starts turning cultish due to the actions of members working under them.
4. “ Use tequila and red underwear like everyone else”

Writing prompts

1. “Last night, you woke up the kids, telling them you had found a portal to Narnia under the kitchen sink”
2. “You are turning this self help group, which I started, into a cult”