“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
It’s been ages since I’ve done one of these! But I just had to create one specifically in honor of that beautiful soul Doug Rattmann on his appreciation week. Doug Rattmann is one of my favorite fictional characters, of all time, ever.
Salem was spellbound as the winds halted. All the familars of the Essex witches came out to watch the winds of time emerge. Whether It be a rat or a cat, horse or bird, the familars all gathered to watch the magic of Samhain night at It’s very finest. Mary had guided the hags mysterious portal spell and with her added witchcraft it was cast into the starry night.
The hags old and withering hands began shaking with not only old age but power. The Old Essex witch was full of mystic arcana and it fulfilled the legendary prophecy the Essex Hive seek. Hag: “ I have been gifted with extraordinary power! ”
Mary watched the hag from her balcony which is her throne over Salem. The witch witnessed the arcana at play. Mary: “ What forms before me? ” She spoke aloud not to herself but to all the demons in the stars who replied visually. The witchcraft was dark, dark enough to form something only the most daring witches would conjure… A portal.
Now that it’s not 1 in the morning, I decided to redo this. I love Portal and watching Jack’s Portal 2 co-op with Bob made me happy. I’ve actually wanted to make something Portal/Jack related for ages but didn’t have the means up until now.
Now featuring 100% more dabbing away from GLaDOS!
I also gave Jack a blue portal to hop into with something much nicer than
GLaDOS on the other end.
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(Portal images made by me, GLaDOS, companion cube, and cake belong to Valve. Still images taken from one of Jack’s Instagram videos.
Also, here’s one with a portal gun that I can’t decide if I like or not.)