port liberty

thirty minutes into my second day at work and this conversation happens:

coworker named Kyle: hey you play D&D right?

me: i literally have a lil baggy of dice in my coat pocket rn dude

coworker named kyle: cool cool, so do you DM?

me: …yes?

coworker named kyle: awesome because my group of friends who are all probably ten years older than you need a DM, are you interested?

me: …!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!