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hunter x hunter and why they shouldn't be teachers

gon will literally just. give everyone fucking good grades and give out candy and shit no matter what.

killua is a gym teacher. those kids could easily do 500 more pushups. dodgeball is not a game.

kurapika is a pretty good teacher but he’s not allowed near the school anymore after someone wore a spider man shirt

leorio is a good nurse but he just. fucking. hits on everything with boobs and short skirts. mostly that science teacher across the hall.

hisoka teaches chemistry. they make bubblegum. did you know that bungee gum has the properties of both rubber and gum

what the fuck does illumi teach anyway??? no one knows because he’s always just fucking sitting at his desk and silently evaluating all of them. most fail. what he teaches remains a mystery

chrollo is a librarian but again he just won.t stop??? reading??? the f??ucking?? books??????????? books are missing from every classroom. he took multiple of each copy. there’s a fee to check out books at the library.

machi is in charge of sewing class but she just fuckin,g threatens every snobby kid with her needles

ging is just the worst teacher ever. what the fcuk. actually no one knows who the fuck he is, he never shows up for work. pariston is always the substitute. the students debate on who they would rather have teach the class after ging actually comes to school one day

pariston is the worst fucking substitute teacher like do you know how much fucking glitter he steals from the art room for projects???? this is fucking social studies not arts and crafts

kite got a restraining order after he punched a kid in the face for going up to a fox on a field trip

Popular animes described in 2 sentences or less

Hunter X Hunter: Spiders, Clowns, Furries, oh my!

Fairy Tail: Friendship is magic! And an occasional side-boob!

Naruto: Foxboy and revenge-seeking-emo-teenager go on adventures

One Piece: A world where females defy the laws of physics with waists the size of walnuts and boobs the size of watermelons.

Dragon Ball Z: *loud screaming*

Another: Everyone dies.

Gurren Lagann: Attack on Titan meets Transformers.

Clannad: TeaRS

Fate Stay Night UBW: Budget? We know not the name.

Fullmetal Alchemist: mORE TEARs

Attack on Titan: *nom nom nom*

Tokyo Ghoul; the cinnamon roll who didn’t deserve it.

Bleach: we need a remake.

Magi: Cinnamon roll goes on adventure with hot blonde and pink haired queen. Lots of bewbs.

Nanatsu no Taizai; Groping and loud screaming

Code Geass; I had a plan for your plan for my plan for your plan.

For the past few months I’ve been watching Hunter X Hunter and have become a little obsessed in love with it. Because I want to avoid spoilers I haven’t looked up any fanart yet, so I was itching to do some sketches (of mostly Hisoka) :3

unnoticed-and-necessary  asked:

friend i am already w/ you on the matter of Kurapika and the Troupe

Thank you my friend……. it is amazing to me how people can look at the torture & massacre of a huge number of people and the subsequent desecration of their bodies and go “meh… nbd… the Phantom Troupe members like each other so that means they’re not bad people. Kurapika is horrible tho he killed the guy who bragged about how fun it was to murder Kurapika’s friends and family. Also he didn’t answer the phone when Leorio called, he’s Mean.”

Thankfully I do not think that there are many people who think this way. Just that they leave quite an impression.

so i had a thought while doing my hair this morning

so we know during the chairman arc that hisoka received some votes

and we saw that hisoka didnt vote because hes a terrible american like that, so that leads me to wonder, who the fuck voted for hisoka?

what if hisoka has a fanclub. mind you, a small one, but what if hisoka has gathered fans from his many years of fighting in heavens arena and has a tiny obscure little fanclub roaming around like how pariston’s is???

i bet he stalks the forums under an assumed name and reads all the gossip about himself and maybe starts more or you know, leaks his own nudes

People seem to forget that Gon and Killua were 13-14 of age at the time and can be considered the worst age to be at in your life and while saving the world from worst case scenario fast mutating furries you’d think people would give these kids a break about being “problematic”.