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Finn : a complexe, well-rounded, loveable black character

Hux : a white guy we saw 3 minutes in the movie, who said 3 lines, so 
insignificant I didn’t even remember he was there after seeing the movie 

When King Regis calls (part 3)
  • Noctis: No I'm not answering this, after what you did before.
  • Ignis: But Noctis, King Regis would contact you only if it's a very important matter.
  • Gladio: Yeah, have some respect for the old man.
  • Prompto: Maybe he just misses you?
  • *everyone else in the room is giving him a dirty look*
  • Noctis: ... Fine.
  • Noctis: Hey da-
  • Prompto: PLEASE USE A CONDOM NOCTIS
  • Ignis: I'M COOKING METH
  • Gladio: MY SWORD IS NOT THE ONLY THING THAT'S THICK AND LONG!
  • LUNA: I'M PREGNANT WITH NYX
  • *Nyx chokes on his drink in the background*
  • Cindy: AUGH NOW THAT'S A NOICE REAR HIGHNESS
  • *Aranea decided that it's her turn to make the weird sexual noises this time*
  • Noctis: I'll call you later.
  • Noctis:
  • Noctis: I'm going to ignore all of you for like five mins.
I'm Fucking Gay Sachet *wlw*

What you need:
❤A sachet
💛A crystal you like
💚Violets
💙Rosemary
💜A sigil
❤Cinnamon
💛Lavender
💚Roses
💙Intent
💜Your gayness
Throw that shit together. Pour your intent and gayness into it. Close the sachet. Carry it on you when you wanna make yourself as gay as possible

Hi yes, The Princess and the Frog may not have made the amount of money Tangled did, but it got people talking about Disney again and got Disney to continue the fairy tale musical genre so if it weren’t for PATF y’all wouldn’t have your precious Tangled so stop saying Tangled started the revival.

itd be cool if in hiveswap you could use your flashlight to like, dazzle trolls. i mean itd probably work on a human, if only for a moment, and trolls are nocturnal so theyre probably sensitive to light, so idk i think it could definitely work in a pinch

even disregarding that if theres really going to be That Many interactions then there should logically be a reaction if you shine it in someones eyes by accident (or on purpose)

This is how Dia and Riko’s study session would typically go in the LLSHP AU

[Noise Level: 25] Frequent interruptions by love-stricken Lucifer, territorial Sandy, and a panicking owner (?)

[Noise Level: 65] Mikan Priest Chika attempting once again to baptize the fallen angel. Oh here’s Shiny Onee-san…

[Noise Level : 100] Poor fallen angel got washi washi’d, and Chika tries to share those mikans…