Anyone who knows me well enough knows that I’m fascinated by weird religious panics about kids’ pop culture from the last few decades, from D&D being accused of teaching kids witchcraft to He-Man being picked apart for occult symbolism. So I’m honestly surprised there hasn’t been some loud, widely-publicized moral panic about Steven Universe from the religious fundamentalist crowd yet. I mean, think about it, we have a popular cartoon show aimed at children that features:
At least one canonical same-sex couple, as well as at least a couple major examples of same-sex attraction
A main character who is stated to have been born out of wedlock and raised by a non-traditional family unit
At least a few instances of “suggestive” dance moves
Magic and violence being shown as a good and positive thing
A major symbol for the good guys being a five-pointed star
Use of mystical/magical crystals (fundies are still suspicious about that aspect of new age culture, right?)
Seeing the future via a “third eye” (this is one thing I recall that fundies complaining about occult elements in cartoons back in the 80s LOVED to rail about)
A character who uses shapeshifting to turn into animal forms (another aspect of “occult” religions and beliefs that 80s-era fundies got their undies in a bunch over) or even to transform from a female form to a male one
A character who defies the gender binary and is attractive to both men AND women
I mean, I certainly wouldn’t agree with such a moral panic, but in a world where The Loud House can get yelled at by One Million Moms for featuring a pair of gay parents in one episode, I’m honestly baffled that this entire show managed to slip by the religious types’ radar.
Man, fundies really lost their touch since the Satanic Panic ended, huh?
CAN WE STOP REPOSTING ART WITHOUT CREDIT? I don’t care if you love the show so much, you’re a dick if you repost without the slightest bit of credit.
“ B-b-b-b-b-b-b-ut if you really wanted to find the artist, you could look for it! “
Funny thing, you can’t even copy an image on instagram to even put in google image search or tineye. I’ve tried to find the art to message the artist, so sometimes its not so easy. Also if they credited, it would make finding the artist a whole lot easier. I mean, so could you, dude.
“ But I love this show and I wanna show off the amazing art! “
No you don’t, you just love seeing the amount of likes growing in your notification box, you don’t give a rats ass about the artist. All of those 400+ likes could’ve done to the artist. If you really wanted to show the love to this fandom that makes wonderful art, you would’ve asked the artist first to see if they’d let you.
Interesting fact, some artist don’t like having their art reposted at all, even if you credit them because you’re getting the likes and attention, not them, fuck off.
While very weak and lacking any good combat skills, Squirtle has great speed, accuracy, and potential to become stronger which prevents him from being an F
A cyborg cat mimicking the popular orange cartoon cat with extreme acrobatic, fighting capability, control over the internet, and no known weakness (besides Mondays), however he is far more focused on lasagna jpegs than actually fighting
Completely average in any way, the only advantage any of them have is in social situations and hierarchy (Special agent and a business man)
Similar to G.A.R.F.I.E.L.D. D-Bomb sports extreme physical strength, extreme agility, and is unkillable, however unlike G.A.R.F.I.E.L.D. D-Bomb is a remorseless kill far more focused on destruction and chaos than lasagna
An extraordinary wrestler created as a clone of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, while a mutated monster of the original he is far more powerful than the original
Possessed by an eldritch god, Truck has mutated far beyond what he once was, continuing to spread, an unstoppable being
A combination of Angela Lansbury and dinosaur DNA allows Dino-Lansbury to reign at C rank, while the average old person lies within the D rank, other than her hybrid body there is nothing extraordinary about her besides that her body is able to produce jam by eating fruit
Other than his shape shifting powers and sturdy body, the Boy-Mayor is very weak as he lives the mayor life, using his words over his fists, however due to his position as the mayor of Second Life, one should not confront him for various reasons
The strongest C rank on the list, while very acrobatic and powerful, his lack of using guns is what holds him back, however he shows much potential to continue without guns, he does have great influence over others as he was able to fully ban guns securing his spot as the strongest C rank
With extreme physical strength, extreme agility, knowledge of all existing spells, and the ability to clone himself and others, Chiquita Dave is the only creature able to fight with G.A.R.F.I.E.L.D. and D-Bomb with both strength and numbers
An indestructible god capable of altering reality around her to the point of affecting other worlds, the strongest monster of them all, far more powerful than Truck, G.A.R.F.I.E.L.D., D-Bomb, and Chiquita Dave
It’s just Bart Simpson, anyone can beat Bart in a fight
Rank : B
Alone Randy is still a B and PanPan would be a simple D due to his weak body, however together they make and amazing team with Randy Johnson’s throwing capabilities and PanPan’s small body and pointed head, together they make a solid B rank
A small weak creature heavily affected by vaping, severely limiting her abilities
Due to his limited screen time it is unknown how powerful he truly is, it is estimated he would be within the range of a high C to a mid B
A fairly strong beings, able to wield magic and the Steve Harvey Shield, the #Noid his a mid or even a high B rank, while able to collect Final Pam souls, this does not affect his rank
Almost as powerful as Dwayne “The Pebble” Johson, what Jorstin lacks in head durability he makes up for in rudeness and Honky Tonk mans
A weak C rank, low skill level at everything he tries, the very few fights he can win are against weaker opponents or by the skin of his teeth, good at shouting
Only remarkable things about Totino’s is his connection to the Boy-Mayor of Second Life and the ability to summon pizzas of varying sizes
A somewhat skilled Sly Cooper cosplaying warrior, proficient with a pole and at kicking people
Although he looks powerful, he is terrible at the king’s game: jolf
A very physically strong crime stopper that will stop at nothing to eat crime in the most nonviolent way possible, such as sending criminals to Dairy Queen
The successor to dogs, Jaa’m is superior to them in every way
Having the power of all of the Shrek movies combines, Shreck is a powerful creature on par with Jaa’m
An off shoot of the Shreck species, however they have not evolved to be a strong as the current Shreck line
A second subspecies of the Shreck line, usually found around Shrecks
Being the daughter of the legendary Final Pam and Parappa the Rapper Turbo Vicki is an extraordinary being, master at all sports and an unstoppable creature, even death can not stop her as she will reincarnate as her daughter
Dick Cheney is a weak old man who is terrible at sports
remember when the straights were theorizing ashi was making this face because she was looking at jack and that they were “heart eyes” or “eyes of love” but the truth is jack wasn’t even there and she was at the verge of tears remembering that time her horrible abusive mother forcibly stripped her and pushed her naked body into a pool of burning coal.