Shannon, Katie, and I had a talk about what our friends would be like if we were all sent to the Hunger Games
so uh this post will be amusing only to our group, move along, move along
Martha would probably never lose her composure and would slowly kill us all
unless Mary snapped and became the victor
unless Katie embraced her secondary Slytherin and triumphed
unless Devon avoided a breakdown and massacred everyone else
and then Shannon and I would try to form an alliance except we would be terrified of everything and we’d run hand-in-hand screaming through the jungle slamming into trees and crying every time we thought we heard someone else and then eventually both of us would fall off a cliff (#Hufflepuff death)
Slut shamed? I don’t think he slut shamed. He was hurt, at first, to come back from his leave to see that his true love was engaged. When he talked about ‘her enduring faithfulness’ he was speaking as a jilted lover, not a slut shamer.
I haven’t seen it in a while so you probably know better than me. But didn’t he say something along the lines of “you just moved right along to Prince Whatshisname and you don’t have any shame,” or something like that? I guess it could be read either way, but it made me uncomfortable. Because he was the one who left and assumed a new identity and didn’t tell her who he was, but he expected her to just waste her life away mourning for him and also didn’t know her well enough to realize she didn’t love the asshole prince and and and
apparently I have more feelings about this movie than I thought I did
but again I haven’t seen it in a while, so I could be wrong.
This happens to me too when I’m driving. I’ll be chilling listening to Laura Marling and then the next CD will come on and it’s Martha’s mix of nothing but Shakira and JT and I’m just like ‘Oh Martha’ and I don’t remember where this story was going.