pope nazi

anonymous asked:

I know it's not there anymore but (((GAS THE KEEBLER ELVES, COOKIE WAR NOW))) is one of the funniest things I'd seen in a long time and I'm still laughing about it

gamer pope is the new nazi dril

anonymous asked:

Favourite Chick tract? My fave is the one about the Christian Rock band who are transformed by Lucifer and rock music into gays, vampires, and satanists.

While there are classics like Boo! and The Devil’s Night about the dangers of Halloween, Dark Dungeons about the dangers of role playing games, The Death Cookie about the dangers of Catholic eucharist, Hi There! about how you are definitely going to Hell (not a joke: adapted “for black audiences” as Wassup?), or The Nervous Witch about the dangers of Harry Potter, my favorite is probably Mama’s Girls, which is about how the pope invented Muslims, Freemasons, Nazis, and Communism.