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Marksandrec’s Super Dooper Popcorn Party #191

(Dialogue from The Mummy Returns; requested by @queen-of-rocknoll.)

WELCOME TO MY HOUSE!

- I love here, you don’t arriving with veggies is mandatory.

- If you don’t want hair on your clothes, stay off the forniture.

- Likely my parents like me a lot more than they like you.

- To most people (perhaps including you) I am just a fuzzbutt, but to my parents I am 4 legged, weeking, pooping, sleeping, popcorning fuzzbutt and they spoil me like a child.

- If you feed me veggies, I will love while I nom until I fall asleep.

ENJOY YOUR STAY IN MY SLAVES HOUSE!

😊

Source: facebook

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Jax has been much more attached to me since Pickles passed away. He’s also not super thrilled with Oscar, so I invited him to sit with me while we watched a movie. He ate a piece of popcorn, pooped on me, and got lots of head scratches. He would never spend time with me like this when Pickles was here, and though I miss her, I’m happy to be closer with Jax again..