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What the fracciones do in their spare time


As requested by anon. :)


Assuming the fracciones ever get any free time away from their masters, what would they do?


1. Abirama: Angry knitting

Much like regular knitting, only with more shouting.

Abirama: I WILL MAKE THE BEST FUCKING SCARF ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN


2. Shawlong: Making paper snowflakes

He is Grimmjow’s fraccion and his release command is “snip.” Therefore this makes perfect sense.

Shawlong: Snip, snip.

Shawlong:
 And soon this room will be a winter wonderland.

Grimmjow: It’s March.

Shawlong: Paper snowflakes are good any time of year.


3. Mila Rose: “Hunting”

Mila Rose is one of Bleach’s kitties. And all kitties like to hunt!

Mila Rose: Soon you will be mine, tiny red dot!!

Apacci: Why is there a laser pointer tied to your head?

Mila Rose: WHEN DID YOU COME IN?!


4. Poww: Watching Spongebob

I have no explanation. 

Ggio: But why?

Poww: It has more depth than you might think.


5. Edrad: Skateboarding

He looks like a cool dude. Skateboarding is for cool dudes.

Edrad: And I didn’t think it was possible for me to look more punk.


6. Findorr: Online trivia

Okay so this one may be a little obvious.

Findorr: Nobody has gotten more than 5% of the answers on *my* quiz!

Findorr: It makes me warm inside.


7. Di Roy: Popping balloons

I guess some people like the sound?

Grimmjow: I’d yell, but he just seems so happy.

Di Roy: POP


8. Apacci: Paintball

Don’t ask me how they get paintball equipment in Hueco Mundo. Maybe Szayel makes it.

Apacci: Nothin’ quite like shooting all of Grimmjow’s fracciones in the face.

Apacci: Never gets old!


9. Nakeem: Origami

In canon Bleach, Nakeem mostly did as Shawlong did. So if Shawlong likes making paper snowflakes, then Nakeem naturally likes paper crafts too.

Nakeem: Here, Grimmjow.

Nakeem: I made you an origami strawberry.

Grimmjow: THIS HAD BETTER NOT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT MEANS


10. Charlotte: Makeup / clothing tutorials

He just wants people to know how to be beautiful.

Charlotte: My youtube channel does *very* well.


11. Tesla: Making rock candy

He’s named after a scientist. That must mean something. 

Tesla: I once convinced Nnoitra-sama that they were actual rocks.

Tesla: It was depressing how easy that was, actually.


12. Nirgge: Watching reality TV

He likes to make fun of the contestants. 

Nirgge: Wow, who forgets salt?

Nirgge: In Hueco Mundo, you’d die for that shit.


13. Yyldfordt: Baking

Because he’s found that if he brings his own snacks to his brother’s teatime, he gets poisoned slightly less often. But only if he doesn’t drink the tea.

Szayel: Oh come on - it’s not poison!

Szayel: It’s some new bugs for better data collection!

Yyldfordt: How comforted I feel. 


14. Sung-Sun: Snapchat

She likes to take pictures of people doing dumb things. And then add a sarcastic caption.

Sung-Sun: I knew Apacci’s paintball match would be a goldmine.


15. Ggio: Dance Dance Revolution

He is convinced that it will help with his reflexes.

Findorr: So……do you *always* sing along?

Ggio:
 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE