Humans are adorable.

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

people in the k-pop fandom before an idol turns 18:

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people in the k-pop fandom at exactly 12:01am on at idol’s 18th birthday:

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Here are some snack foods to satisfy your cravings with minimum calories. If you must eat, try to eat something off of this list! Together we will be skinny

satisfy your sweet tooth:

1. ½ medium apple, baked, topped with 1 tbsp low fat yogurt sprinkled with cinnamon (45 calories).

2. ½ small banana, frozen (45 calories)

3. 4 oz. unsweetened applesauce sprinkled with cinnamon (49 calories)

4. 1 miniature box of raisins (45 calories)

5. 2 sugar-free ice pops (30 calories)

6. 1 sugar-free fudge ice pop (35 calories)

7. 12 cherries (48 calories)

8. 1 individual serving sugar-free gelatin with 3 tbsp. light whipped topping (40 calories)

9. ½ cup strawberries with 2 ½ tbsp nonfat yogurt (47 calories)

10. 14 seedless red grapes, frozen (48 calories)

indulge a salt craving:

11. 1 ½ cups salted air-popped popcorn (46 calories)

12. ¼ cup shelled edamame (soybeans) with sea salt (37 calories)

13. 8 oz. miso soup (36 calories)

14. 1 pretzel rod (37 calories)

15. ¼ small bag of Glenny’s lightly salted soy crisps (35 calories)

16. 1 medium sliced cucumber mixed with ¼ cup sliced onion, ½ cup chopped celery, and 4 tbsp vinegar and salt to taste (45 calories)

17. 6 oz V8 juice (39 calories)

18. 1 kosher dill pickle (10 calories)

crunch and munch:

19. ½ cup jicama with 4 oz salsa (49.5 calories)

20. 1 ½ cups sugar snap peas (40 calories)

21. small celery stalk smeared with ½ tbsp natural peanut butter (49 calories)

22. ½ small apple with 1 tsp soy butter (46 calories)

23. 1 brown rice cake with 1 tbsp sugar-free jam (44 calories)

smooth and creamy:

24. 1 Laughing Cow Light Garlic & Herb wedge spread on cucumber slices (35 calories)

25. 1 tsp almond butter (34 calories)

26. ½ cup fat-free Greek yogurt with 1 tsp sugar-free strawberry jam (43 calories)

27. 1 oz avocado (about 1/8 of an avocado) squirted with lime (45 calories)

28. 8 grape tomatoes dipped in 1 tbsp light cream cheese (46 calories)

cheesy whizzes:

29. 6 pieces of endive filled with ½ oz reduced-fat feta cheese (49 calories)

30. 1 slice fat-free American cheese (30 calories)

31. 1 large tomato, sliced, topped with 1 tbsp Parmesan, broiled (44 calories)

32. 1 oz fat-free cottage cheese on1 slice caraway Finn Crisp Crispbread (38 calories)

33. 1 oz fat-free mozzarella dipped in 1 tsp marinara sauce (46 calories)

power up on protein:

34. turkey rolls: 2 slices white meat turkey rolled in 2 lettuce leaves (46 calories)

35. 1 oz smoked salmon (about 1 slice) on 2 Wheat Thins crackers (48 calories)

36. 1 tofu dog with 1 tbsp sauerkraut (48 calories)

37. ½ cup plain fat-free yogurt sprinkled with 1 tsp sunflower seeds (49.6 calories)

38. 1.3 oz water-packed tuna with 1 tsp Dijon mustard (48 calories)

39. 2 large hard-cooked egg whites with 1 cup sliced cucumber (48 calories)

40. 1 slice Wasa Fibre Crispbread with 2 tsp hummus (45 calories)

41. 1 medium water-packed sardine with slice of red onion (35 calories)

solid standbys:

42. ½ cup melon with 2 tbsp 1% cottage cheese (47 calories)

43. ½ small grapefruit (32 calories)

44. 1/3 cup blueberries with 1 tbsp light sour cream (47 calories)

45. ½ cup carrots with 1 tbsp light ranch dressing (45 calories)

thirst quenchers:

46. ½ cup nonfat milk with 1 tbsp Walden Farms calorie-free chocolate syrup (40 calories)

47. 1 packet of sugar-free hot chocolate made with ¼ cup skim milk and ¾ cup hot water (47 calories)

48. ¾ cup almond milk (45 calories)

49. ¾ cup seltzer with ¼ cup cranberry juice and a lime wedge (33 calories)

50. homemade iced green tea (with artificial sweetener if desired) (0 calories)

Hope this is helpful! 


sapphic ask game
  • 1. blue sapphic or pink sapphic?
  • 2. one pillow sapphic or a bunch of pillows sapphic?
  • 3. coke sapphic or pepsi sapphic?
  • 4. nightlight sapphic or pitch black sapphic?
  • 5. twitter sapphic or Facebook sapphic?
  • 6. windows down sapphic or ac on sapphic?
  • 7. stars sapphic or cloud sapphic?
  • 8. lots of games sapphic or lots of social media sapphic?
  • 9. cake sapphic or ice cream sapphic?
  • 10. swimming pool sapphic or beach sapphic?
  • 11. clean room sapphic or messy room sapphic?
  • 12. pop sapphic or rock sapphic?
  • 13. nose ring sapphic or nose stud sapphic?
  • 14. sundress sapphic or shorts sapphic?
  • 15. combat boots sapphic or high tops sapphic?
  • 16. jeans sapphic or leggings sapphic?
  • 17. fancy meal sapphic or ramen sapphic?
  • 18. shower at night sapphic or shower in the morning sapphic?
  • 19. intense bedtime routine sapphic or fall asleep with makeup sapphic?
  • 20. incense sapphic or candle sapphic?
  • 21. green thumb sapphic or can't keep a plant alive sapphic?
  • 22. artistic sapphic or stick figure sapphic?
  • 23. hardback sapphic or paperback sapphic?
  • 24. artemis sapphic or aphrodite sapphic?
  • 25. the chair of crap sapphic or the nightstand of crap sapphic?
  • 26. scary movie sapphic or romcom sapphic?
  • 27. lots of decor sapphic or minimalist sapphic?
  • 28. the radio sapphic or your music sapphic?
  • 29. peach sapphic or apple sapphic?
  • 30. coffee sapphic or tea sapphic?
  • 31. late night sapphic or early morning sapphic?
  • 32. in front of the camera sapphic or behind the camera sapphic?<
  • 33. sugar sapphic or cinnamon sapphic?
  • 34. card game sapphic or board game sapphic?
  • 35. indoor sapphic or outdoor sapphic?
  • 36. dog sapphic or cat sapphic?
  • 37. beanie sapphic or snapback sapphic?
  • 38. secret keeper sapphic of secret sharer sapphic?
  • 39. plaid sapphic or camo sapphic?
  • 40. lots of makeup sapphic or no makeup sapphic?
  • 41. flannel sapphic or sweater sapphic?
  • 42. customized phone settings sapphic or default phone settings sapphic
  • 43. long hair sapphic or short hair sapphic?
  • 44. water type starter sapphic, grass type starter sapphic, or fire type starter sapphic?
  • 45. sweats sapphic or shorts sapphic?

gerardway: Look at how rad this is! A picture disc, a mix-tape comic, a poster. Definitely one of the coolest things I’ve been involved with. Available 4/22/17

Press release:
Gerard Way: “Into The Cave We Wander” / “Pogi’s Cavern”; 12” Picture Disc in Clear Vinyl Sleeve. Limited to 5,000.
Two new recordings from Gerard Way have been written to go with the comic book series CAVE CARSON HAS A CYBERNETIC EYE from DC’s Young Animal pop-up imprint. The 12” picture disc comes in a clear vinyl sleeve and includes the following: a 32-page comic featuring an all-new three-page story by Gerard Way and Michael Allred; previews of four DC’s Young Animal comics—DOOM PATROL, SHADE, THE CHANGING GIRL, CAVE CARSON HAS A CYBERNETIC EYE and MOTHER PANIC; and an 11”x 17” poster featuring characters from each of the series, drawn by Nick Derington. The songs were written and recorded with Ray Toro and produced by Doug McKean, Ray Toro and Gerard Way.
#RSD #RSD2017 #dccomics#dcyounganimal #cavecarson #wbr#warnerbrosrecords

How to Navigate Korea using Naver Maps

Note: Personally, I find Google Maps less efficient than Naver Maps in Korea, hence I created this tutorial to help others navigate Korea. Although there are tons of applications that facilitate wayfinding such as Daum Maps and Kakao Maps etc, this tutorial will only focus on Naver Maps as I am more familiar with it and relied heavily on it during my 3-week trip to Korea. If you wish to share this tutorial with others outside of tumblr, please take out with proper credit. Do not simply reupload. 

Disclaimer: I am not Korean and neither am I 100% fluent in the Korean language (hence please pardon any mistakes I make). You do not need to be fluent in order to use Naver Maps. However, you do need to at least know how to write, read and recognise Korean characters as wayfinding, in general, requires you to type in Korean and listen out to bus stop and metro station names.

As aforementioned, this tutorial solely elaborates on the Naver Maps application. I highly recommend that you download it before embarking on your trip to Korea.  
- Naver Maps: AppStore | Google Play

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ladynightmareii  asked:

Hey! Could I please request a drunk best friend Sewoon confessing to you and the scenario after when he's sober and lots of fluff, please? P.S. I love reading your works a lot! Keep being amazing​, love :)

  • you were casually surfing the net and watching random cat videos when you received a message from jaehwan
  • [12:42] FROM KIM JAEHWAN: yo we need sewoon’s guardian to pick him up. he’s wasted /sends a video of sewoon dancing on top of the table to hyuna’s bubble pop.
  • [12:45] TO JAEHWAN: …i’ll be there in a sec. give him a jacket he looks like he’s freezing to death
  • [12:46] FROM KIM JAEHWAN: /sends pictures of sewoon putting the arms of a jacket through his legs.
  • [12:48] FROM KIM JAEHWAN: he’s gonna regret this tomorrow /sends more pictures of sewoon twerking.
  • you picked up your car keys straight away and headed out the door with a random jacket on your chair
  • by the time you arrived to the restaurant, you asked for the room in which kim jaehwan had a reservation under and headed in straight away
  • “guys-” you started but halted in your tracks when you see sewoon… standing on the opposite side of the room… hands on his shirt…. slowly unbuttoning the buttons of his checkered shirt…. “what are you doing jung sewoon?”
  • you hear the psychotic laughter that belongs to the one and only kim jaehwan and then a couple of snickers
  • “sewoon your wife’s here to get you” daniel joked as he sipped on his drink slowly
  • ong, who was sitting next to daniel, was casually poking at the fruits on the table and you could see the brand new boys playing a game of cards next to jaehwan and minhyun
  • “are all of you wasted?” you sighed, ready to dial each and every one of their guardians
  • jaehwan pipes up and shakes his head in a ditzy manner “excuse ma'am you got the wrong room! jung sewoon! go calm your—-” /gets distracted by a piece of mint leaf on the table
  • you sigh and dial all of their relatives before heading towards sewoon and dragging him by the collar “come on jung sewoon you’re drunk”
  • sewoon mumbles incoherently behind you and wrapped his arms around your waist suddenly
  • behind you, all that you can hear are hyped wolf-whistles and a lot of “you go boy!” directed towards sewoon
  • you facepalm and held onto one of sewoon’s hand which lays on your waist and literally dragged him into your car
  • you opened the car door with difficulty and sat him down as best as you can before reaching out for the seatbelt and trying to put it over him but when sewoon suddenly opened his eyes and smile at you “hello there pretty girl”
  • you would sigh “sewoon do you need anything? do you feel like puking?”
  • sewoon shook his head slowly while still staring at you “can i get a kiss?”
  • you would stop and look at him with a weirded out expression “….i’ll write this off as your drunk talk”
  • sewoon grabs onto your hand with the seatbelt and pats it rhythmically “i’m serious, can’t you tell?”
  • you laugh “well not really… maybe when you’re more sober you lover boy” you joked
  • “i like you… a lot… more than you imagine” he mumbles while going for your neck to pull you in and landed a kiss on your lips in one go
  • you would be flustered and stayed still while your other hand lets go of the seatbelt as sewoon intertwines his hand with yours and the metal part of the seatbelt flung itself onto sewoon’s head… effectively knocking him out
  • you gasped at the mess and headed for the hospital right away to check if anything’s wrong with your best friend
  • the next morning, jung sewoon finds himself on a hospital bed with the worst hangover ever
  • next to him is a cackling jaehwan and the rest of the crew coming to visit with gifts
  • “good job on your confession” jaehwan would tease
  • sewoon’s still dazed and trapped in pain “w-what?”
  • “i mean good job confessing to your one and only bestie”
  • “…i did what?”
  • jaehwan would be so done with repeating himself “oh my god someone take over”
  • youngmin would calmly come over and wrote down the words for him
  • sewoon would shriek loudly before looking around “what happened? i can’t-” /flashback to what occurred yesterday “…remember”
  • just in time for the highlight of the show, you opened the door and came in with food “oh hey sewoon you’re awake” you try to sound as casual as you could but your robotic way of walking gave it away and some of the boys had to literally cover their mouths to not show their smiles and snickers
  • sewoon would be speechless
  • ponyo is calculating what to do…
  • calculation went wrong
  • 0002. [ERROR. NOT FOUND]
  • you literally sat down and shoved a piece of bread into sewoon’s mouth “oh wait i was supposed to ask you to open your mouth- open your mouth please”
  • sewoon would obey your words and stare at you in shock
  • he would swallow the large piece of bread with difficulty and coughed for a moment before starting. “did i confess?” he would start
  • the rest of the crew took this as a signal to leave
  • “…i-”
  • “if i did… then i mean every single word i say”
  • you blink at him “even at the part where you said that you would name our child ‘anti kim jaehwan jung sewoon the reformed second’?”
  • sewoon would choke on his own spit and stare at you with wide eyes “w-what?”
  • you smile and winked “oh there’s a whole lot of promises you’ve given then”
  • sewoon would gulp and attempts to smile “haha… yeah”

favorite k-pop ladies: 12/? girls generation’s yoona

Q: You’re overflowing with bright and optimistic energy. You’re called ‘human vitamin’ as a result, what is your secret to maintaining positive energy? ‘’I try to work enjoying as myself as much as possible, and when I rest, I try to be free. Whatever you do, if you have fun while you do it, you laugh more and you’ll have a positive attitude.’’


On this day in music history: October 14, 1982 - “Friend Or Foe”, the debut solo album by Adam Ant is released. Produced by Adam Ant and Marco Pirroni, it is recorded at Townhouse Studios in London from Early - Mid 1982. Progressing from their punk rock roots to achieving major pop stardom in the UK and across the rest of Europe within five years, Adam & The Ants disband only four months after the release of their third and most successful album “Prince Charming” in March of 1982. Ambitious to strike out on his own, Adam Ant (born Stuart Goddard) takes guitarist Marco Pirroni with him and the pair begin working on Adam’s first solo album. Building on the musical template than made Adam & The Ants a huge success, they also incorporate brass instruments into the mix. The duo write eleven of the twelve songs on Ant’s solo debut, producing and playing guitar and bass respectively, and are supported in the studio by musicians Bogdan Wiczling (drums, percussion), Martin Drover (trumpet, flugelhorn), Jeff Daly (saxophone), Jude Kelly (vocals), Sam Brown, Sonia Jones and Vicki Brown (backing vocals). European fans get their first taste of Adam Ant as a solo act in May 1982 with the release of the first single “Goody Two Shoes” (#1 UK, #12 US Pop). Co-produced with former Ants drummer Chris Hughes (Tears For Fears), the song is written about Ant’s run ins with the British tabloid press, invading his privacy in attempts to dig up dirt on the pop star. Issued in the US in tandem with the album, it becomes Adam Ant’s breakthrough and biggest hit. The original UK single release of “Goody Two Shoes” differs noticeably from the album version which is issued in the US as a single. The UK single features Hughes on drums, and the album version/US single includes a re-recorded drum track played by Wiczling. It spins off two more singles including “Desperate But Not Serious” (#33 UK, #66 US Pop) and the title track (#9 UK). “Friend Or Foe” becomes a major success in the US and propels him beyond the cult following garnered stateside with Adam & The Ants. Originally released on CD in 1985, it is remastered and reissued in 2005 with twelve additional bonus tracks including the UK single version of “Goody”, demo recordings and outtakes. “Friend Or Foe” peaks at number five on the UK album chart, number sixteen on the Billboard Top 200. and is certified Gold in the US by the RIAA.  

“You don’t think I lied. Do you?”

This is the scene between them at Pops in episode 12 and when they go to the police.

“Guys, can Jug and I have a minute?” Betty asked quietly to Veronica and Archie who were beside her. They looked at each other, both with concerned faces. 

“Of course B, we’ll wait outside,” Veronica nodded her head towards the door. Archie walked with Veronica to the exit, checking multiple times to see if Jughead and Betty were alright. 

Jughead laid his head back against the window cill, trying to avoid Betty’s eye contact. She rested her hand on his trembling fingers. Tears slowly started forming in the corners of her eyes. Her lips started shivering before she said anything. “You must hate me and I completely understand if you don’t want to see me again but I want you to know that…” her voice came out in an uneven tone. Taking multiple deep breathes, she tried completing her sentence, “I just… wanted to tell you… that I’m sorry. I believed you when you told me your dad wasn’t the killer. I completely believed you Forsy… Jughead. I was… just,” her eyes started swelling, pools of tears filling her eyes. She let go of his hand and started clenching her own, piecing the scars that were previously there and droplets of blood started coming out.

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A mix for the ladies of All For the Game. All female artists, all empowering, all for women. Think Foxes, Vixens, Trojans and the older ladies.            PLAY   /   PLAY .

01 .   that’s my girl   /   fifth harmony .   02 .   me & my girls   /   selena gomez .   03 .   salute   /   little mix .   04 .   bo$$   /   fifth harmony .   05 .   do it like a dude   /   jessie j .   06 .   you’re such a   /   hailee steinfeld .   07 .   hard out here   /   lily allen .   08 .   maneater   /   nelly furtado .   09 .   me too   /   meghan trainor .   10 .   worth it   /   fifth harmony .   11 .   i love it   /   icona pop ft. charlii xcx .   12 .   no more sad songs   /   little mix .   13 .   love myself   /   hailee steinfeld .   14 .   sit still, look pretty   /   daya .   15 .   the greatest   /   sia .

[Image description: A cardboard box filled with 12 pop toobs, plastic cylinders, in purple and green.]

My mother is seeing lots of autistic kids at work and she’s asked me for toys they’ll want to play with while they’re in her office a few times. Out of everything, the pop toobs have been a wild success and keep lots of kids entertained for long appointments. Someone took the two she had, and she told me kids have been asking about them ever since. I just ordered 12 new ones from @stimtastic because if something so cheap makes autistic kids day a little easier as well as their parents and my Mum, I’ll buy as many as she can ever use. 😊


On this day in music history: August 21, 1990 - “Graffiti Bridge”, the twelfth album by Prince is released. Produced by Prince, it is recorded at Sunset Sound Recorders in Hollywood, CA, Lake Minnetonka Home Studio in Minnetonka, MN, and Paisley Park Studios in Chanhassen, MN, circa 1983 - 1990. Issued as the soundtrack to Prince’s third film, the album features material written as far back as the “Controversy” recording sessions in 1981. Other tracks originate from various projects such as the abandoned “Dream Factory” album (which evolved into the “Sign O’ The Times” album), “Parade”, and “Crystal Ball”. Prince begins forming the concept for “Graffiti Bridge” in 1987, with the only songs written specifically for the film being “Thieves In The Temple”, “Round And Round” (recorded by Tevin Campbell), and “New Power Generation”. The completed album features songs performed by The Time, Mavis Staples and Tevin Campbell, along side Prince’s songs. The soundtrack album is much better received than the film which is widely panned upon its release, and is a box office disappointment. The album spins off off five singles including “Thieves In The Temple” (#1 R&B, #6 Pop) and “Round And Round” (#3 R&B, #12 Pop). Also issued at the time as a limited double vinyl LP, the album quickly goes out of print in that format, and remains unavailable for more than twenty five years. “Graffiti Bridge” peaks at number six on the Billboard Top 200 and R&B album chart, and is certified Platinum in the US by the RIAA.

Something Borrowed 4/? (Witney) - Miss Bianca & jazz

Summary: This was going to be Courtney’s first visit to her childhood home in five years, and she’d made a lot of plans. Obviously, none of them had included falling into a whirlwind, summer love affair with her father’s 28-year-old fiancée, three months before the planned wedding. But sometimes, things just happened.

Miss Bianca’s A/N: A day late this week, but we’re back back back again! In this installment, we have a guest appearance by one Miss Alaska Thunderfuck, as well as more sexual tension. What more could you want, right? As always, please let us know what you think - here, on ao3, or through our blogs, @willamdelrio and @artificial-jazz.

jazz’s A/N: I’m having so much fun. Like, too much fun. Things are starting to really heat up, y’all ;))) Read Chapter 1, Chapter 2, & Chapter 3 here!

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It’s people on here that really go wayyy out their way to brag about their school accomplishments or degrees &I Get it. Like kudos

But when you put down your phone you go & share pop tarts with like 12 other roommates because you a brokey.

Mayyyyyybe relax.

I’m currently working on adding some more songs to Bucky’s playlist which means I get to discover more amazing pop music. My inner 12 year old self is so happy about this.

If you’d like to check out what Bucky listens to when he needs to drown out the sound of Steve and Sam fighting over who gets to make a friendship bracelet for T'challa first, check out Bucky’s Pop Playlist and let me know what you think.