A mysterious clickbait article link pops up on your screen. When clicked it opens up a portal which you are sucked through. What’s on the other side will shock you.
Neal - i know ur not on the christmas gift list, but i wanted to send you something so you'd have a gift - so here's all the hair of your dad's floof. he cut it all off. now it's urs to take care of. it also died before it's time and i miss it almost as much as i miss you