poor-karkat

yessss ily both

  • Drinks all of the coffee - Karkat; the poor boy needs it with his insomnia. dave will have a cup chock full of milk & sugar sometimes but karkat downs a liter of black coffee each morning. @quadrantconfusion and i have talked about this lmao
  • Brings up adopting a pet - Dave periodically brings stray animals home; Karkat pretends to complain but takes such good care of them and loves them all
  • Kills the bugs - they’re both weenies & can’t kill any bugs. karkat takes them outside after dave screams enough. karkat saw a spider in their bed one night & they couldn’t find it so they slept on the couch for a week and burned their sheets
  • Cooks the meals - dave is the stay-at-home husband/dad who loves to cook for his family u will have to pry this headcanon from my cold dead hands
  • Starts getting into holidays way before they should - Dave, but karkat for valentine’s day. he pulls out all the stops basically for every day in february. Valentine’s month.
  • Initiates the couple selfies - dave lmfao
  • Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries - I feel like since they’re coming from planets with different calendars, they’d both forget the other’s “anniversary” a lot at first? Karkat counts sweeps, Dave counts years…..there was a really good fic about this i read a while ago
  • Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping - dave
  • Nicknames the other - they both have incredible nicknames for each other which won’t go away after they start dating