Hollywood “It Girl” Shailene Woodley (I still don’t know how she’s been named as such - hasn’t anyone seen “Secret Life of the American Teenager”?) wore those fugly running shoe/sock things on the RED CARPET.
oh sweet jeggings mine
how you cling to my behind
can’t belive i bought a pair
kinda did it on a dare
just like wearing pajama bottoms
so soft & silky & made of cotton
and spandex and lycra too
but somehow ive forgiven you
so glad i gave in to this trend
you even look good on my boyfriend
thought in this i do confide
i will never wear you outside.
I understand that you and your three sets of armor to Thor’s one are very, very dapper and refined. I understand that you feel that in order to achieve this level of refined dapperhood while wearing Earth clothing, you have to wear a specific combination of 1) a distinguished suit that makes you look like a seventy-year-old man, and 2) an old-fashioned scarf.
But did it have to be that scarf? Not that it’s ugly. It isn’t. It even matches your green and gold color scheme. It’s just that…
One, it looks kind of like leopard print. I thought it was leopard print, at first, which is kind of flashy and weird and sexual for your character, which then would have explained all these random scenes of you and Tony hanging out in his apartment.