poor ryunosuke

  • Atsushi: Wait, how do you know that Dazai-san is great in bed?
  • Akutagawa: I used to live close to him, either he’s amazing or Chuuya-san just likes to agree with him a lot.
  • Akutagawa: I would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my boyfriend (Atsushi).
  • Dazai: I would really appreciate it if you would stop cockblocking me.
  • Akutagawa: *to Higuchi* I’m gonna tell you all of my secrets.
  • Akutagawa: I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. I didn’t actually sell my last bike, I just forgot where I parked it. I don’t know who Fiend with Twenty Faces is, and at this point I’m too afraid to ask. When they say 2% milk, I don’t know what the other 98% is. When I was a baby, my head was so big scientists did experiments on me. I once threw apple cider at a swan, and then it attacked my sister Gin.
  • Akutagawa: ...I love you
  • Atsushi: I love you too!
  • Akutagawa [honestly confused]: I love you three..?
  • Akutagawa: I can only please one person, per day.. And today is not your day.
  • Atsushi:
  • Akutagawa: Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

anonymous asked:

After Akiteru & Saeko start dating, Kei & Ryunosuke decide to fake-date to make shit awkard for them, only they get along too well & the love becomes real. Also Akiteru has Saeko threaten her own li'l bro about not hurting Kei, and he threaten Kei for her, too.

Oh my god. This is too great.