poor poor elounor

so you only care about eleanor’s safety when video evidence surfaces of her literally being attacked…interesting.

18 - I Did A Thing

Guys, I should be ashamed of this, but I was so amused by the “debate” about who the song 18 is about that I decided to do some research to see who really was and wasn’t 18 at the same time.

I made a chart of exactly how many days each potential couple were both 18 at the same time.  The chart includes in descending order of age:  Louis, Eleanor, Zayn, Perrie, Liam, Niall, Harry & Sophia.

So, according to this strict and detailed analysis, the couple most likely is HOPHIA!  That’s right, Harry & Sophia.  Who saw that coming?

Better watch out, Liam.  And he only thought you had Niall to worry about.  Speaking of whom, Liam can console himself because he and Niall are in second place with only seven fewer days.

Louis is the person with the fewest chances, because the only person he overlaps with is Eleanor.  They make the chart in 13th place with 150 days.

Sadly, there are a lot of really great ships that don’t even make the chart at all, most notable:

Zouis - A true, true tragedy

Lilo - Another tragedy

Larry - oops

Seleanor - And I thought they had something.  Dammit.

Zarry - :( :( :(

In any case, I’m sure this valuable analysis will set everything in order.  Because it’s not like Ed left it open to interpretation, what with his comments about the song being from the boy’s POV being so vague and all.  Plus, he could have just been blowing smoke anyway…