poor nico

  • WIll: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ;)
  • Nico: No, it-
  • WIll: hurt when you scraped your knees crawling out of hell? -_-
  • Nico: No. Actually, being the son of Hades means I can just stroll out of Hell. No knee scraping necessary.So no it did not hurt when I scraped my knees crawling out of hell.
  • WIll: But?
  • Nico: But it freAKING HURT HAVING TO FIND MY WAY OUT OF TARTARUS ALONE.
  • Will: OH NO NO NO NICO IM SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN– OH GODS COME HERE YOU

Percy: It’s a white flag, and you may as well start waving it right now, Clarisse!

Clarisse: The only thing I’ll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

Percy:…Good lord.