poor haha

[TRANS] SVT waking up in the morning

MC: Normally, how do the SVT members wake up in the morning? Does someone wake you up or do you use an alarm?
Mingyu: Shall we do a reenactment? 
S.Coups: Let’s show them what happens in our room (T/N: coups, jeonghan, woozi and mingyu’s room)
S.Coups: Mingyu has an alarm….only him.
Jeonghan: We all have alarms but his is first, and 30mins later again.

[Reenactment]

*rrrrrring*
S.Coups: (Mingyu) doesn’t wake up.
S.Coups: “Mingyu-ah, if you’re not getting up, turn off the alarm. This isn’t right”
S.Coups: Till the end he still doesn’t wake up. Then the 2nd time, (Jeonghan) wakes up.
Jeonghan: “Ah Mingyu-ah, it’s noisy! Hurry up and turn it off.”
*rrrrrrring*
S.Coups: Then lastly, the boss wakes up - Woozi.
Woozi:YAH!”

So, there’s this relatively new member of our team who’s a gossip fanatic, she’s always around chatting everyone up and then reporting the juicest news and hot details she’s given, which is a demeanour our main client is pretty bothered by, therefore she always makes sure to shut up and behave around them.

Two coworkers of mine, me, the Big Boss and our client were arranging and planning a few things, when she burst into the room, not noticing the BB and the Client, who were at that moment having coffe behind the door and she went “ooooh, you know what they say about Louis Tomlinson not actually being the father of his child? Looks like it’s true after all, even though it’s been ages!”

We didn’t have time to gesture to her, that my client appeared from behind the door all frowny and straight faced “yeah, the same ages it took you to dig this oh-so-shocking information up, with that quick, sharp rate of yours you’ll have to start working on the next campaign tomorrow morning if I want it out before 2036″.

Ok ok but Phichit and Yuuri probably tried to pair skate like total dorks back in Detroit.

The two being overly dramatic when arias are played, Phichit (trying) to lift Yuuri and only somewhat succeeding because Yuuri is pretending to die in his arms. Doing the entire single ladies routine on ice. Phichit holding ridiculous poses as Yuuri spins him around. Yuuri lifting Phichit up, Phichit holding his arms out wide and yelling “never let go jack!!!!!”. Doing a full on tango with a rose in Phichit’s mouth. Giggling as they fall on each other on the ice

  • [Bum and Sangwoo eating breakfast peacefully]
  • Bum: Uh... can we do something new today? Like... i don't know... going out to a nice quiet place?
  • Sangwoo: ...? But my house IS a nice quiet place already. If you want to do something new then what about playing cards?
  • Bum: [Flashback to the last time he played cards with somebody and got the man killed]
  • Bum: Uuuhh... I don't like card games that much...
  • Sangwoo: Really? Then what about hide and seek?
  • Bum: [flashback to that one time when Sangwoo randomly got back home with a cop and he had to hide from them]
  • Bum: No... I think you don't get it. I want to do something really fun!
  • Sangwoo: Something "really fun" huh...
  • Bum: ...
  • Sangwoo: ThEN whAT ABouT MurDER?!!
  • Bum: SANGWOO NO.

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