poor gabi

I have way too much time on my hands (part 3)...

Poor Gaby. She did not fare as well on Faceapp as her UNCLE partners, mainly because I could not find a good front facing photo of her that wasn’t partially obscured by sunglasses, a hat or a scarf. Damn accessories.

The original photo:

Gorgeous Gaby. Now…

Old Filter:

Oh man. There’s something really off about this and I’m not sure if it’s the aged face with the shoulders of a 20-something or the fact that elderly Gaby hasn’t changed her hairstyle since 1963.

Young Filter:

Young filter didn’t do much, maybe because Alicia already looks exceptionally young? She looks sadder for some reason. Poor baby Gaby.

Female Filter: 

Extra-Feminine Gaby looks like a frightened Real Doll.

Male Filter:

NO idea what the f is going on here. Did they put a helmet on her??? What’s with the elf ears???

Spark (beautify) Filter:

Spark didn’t do much (once again bc already gorgeous). Lips are a bit more Kardashian…?

Smile Filter:

NOOOOOOO. Stop, enough. I don’t even know wtf Faceapp thought it was doing here. If this app did this to one of my own photos, I’d immediately delete it from my phone bc this is just insulting.

Dat snaggle tooth tho…


I hope you enjoyed this series of bullshit!

This was a surprise gift from my two online children! I’m always mothering people, I think poor Gabi and Az get it more than most! ( how do you guys put up with my nagging? )

I was super brave on Monday ( actually I was a total wimp ) and they teamed up and spoil me by drawing my AU Leo when I got home! ahh ;_; I’m not worthy! they surprised me with this and I died.

So the lineart is by @ninjazure and the colouring is by @sassatello TY both. <3 <3 you’re so sweet! mother is proud! had to post this, I mean look at it!