poor cars

White Villain: Today, on the way home from massacring an entire village, I saw a puppy and I…. didn’t kick it…. I wanted to…. but for some reason…. I didn’t.


Hero of color: Today, I saw a puppy that had been hit by a car, poor thing. I know first aid, so I felt obligated to help. It’s leg was broken so I fashioned a splint out of some old boards and the shirt of my back before I took him to a Vet clinic for further care.

Fandom: …..So what you’re saying is that A VETERINARIAN WASN’T THERE WHEN YOU PERFORMED THE SPLINT? Don’t you know that if you do a splint wrong the bone might heal wrong if you don’t have a Vet check it at the earliest possible time? I know that’s what you did but imagine if you hadn’t! What a fucking idiot. How can anyone like this character?

Draco's first car ride

Harry: So you just, no Draco, that-that strap. The seatbelt.

Draco: What about it?

Harry: I just said- nevermind. Pull the belt across your body and snap it in.

Draco: But I told you I wasn’t into that-

Harry: No! No, you have to buckle the seatbelt.

Draco: How?

Harry: The buckle! Snap it in the buckle!

Draco: But it’ll just fall out!

Harry: It won’t, just- I’ll do it.

[Harry reaches over to buckle Draco’s seatbelt]

Harry: There, now we can go-

Draco: I don’t like it. It’s uncomfortable! Do I have to wear it?

Harry: Yes, Draco-

Draco: But why?

Harry: The seatbelts protect you when the car crashes.

Draco: We’re going to crash?

Harry: No! It’s just in case something-

Draco: What kind of savage thinks this is a good idea?!

You will not be able to convince me that Blackwatch isn’t actually full of children. Sure all the agents are 100% deadly and efficient at what they do, but when they ain’t on missions or not doing their god damn jobs, they all degrade to fucking 5 year olds.

Reyes is less of a commander and more of a glorified babysitter.

  • me: Fuck this person how dare they partake in this shitty action
  • also me: Okay, but everyone has their own perspective of the situation and reasons to do whatever they did. Poor decisions don't define a person's worth. I've made some poor choices too that people did not understand, so no one can understand their thought process except for them so I have no right to judge.

chris made vik promise to take him for a ride asap (i will NEVER be over that pink car, it’s too much))

anonymous asked:

Neil and Andrew in the car, finding out that the breaks have been meddled with and they cannot stop the car or they'll end up dead so they jump. Idk who did that but maybe his dad's folks ? Thanks

Okay, I altered this prompt a little (doing research and all), but I think the main theme is here. And I was determined to make it short! Hopefully you still like it.


Andrew revved the Maserati’s engine a little higher before he slipped it into fifth gear on the highway and caught the flash of Neil’s grin in the dim light of the car’s interior illumination and the gleam of his tousled auburn hair falling into his eyes in the occasional overhead lamps on the road. They were a couple of hours outside of Chicago on I-55, were driving for the hell of it and the chance to get away from the congestion of the city and to do something other than Exy, to hit the open road for a little while as they sat side by side in a quiet, peaceful contentment. The cats had enough food and water to last until they returned tomorrow, there was a full pack of cigarettes in the glove compartment and they knew the road well enough to plan stops for fuel and food at opportune moments.

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Sweet Gesture

Summary: Dean gets jealous when you go on a date and he tries to sabotage it.

Drabble Prompt: “Who the hell bought you flowers?”  

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Requested by: @tardis-full-of-fallen-angels

You’re half asleep, glaring at the clock as you shovel cinnamon oatmeal into your mouth. The grumpiness you’re feeling is still going strong, even though you’ve already consumed two cups of coffee.

The distant whistling from your roommate is getting closer as he pads down the hallway. Dean throws you a sleepy smile as he enters the kitchen and then pours himself a glass of OJ.

“Who the hell bought you flowers?” He gestures to the blue vase sitting on the kitchen counter, his cute face now contorted into a frown.

“Ryan.” You let out a disappointed sigh, instantly feeling shitty about it because he’s a nice guy. Unfortunately you hate the kind of flower that he picked but it’s the thought that counts. Right?

“He’s a dumb ass. You don’t even like those.” Dean scoffs back, fighting the urge to shove your flowers down into the garbage disposal.

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“Miss Sally is gonna flip when she sees this. She’s Lightning McQueen’s girlfriend. She is a big fan of yours.”

“Hey, she has a-good taste.“

“Well, Mater’s prone to exaggeration; I wouldn’t say she’s a “big fan.”

“You’re right. She’s a huge fan!“