poor baby i feel so bad for you

klangst?

I want a klance fanfic where keith does something really bad (cheats, says bad things about lance but like REALLY BAD, or leaves him when lance needed him, idk) and lance just feels so betrayed. He cant force himself forgive keith (cuz our poor baby is so insecure and couldn’t handle the betrayal) so like their relationship starts falling apart after that. After a few weeks lance says the famous lines “i accept your apology but i cant forgive you.“ (aka breakup) Lance thought that saying that would help him feel better but it actually made him feel worse. He wants to take it back but believes keith hates him so he doesnt say anything. He just suffers through the pain by himself and hates himself for being so weak.
BASICALLY what i want is a sad klance ending where they dont get back together. I WANT MORE LANGST!

I NEVER IN MY LIFE THOUGHT THAT I WOULD DERIVE SUCH JOY FROM A NERVOUS KILLIAN JONES OK?

DO YOU THINK I AM GOOD ENOUGH FOR EMMA LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DUDE OF COURSE YOU ARE I LOVE YOU DAVID LOVES YOU EVERYONE LOVES YOU.

AND LIKE DAVID IS ALL CONFUSED WHEN KILLIAN STARTS TALKING ABOUT GROWING HIS FAMILY LOLOL

LIKE, DUDE, BRO, KILLIAN. I ALREADY HAVE A BABY SON, WHAT’RE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY MAN?

AND THE FUCKING NERVOUS SWALLOW AGAIN

LIKE I FUCKING LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND HE JUST SO SO WANTS THIS AND IT IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

AND HE FUCKING ASKS HIM IN THE MOST ADORABLE WAY POSSIBLE AND I JUSTTTTT

AND DAVID IS LIKE DUUUUUDE WHATTT WHICH I LOVE

BECAUSE IT GIVES ME MORE OF NERVOUS KILLIAN LIKE POOR BABY I ALMOST FEEL BAD BUT THEN HE IS JUST SO ADORABLE?

AND THE SECOND HE SEES HALF A SMILE ON DAVID’S FACE HE’S LIKE FUCKING FUCK THANK FUCKING ALL THE GODS OMFG

THE SMILING OMGGGG AND I LOVE DAVID FOR BEING LIKE YES YES OFCC! I MEAN DEPENDS ON EMMA BUT I LOVE YOU MAN

THE FUCKING RELIEF THO LOL I MEAN PRINCE CHARMING DOESN’T SET THE BAR HIGH AT ALL

AND THE FUCKING GRINS

I LOVE THE FUCKING GRINS LIKE AHHHH

LOOK AT THESE BROS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. THEY’RE FUCKING FAMILY OK. THEY HAVE SOMEHOW FOUND THEIR LIAMS AND THEIR JAMES’ IN EACH OTHER AND MORE AND I AM SO HAPPY THESE SMOL BABIES HAVE ALL FOUND THEIR FAMILY 

I AM AN EMOTION

MAYBE EVEN 4 EMOTIONS.

IT IS TOO MANY. HELPPP

So like that scene where Kara is telling Lena that she wishes she could talk to people that were gone. Lena looks so fucking sympathetic. Like “My poor baby, please let me hug you.” Like Lena realizing that this sweet ball of sunshine does have some skeletons in her closet and is holding a lot of weight. And she feels so bad for her friend, but she’s so unaccustomed to having friends that she doesn’t really know what to say or do, so she just lets her guard down and let her emotions show on her face. I’m living. 

You know I feel really bad for Eric in this part. She doesn’t pay any attention to him and he looks so upset and uncomfortable. Poor baby…breaks my heart.

I’d give him the attention he deserves damnit.

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“It’s just so hard when you’re so cute, and I’m so horny, and there’s only a couple of thin layers of cotton separating our genitals.”

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Marty mcfly being extremely confused, the usual.

“JESUS CHRIST DOC, YOU DISINTEGRATED EINSTEIN!” - always confused Mcfly

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When I first met Bridie, she was so sickly that she couldn’t lift her head up to walk. She was born blind, and her mother left her without giving her any milk. In the first photo, you can see her trying to suckle on me, she was so hungry.

It was my first experience with fawns, and I listened to my boss and agreed when he decided that it was best to euthanize the fawn. But of course I was bummed! And while I somehow managed not to tear up, I did say a few times “poor baby,” and my boss said “oh hell, now you’re making me feel bad.”

I had to try to hide how excited I was that I’d accidentally guilted him into take her home (I really did not meant to!).

She had a rough go of it from the start; she’d walk in circles that stretched wider and wider until she bumped into something, and then she’d lie down. If she got startled, she’d run headfirst into a fence; her poor nose and forehead were always scratched up. I think, in the end, what saved her was her voracious appetite. It’s as if the one day she went without food conditioned her for the rest of her life; she never stopped begging for more milk.

The day I finally felt like she may really have a chance was the day I saw her grazing. She’d learned to eat on her own, and she wasn’t bumping into things anymore.

Something unique about Bridie that set her apart from the other fawns we hand-raised is that she wasn’t afraid of me. Sure, the others would eventually approach me a step at a time when I led with their milk bottles.

But Bridie, she came to my voice. The minute she heard me talking, she’d start calling for me and stumble forward with unbelievable trust as I talked her across the enclosure.

Even after working with them for a summer, I’m not very knowledgable on deer behavior, but it seems like Bridie really learned to trust me because I became the touch of survival for her. I was the first voice she heard, I held her, and most importantly, I was her source of food.

Still, the other fawns that i treated the same never trusted anyone the way Bridie relied on me. I’m sure it had to do with her blindness.

I am so happy to hear that she is alive and now living in the main enclosure with the rest of the herd. I’m hoping I’ll be able to see her when I visit this month. I’m not sure she’ll still come to my voice, but it will be enough to catch a glimpse of her, alive and well! I am so happy!

Edit: our fawns are hand-reared for an education herd we keep on-site specifically for school groups and camps. Please do not take home wild deer in an attempt to nurse them!

Why Diablo 3’s Imperius is a poor baby and justified in hating you all.

After playing through Diablo 3 a few times with Silas, I’ve found that I actually have a lot of sympathy for the archangel of valor. He hates humans, he hates them SO MUCH, but y’know…I can’t really blame him. I mean, just look at the shit he’s gone through.

Archangel Inarius: Imma steal the worldstone out from underneath the raging armies of heaven and hell and just fuck the Eternal Conflict and actually fuck Mephisto’s daughter yeah that sounds like an awesome plan how can this possibly go wrong.
Imperius: What the shit bro?!? No! stop that! Why would you—DON’T STICK YOUR DICK IN THAT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

That’s how it starts. And then Imperius sees the Nephalem, which are admittedly terrifyingly powerful halfbreed spawn. 

Imperius: YOU REPRODUCED HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE OH EW EW EW EW EW EW KILL IT WITH HOLY FIRE.

And then, when Imperius is a little calmer, he actually tries to fix it. 

Imperius: Okay guys, this is salvagable. Inarius, just come home, we’ll destroy your half demon abominations and pretend that this never– 
Tyrael: What? No, genocide is wrong. 
Auriel: Besides, they’re kind of cute and they could use their power to help us. Let’s keep them. 
Imperius: Are you fucking kidding me.

And then he loses the vote to destroy the Nephalem, so he throws his hands in the air and is like: 

Imperius: FINE! But we’re using the Worldstone to cage their freakish power. That way they’ll go from being TERRIFYING MONSTER CHILDREN THAT COULD MURDER US ALL to just being disgusting mutants and I guess I can live with that as long as I don’t have to see their stupid ugly faces UGH faces.

And that actually works for a while until Tyrael gets himself trapped and Baal manages to corrupt the Worldstone that the humans were SUPPOSED to be GUARDING. 

And Tyrael’s solution was to SMASH IT TO PIECES. The thing that the hosts of Heaven and Hell had been fighting over since almost the dawn of time.

Imperius takes exception to this.

Imperius: You BROKE THE WORLDSTONE WHY. Tyrael. Tyrael you are grounded.
Tyrael: You can’t ground me! I’m grounding myself! *plummets to Sanctuary*

So at this point, Imperius has lost two of his archangel siblings and the entire Worldstone and it can all be traced to the humans.

But at least they’re still just useless worthless humans, right?

Except the Worldstone got smashed so now actual Nephalem are being born again

Oh well at least the main three Prime Evils are dead and soul-smashed, right? Diablo is gone at leas–

Oh wait no, because Adria saw that coming and set up an elaborate trap and thanks to her and your Nephalem player characters Diablo is back. As all seven prime evils combined. 

All of which Imperius learns about the time that Diablo shishkabobs him and smashes through the gates of heaven.

Imperius is already not having a good day. So it really shouldn’t be much of a surprise when the next assholes to walk through those smashed gates (while heaven is in the process of being slaughtered by the armies of hell) are a party of Nephalem.

So his reaction to you is actually pretty tame when you think about it.

Imperius: YOU. Get out. OUT.
Player Characters: Uh…no? We’re uh, we’re trying to help you with your Diablo probl–
Imperius: NO GET OUT I AM DONE WITH YOU THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT GET OFF MY LAWN.
Player Characters: Dude chill, we’re on a time limit here–
Imperius: I WILL FIGHT YOU!

And then, before Imperius can vent the rage and frustration he’s been holding in for thousands of years, Diablo smashes the crystal arch and Imperius crumples to the ground with his wings all tattered and broken.

And the player characters just walk over him on their way to the final boss.

Imperius hates you. He hates you so much and I cannot blame him.

And it just gets worse in the expansion.

I got dragged into the Jaydami hell by someone and well, there you have it, just take it and let me lay on the floor, regretting what I just did.

Those poor babies, dying and getting beaten up, I just want them happy and covered in fluff and hot blankets. Okay.

solahaze  asked:

Flowey, I love you~ I wanna hug you and read you a story, give you some hot cocoa, and tuck you into a nice flowerbed. I really do, but you'll, y'know, KILL me, so I'm gonna suffice to say this: "I get you've lost a lot. I get you don't want any pity. I'm not giving pity. I'm giving compassion. I know you deserve better than this... and you will get your happy ending.

*Happy endings aren’t real, hun.

*And yes, it IS pity.

*Do you even have a reason to feel compassion to me?

*I didn’t do anything to deserve it.

*You just feel bad for the poor goat baby.

*Trapped forever as a flower without being able to feel love.

*I want him to have a happy ending becase his backstory is sad.

*So nothing of what he did matters.

*Your dear precious goat son has killed multiple people.

*So yeah.

*Keep your pity for yourself.

WHIPS PT 8

A/N:Hey guys! Early update cus you guys made me feel so loved with your response to learning that I had been having a rough time last week, and sometimes you just need random validation, you know? That sounds horrible written down, but eh. 

So yes, ANGST. So much angst in this extra long chapter, but it’s past angst. My poor babies. 

Natsu Dragneel is just an ordinary 21 year old trying to get by on his craft’s business, keep his landlady off his ass, and grow his friendship with his new weird neighbour Lucy. Without revealing that he’s a witch. Or his cat can fly and talk. So maybe Natsu isn’t that normal. Things take a serious left turn for him when people from his past start showing up, and he and Lucy as well as some new -and old- friends travel across Fiore trying to find some answers. But the question is, will they be happy with what they find?

Wiccan!Natsu AU

Pairings: Nalu, Fairy Tail

Words: 7601

Rating: M

Part: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven, Part Eight

3 months.

Natsu had been sleeping over, raiding her fridge, invading every aspect of her life so fully that Lucy didn’t think the two were separable anymore, for 3. Damn. Months.

And the bastard still hadn’t kissed her.

Now Lucy would be the first to admit that she was oblivious to men’s and women’s attentions -never fully able to decide if someone was flirting with her or just being nice- but even Lucy knew there was something going on between her and Natsu. They were constantly touching, holding hands or cuddling on the couch, bumping shoulders with one another or even playing footies when one of them was feeling particularly brave. Lucy may have become addicted to running her hands through his wild hair, detangling knots with her fingers and twirling the long, fluffy strands around her fingertips. Natsu was no better, constantly taking down her hair only to put it back up in new arrangements of pony and pigtails, Lucy having to fight back her sighs of happiness when she felt his rough hands trail through her hair. Now that she thought about it, both of them needed to get their hair trimmed. But that was besides the point, and Lucy had half a mind to grab Natsu by the shoulders and shake him, screaming ‘what are we?’ until he gave a suitable answer.

Lucy needed to spend less time on the internet.

But more importantly, Lucy needed to get laid.

At least according to Cana, but Lucy wasn’t going to be the one to disagree with her alcoholic friend. This wasn’t exactly what she should be thinking about right now, but really it was Natsu’s fault. He had pulled her down so her head laid neatly on his chest as they lounged on the couch, some fake documentary about dragon’s playing in the background. Her body was completely covering his, hips falling between his open legs and one arm buried into the cushions of the couch while the other was dangling off the edge. But it wasn’t their intimate position that had started Lucy down this inappropriate train of thought. No, it was Natsu’s fingertips trailing up and down her spine in lazy movements, heat flaring through her thin shirt with every pass.

She nestled her head higher up so that it was tucked under his chin, shifting one arm so that she was cupping the back of Natsu’s shoulder. She felt more than heard his breath catch at her blatant move, and Lucy felt a small spark of hope grow that maybe, finally, Natsu would get the hint. Instead he settled his hands more firmly on the small of her back and stopped his lazy movements.

Lucy was soon unable to help the large grin that pulled at her lips, though, as ever so slowly his fingers snuck underneath her shirt - that honestly was Natsu’s shirt. Hey, she did his laundry half the time and deserved a few compensations- and spread so his hand was laid flat on her skin. Lucy hummed at the contact, nuzzling the column of his throat with her nose, face buried into his scarf.

And that was when the heat returned.

Lucy had recognized a pattern -no matter how strange it was- that whenever her and Natsu had skin on skin contact for too long the temperature around them would spike. It had grown less noticeable the more time they spent together, but Lucy was highly attuned to it now.  The way it spiked depended on Natsu’s mood. Dry air made it harder to breathe when he was angry, a hazy warmth when he was relaxed and content, low and heavy waves when he was sad - something that Lucy had only seen a few times when they had talked vaguely about their home lives. Neither went into too much detail, only sharing with each other that they had basically grown up alone-. Finally there was the ‘sexually frustrated’ heat, as Lucy had so lovingly dubbed it. Sweltering humidity surrounded them, making sweat drip down Lucy’s skin and her muscles want to just melt into him and never let go.

It was her favourite one.

Lucy had made it a game with herself to see how many times she could make this heat come up, her record being 12 in one week. Lucy was proud of that fact, even if she told anyone they would think she was insane. And she might be, because the more time she spent with Natsu the more Gray’s warnings from the lunch made sense. Natsu wasn’t normal. The tattoo’s on his fingers seemed too symbolic to mean nothing, as did the tattoo on his back, and Lucy had realized at some point that the herbal and smoky scent that Natsu carried with him wasn’t some cologne but rather the result of his projects. His clothes always reeked of the stuff when Lucy had to wash them -she really needed to teach Natsu how to do proper laundry-  and strange splashes of colourful liquids always managed to find their way onto his sweats and tank tops. Not to mention the runes that Lucy had found on some of the presents he had given her over the weeks.

Nothing was ever as extravagant as the birdcage, -Lucy had made sure to lecture that into Natsu’s skull the one time he asked if she wanted a full size center piece- instead he showered her with miniature figures, bookmarks, small drawings or paintings, and even a few simple pieces of jewellery. Lucy had attempted to refuse the last ones, but Natsu was adamant, giving her puppy dog eyes until she accepted. At the thought of it her favourite piece, a simple silver band shaped to look like a dragon curling around her finger that sat above her mother’s engagement ring on her middle finger, began to warm, a soothing feeling to remind Lucy that it was there. For some reason it made her feel protected, as though the dragon would bite out anyone’s eyes who tried to hurt her.

She had a feeling Natsu had made it like that.

She also had a feeling Natsu was a witch.

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I’m already hating this tbh! I feel so bad for them! 😞 I absolutely love Chris and I really, really like Melissa so this is pissing me off so bad! They just want their privacy! Especially Chris is a very private person actually, he’s not used to creepy ass paps following him around everywhere and you can see how freakin uncomfortable he is on all these pics!! He’s already hating this too! My poor babies 😭 Just leave them alone!!
(But Chris being all protective is actually super adorable 😍 I just wish he didn’t need to do this! Damn parasitic paps 😒)

xchaotica  asked:

Cana X Juvia 25? I saw you reblogged a thing and it's my otp so

 25. “My nightmares are usually about losing you.”

(IT’S MY OTP TOO PLS COME IN MY MESSAGES AND LET’S RANT ABOUT HOW CUTE THEY ARE)

(now enjoy the angst bebs)

Nightmares had always been a bad time for Juvia.

For one, she had poor hold of her own feelings. She was also an awful liar which usually led to her worrying other people over stupid things. For last she had poor coping mechanisms.

Simply put, she was a disaster.

That’s why, when she woke up panting and shaking on Cana’s bed with the brunette herself sleeping quietly on her side, she felt worry hit her like a truck. She had to leave, she had to leave before she noticed anything, and quickly-

“Juvi…?“

Juvia jumped up when she felt moving beside her, watching as Cana’s head of wild chocolate curls appeared from somewhere of the mess of blankets and overs.

“Why are you awake, ho-“ The heavy sleepiness disappeared from the other woman’s voice in second. “Juvi, why are you crying?”

The water mage lifted one hand to her cheeks, realizing she was crying. Rain started to hit the window outside. She was going to cause a storm, again, just because of her stupid nightmare…

“Come here…“ Warm arms wrapped around her shaking form as Cana pulled her into her embrace, allowing her to hide her face into the crook of her neck and breathe in her sweet, chocolate scent. “I’m here, honey, I’m here…“

At some point she calmed down enough to be able to speak. The rain outside hadn’t stopped, but it wasn’t dangerous. Yet.

“Did you have a nightmare?“ Cana asked softly, her chin popped atop of Juvia’s head. “You can tell me.“

What was the point of lying? The blue-haired woman nodded slightly, face still buried into her lover’s soft curls. She didn’t dare pull out, scared what she could see in her eyes.

“Do you mind telling me what was it about?“ The brunette never stopped running her hands up and down her partner’s back, helping Juvia relax. “You don’t have to. But I think it might help.“

Juvia hesitated for a bit. What if Cana was ashamed by what she said? What if she thought her to be weak and useless? She decided to be brave and tell anyway.

“My nightmares are usually about losing you” she whispered quietly, sniffing. “After everything that happened… I’m scared. I don’t want to lose you. You matter so much to me…“

“Juvia, look up at me.“

The water mage complied, lifting her head and looking into her love’s face. Cana was smiling gently, her dark brown eyes filled with love and tenderness.

“I love you, Juvia” she said softly, her hands gently cupping the blue-haired woman’s face. “I don’t want to lose you, either, and I understand how scared you are. I’m scared, too. But I’m here. I forever will. Got it, girl?“

Juvia nodded, fears gathering in her eyes. She threw her arms around her love and kissed her, feeling Cana’s lips curl in a smile against her own and hearing her soft laugh.

Random Quotes by my Friends

Kai - “One day, I’m gonna get high and drunk and play with weapons. You’re invited.”

Jay - “I feel like I smell like poor life choices and bad decisions.”

Cole - “Life’s to short, just like you. Eat some cake because… you know… if you get fat enough you could just like roll everywhere.”

Zane - “Sometimes I want to slap you in the fucking face with a baby so you have to deal with the crying baby after I slap you.”

Lloyd - “Somethings missing. I don’t know if it’s a person, dog, or a burrito. I guess we won’t know until you take me to Taco Bell.”

Nya - “Sometimes, I need to remind myself that I’m a girl. Like it doesn’t change anything but like… oh yeah… I have a vagina.”

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I feel so bad for tony in cw, I mean steve really hurt him. poor baby. What do you think is it too late to say sorry?

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BTS reacting to you having toothache and not being able to eat, speak and sleep

Thanks for the lovely request, anon, I hope you are feeling better soon <3

-Kiki <3

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Jin:

“Hey, sweetie! I cooked us some nice steaks and potatoes…What?” He asks confused as you hold up a note which says ‘I have toothache and cannot eat nor speak properly’.

“Oh I see…okay I could make you some mashed potatoes then with mashed vegetables if you like to? I won’t eat the steak today so you don’t feel bad…we can eat it some other day, now sit down on the couch I will get everything ready.”

Originally posted by gnoid

Yoongi:

Comes home at 3am, only to see you sitting straight in bed with a cool pack on your cheek, having a sleepy expression on your face.

“Can’t sleep because of the pain…oh my poor baby, let’s get you comfortable. I will get you another cool pack and a pain killer, maybe? And then you will try to sleep? If you can’t I will stay awake with you the whole night until you just fall asleep.”

As soon as you want to try to protest by whining because you want him to sleep because of his exhausting day, he raises his hand assuring and takes your hand in his:

“Don’t worry I am fine with that. Now lay down, I get you the cool pack, this one is already warm.”

Originally posted by sugattaemunee

Hoseok:

“Oh no how am I supposed to survive without hearing your beautiful voice…what could we do the whole day which doesn’t involve exhaustion, talking and lots of eating? We could watch one of your favourite movies and relax a bit? If you want to? (Y/N)?” Hoseok turns around to see you, having fallen asleep on the couch due to a sleepless night before.

“Or just sleep, my beautiful princess.” He smiles while covering you with a blanket, making sure you are comfortable.

Originally posted by hobisu

Namjoon:

“(Y/N)? Do you need anything else?” Namjoon asks as he enters the room with a hot tea for you, seeing you on the couch reading a book.

“Baby, I know you have nothing on the eyes but it is still to exhausting for you to focus on a book after having slept for only 4 hours…you should close your eyes and not exhaust yourself even more, you know that won’t help your toothache at all…give me the book, I will read out loud for you.”

Originally posted by baebsaes

(replace phone with book xD)

Jimin:

“I bet this is the last thing you want to hear now but…” He begins, already being given a suspicious look by you sitting on the couch.

“But I know your teeth hurt but your legs don’t and I think a bit of fresh air won’t be too bad for you. Sitting in the apartement all day isn’t too good for you, you need some fresh air and some sun, maybe? I mean we don’t have to go for a one hour walk, how about 20 minutes around the park near your apartment?” He suggests.

Originally posted by whyparkjimin

Taehyung:

“(Y/N), we have to talk.” He starts and lets himself fall on the sofa next to you, causing you to whimper slightly at the impact of his fall which made your teeth even hurt more. You give him a questioning look.

“You have been giving me the silent treatment all day long now, not having said one word…what is wrong, what did I do to deserve that?”

You give him the ‘are you serious’-look, scribbling something onto the paper in front of you, explaining that you still had toothache.

As he read the note, realization hit him and he turned reddish:

“Ooops, I already forgot your teeth hurt…I am so sorry, sweetie, forget what I just said.” He says as he hugs you tightly.

Originally posted by jeonsshi

Jungkook:

“Okay we need to find something which will distract you from your toothache for the rest of the day.” Jungkook smiles cheekily which never was good in the first place. You know what your boyfriend’s plans were-chaotic and childish but also effective.

“That’s why I bought a new video game we can play all afternoon now. Good distraction, you focus on playing, you rage and forget about your pain and it increases your concentration skills…it is a win-win-situation, obviously.” He says excitedly which makes you chuckle silently.

Originally posted by jinkooks

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You’re Extremely Ticklish

Luke:

You walked through the door after a long and exhausting day at work and immediately took a seat on the couch next to your boyfriend without saying a word. “I would ask how work was, but from the looks of it, it looks like it sucked.” You just nodded and curled up into his side. “I was on my feet all day I feel like they’re about to fall off they hurt so bad.” You whine. Luke looks down at you with a small pout “poor baby, I’ll give you a foot rub” “uhm, no that’s alright” you said getting a little worried. “Don’t be crazy” he said sliding you over on the couch and propping your feet on his lap as he took off your shoes and socks “your feet hurt, and you had a long day, you deserve a nice foot rub” you didn’t want to ruin his fun but you knew you wouldn’t be able to get through the foot rub without laughing. And you were right, as soon as his thumbs pressed into the soles of your feet you started giggling. Luke looked up with a slight smirk on his face, “y/n? Are you ticklish?” “Pft, no you’re crazy” “mmhm, so if I do this you’re not going to laugh?” rubbing his fingers ever so slightly along the bottom of your feet. You started laughing at the slight contact to the point where you had tears in your eyes. “Please stop!” You beg him. “I’m so going to use this against you” he said leaning down to place a gentle kiss on your lips.

 Michael:

"Yes. Yes! YES!!” You yell at your boyfriend, who is still in shock by the fact that you just beat him, as you jump up on the couch while throwing your arms in the air. You point at him jumping up and down “Suck it Clifford! I am the supreme Mario Kart lord!” “Please I let you win” he explained while regaining his composure. “Yeah right just admit that I am the best, and your just mad that you girlfriend beat you at your specialty” you smirk “I’ll never admit to it, because you’re wrong. It was a fluke!” You start to jump on the couch again chanting, “Mikey’s a sore loser, Mikey’s a sore loser, Mikey’s a sore-ah!” You scream as Mikey knocks your feet out from under you and starts tickling you under your arms relentlessly “oh my-mich-micha-Michael-ple-please-sto-stop-I’m-gon-gonna-pe-pee!” You scream while trying to catch your breath. “Is someone ticklish there?” He says and even though you have tears in your eyes from laughing you can just hear the smirk on his face. “Admit that it was a fluke and I’ll stop” “o-okay!” He stops but takes your hands and pins them above your head so you can’t get away “it was a fluke and YOU are the supreme Mario Kart lord” you explain in defeat. “That’s right I am the supreme lord” he says inching his face closer to yours “but you’re a shit boyfriend” you say with a smirk “ you sure you want to test me y/n? I know your weak spot now” he challenges closing the distance and kissing you heatedly.

 Calum:

You were at Luke’s house with your boyfriend Calum and the other boys. It was your annual get together that you guys had every other week. All the guys were in the pool splashing about and you just had your feet in watching them be the idiots that they were. “Guys where did Michael go? He was here a minute ago.” You question looking around the pool. They all just looked at each other smirking. Suddenly you felt hands around your ankles and the cold water covering your body. You popped up out of the water to catch your breath, and push the hair out of your face “what the fuck Michael!?” “ You need to join the fun” he smirked. “Hey now that she’s in the pool lets play chicken!” Luke shouted. Soon you were on Cal’s shoulders and Luke was on Ashton’s shoulders. To say it was a fair fight would be a total lie, and you were falling so Calum adjusted his grip and grabbed your thighs. You started laughing uncontrollably and almost fell over but Calum would adjust his grip each time unknowingly making you laugh even harder. Finally he gave up and Luke knocked you over. “What the hell y/n?” “I’m sorry,” you said catching your breath and still laughing slightly. "I’m just really ticklish” “you can be Ashton’s partner then next time” he said while wrapping his arms around your waist and pulling you in for a kiss.

 Ashton:

You lay in your bed with your boyfriend Ashton’s arms wrapped securely around your waist holding you close to him, still recovering from last nights tiring events. You rolled over in his arms to face him only to discover he was already awake and smiling at you. “Good morning” he said while going in to place a soft kiss on your lips “good morning” you say softly against his lips. You knew there was going to be a repeat of last night when he started to deepen the kiss and let his hands roam all the way down your body but you couldn’t control yourself when he reached the spot right above your hips “haha, oh, gosh, please don’t!” You say in between breaths. Ashton just looked at you with curiosity and mischief in his eyes and let his fingers attack your sides. “Ash.. Oh.. Haha… Please stop!” You begged and he let up in his attack but firmly kept his hands on your hips. “Now I have some leverage,” he says with a smirk "let’s see what I can get with this new information.”

On second watch...

If you want to feel sorry for a “monster” in HHH, pick that poor baby ogre over Gaston. CGI on this show is always dreadful but as bad as the running looked, that poor guy’s expression was full of terror and pain. I have to give them credit for that. 


 And speaking of expressions full of pain…man, the first time I didn’t focus on Rumple’s expression after Belle dropped gaston into the drink. He looked in such horror that she’d had to go so far to save him. That is not a man who has manipulated his wife into doing what he wants.