poor baby doctor

  • MC: Oh, aren't you a beautiful boy~?
  • Masamune: *turns to MC with a smug look* Thanks! I've been experimenting with back-combing-
  • MC: *is actually talking to Shogetsu while petting him*
  • Masamune:
  • Masamune: (# ¬_¬)

So this is my new pirate, Corazon! He’s the ships doctor!

He joined the crew by accident.

They showed up on shore screaming for a doctor and he ran to help because ya’ know, he’s a good guy…but they were being chased so before he knew it they’d set sail again and by the time he came up on deck again (after saving the wounded man’s life) shore was miles away and that was that. He did get a very cheerful WELCOME TO THE CREW!

But then had to be physically restrained from jumping off and trying to swim to shore.

Dear Journal,

Today we had to bring Teddy to the doctor. He had a really bad fever and it wasn’t going away. He slept all day in Sirius’ arms on the couch. My poor baby. The doctor said he just needed to take antibiotics and he would feel better in a few days. Teddy was usually really smily and was always laughing.. but today he had glossy eyes and a small pout. As I heated his bottle of milk, Sirius rocked him slowly. He was wearing in onesie pyjama and had his little blanket in his arms.

“Here..” I said, handing Sirius the bottle of milk.

He gave Teddy his drink and I softly brushed my hand against Teddy’s warm forehead.

“It’ll be okay my love. Dadda and Padda will take care of you.” I whispered, leaving a kiss on the small boys’ cheek.

After his bottle, he cuddled to Sirius chest. I wrapped my arm around Sirius’ shoulders and leaned my head on his. Teddy closed his eyes and put his thumb in his mouth. Sirius cleared his troat and started singing.

“Les étoiles dans la nuit te guiderons vers le pays des rêves…” He sang.

It was a french Lullaby his mother use to sing to him.

“Tu les trouvera dans la nuit éternelle…”

And I looked at Teddy. He looked so adorable cuddled next to his father. I felt my heart warm up at the beautiful moment we were living right now.

“Et c'est dans le ciel sombre que tu t'endormira..”

-Remus
May 5th 1998

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Homestuck: HAHA IM REALLY INSECURE AND UNPREDICTABLE ALSO I HAVE GREEN TENTACLE DICK FUCK ME PLEASE JK IM SORRY THAT JUST CAME OUT OF ME AHHH IM SORRY MENTAL BREAKDOWN IM USUALLY NICE DISREGARD THIS ONE MOMENT IM SO SORRY

Hetalia: im sweet buT ILL MOTHERFUCKING KICK YOUR ASS and even though I may seem innocent im into some kinky ass shit but I just want everyone to get along and be friends haha

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Sherlock: I am a sociopathic quiet person who decides to stay away from crowds. I am very BIG fucking Virgin but I act like I know all about fucking. Lmao im a noob but you love me anyway.

Doctor: PRECIOUS SWEET GENTLE MAN WHO WILL OPEN THE DOOR FOR YOU AND KISS YOUR HAND. School girl crushes and awkward cinnamon roll.

“Dirt.” Jim’s stepfather spits at him in disgust.

“Dirt.” They snarl at him on Tarsus IV.

“Dirt.” Jim’s classmates at the Academy snap at him.

“Stardust.” Bones says in wonder as he traces the constellations on Jim’s skin.