poopin

Best memes:

-“who is she” in reference to inaminate objects

-Babadook being Gay representation

-That orange cat that is pooping, but the one where he’s wearing a Sombrero and says “Estoy poopin!!”

-Half an A-press

ADDENDUM: -“Man, FUCK (x)….imma still (y) tho

anonymous asked:

hey! i love your blog and LOVE your writing even more, are there any other writers like yourself who you'd recommend?? thank you! 💖

hi there! thank you for telling me that!! you’re the absolute sweetest! hmm well to be honest i don’t read -that- much seventeen fic!! I’ll be honest I’m very picky and the fandom itself is still pretty young and exploring their writing skillz, so I read a lot (A LOT) of bts fanfics, the writers i’ve met are SUPER DUPER wonderful and are amazing if anyone ever wants a bts fic rec hmu

but if you want some svt writers i got a few (ik this seems like a lot but here)!

  • @dumbbelle doesn’t really have conventional writing per-say but her sense of humor IS ON POINT LIKE GRAPHITE AND WOW i wish i had her sense of humor after reading move oolong (SEE THE PUN SHE CHARACTERIZES SO WELL) if she ever dabbles back in that game im so on boarddd
  • @caratcorner has a lovely lovely team of talented writers and they deserve all the love in the world! their writing has a very chill vibe that just makes me smile and wanna lay back in my bed and dream about svt tbh LOL Mornings with Seventeen and To Love And Love Again (which inspired my dj!Vernon) are two of my favs
  • @spcywolf hoshi. whisper. amazing. one of the best characterizations for svt i’ve ever encountered and wow as sinful as whisper was i never felt so blessed in my life
  • had to put @versigny right after (i think of her nd spcy as two lil peas in a pod) and they’re she’s not really known for writing svt BUT SHE SHOULD BE im waitin for the damn to BREAK and suddenly she goes on a rampage but whenever once in a blue moon she breaks out a svt thing and i get softer than ricecakes in the summer sun. Something Borrowed has my soul 
  • @wen-junehui a fairly new writer and SUPER DUPER PROUD OF HER FOR GOING EVERY DANG STEP OF THE WAY she doesn’t post that often but when she does i can’t help but smile like an idiot (she’s gonna read this later and call me an idiot) whenever she posts something new! under the same sky and baby, you’re my firework make me giggle like a poopin two year old 
  • i don’t know if @captcoups is still protected or not (PLEASE FORGIVE ME if im sharing things that aren’t meant to be shared) but their drabbles are quirky and the way that they portray the guys are just so refreshing somewhere out there really fulfilled my zero-fucks-given relationship i’ve always wanted with vern, and it just felt so casual nd colloquial 
  • finally @choco-seventeen was probably the very first seventeen writer i got into contact with and its probably the single best choice i ever made in my tumblr career!! <3 ur new fav aunt! cold water literally blew me INTO THE WATER and love cafe reminded me how much jeonghan owns me 

happy reading, anon! i have a fic rec tag if anything, and if you still need more im aff’ed with @kwritersnet and they have a treasureTROVE OF LOVELY FICS

°• ○● ———— WEST SIDE STORY SENTENCE STARTERS.

’ Play it cool boy/girl, real cool. ’
’ I’m gonna make nice with him/her! I’m only gonna challenge him/her! ’
’ Why don’t you pack up your gear and clear out of here? ’
’ Well end your suffering little man/girl. ’
’ I already told the gang you’d be there. ’
’ If you don’t show I’ll be marked lousy. ’
’ Maybe what you’ve been waitin’ on will be twitchin at the dance tonight. ’
’ Who knows? Could be… Who knows? ’
’ Boy, am I a victim of disappointment in you. ’
’ What am I, cut glass? ’
’ Four-and-a-half years I live wit’ a buddy an’ his family. ’
’ Why dontcha just pack up ya gear an’ move out? ’
’ Boy, I’m a victim of disappointment in you. ’
’ Buenas noches? So that’s why you made it a fair fight… ’
’ I’m gonna see her tomorrow an’ I can’t wait! ’
’ What have you been taking tonight? ’
’ You heard - it’s gonna be a fair fight! ’
’ And that’s going to cure something? ’
’ From here on in, everythin’s gonna be all right! I got a feelin’! ’
’ A trip to the moon! And I’ll tell ya a secret. ’
’ No. I’m frightened enough for the both of us. ’
’ When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way! ’
’ You want me to be an American, don’t you? ’
’ Well now I can kill, too, because now I have hate! ’
’ I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty, and gay! ’
’ What are we doin’, poopin’ around with dumb broads for? ’
’ Come in, come in! We won’t bite you until we know you better. ’
’ I ain’t never gonna get married. Too noisy. ’
’ You ain’t never gonna get married. Too ugly. ’
’ Down goes a teenage hoodlum. ’
’ Everyone there will give big cheers! ’
’ Everyone there will have moved here! ’
’ The first thing we do is we start showin’ around like we have nothin’ to hide… ’
’ Supposin’ they ask us about the rumble? ’
’ Didn’t you just see me, I was smash, I’m a killer, I wanna fight! ’
’ How else’s she gonna get a guy to touch her? ’
’ You dirty rat! ’
’ My hands are cold. ’
’ Or that we’ve met before? ’
’ You’re not thinking I’m someone else? ’
’ I knew something never before was going to happen, had to happen. ’
’ It’s so much to believe. You’re not making a joke? ’
’ I have not yet learned how to joke that way. I think now I never will. ’
’ Hey… you gotta handkerchief first? ’
’ What’s wrong with your sleeve? ’
’ You came with your mouth open! ’
’ When do you kids stop? You make this world lousy! ’
’ Would you mind translating that into Spanish? ’
’ Boy oh boy! As if this neighborhood wasn’t crummy enough! ’
’ Are there any questions? ’
’ I’ve had all the roughhouse I’m gonna put up with around here!  ’
’ You wanna kill each other, kill each other! ’
’ Yeah, you. Didn’t ya hear me? ’
’ You little wise apple! You want me to run you in? ’
’ Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease. ’
’ What are you doin’ nothin’ here for? Come on. ’
’ Did you get a look at their faces? ’
’ We gotta show them who’s on top! The Jets! ’
’ What’s the matter; you scared? ’
’ Don’t start up on me, or I’ll punch in your stupid… ’
’ You’ll do what? Huh? ’
’ Well… who’re you callin’ scared? ’
’ Fighting over a little piece of street is so important? ’
’ Who’re you callin’ a hoodlum? ’
’ You was never my age, none of ya!  ’
’ I’ll dig you an early grave, that’s what I’ll dig. ’
’ Someone gets in our way, someone don’t feel so well. ’
’ So what if you do turn this whole town into a stinkin’ pig sty? ’
’ What I mean is… Clear out, you! I said, clear out! ’
’ What do you got? Things are tough all over. Beat it. ’
’ Wake up! Is this the only way to get to you? Fight like all you kids do? ’
’ Hey, I’ve got a social disease! ’
’ Why do you kids live like there’s a war on? ’
’ Could a real zip gun make you do like that? ’
’ You don’t know what a zip gun would do? Man, you better wear diapers. ’
’ Listen jailbait, I licked you twice and I can do it again! ’

anonymous asked:

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I’m poopin

so i’ve mentioned them before but there’s this new system in the new demo that i call ‘storage decks’ and they’re completely behind the scenes; they’re essentially the world’s inventories, that you can interact with when you talk to certain characters or examine certain things in the world like shinies and chests and under people’s beds

or in the case of my extremely early debug adventures, under casie’s dumbass pokemon chair-stools

development on them went about as well as you could expect them to. especially in the early versions they had some weird quirks- mostly things like save bugs, where if you take an item from a deck and close the deck it wouldn’t remember that you took that item so when you reload it the item is mysteriously back

or, worse, you could take the item and the game would remember that you took something but not remember what so it would remove the wrong item from the deck

or, worse, the item would be removed from the deck but because of some goofy data structure problems (i’m using a list to store all the relevant variables) when the deck takes inventory of all the items still in it and then saves itself it would accidentally save a bunch of random variables from wherever the fuck and then when you reload the game it would either

• instantly crash the game

• load a janky busted item with the wrong hitbox and the wrong item description and the wrong name

• load that same janky busted item but when you try to click on it, it instantly crashes the game

i guess if i had to give you a star trek simplified explanation it’s like someone who knows english as a second language accidentally lapsing back into like, spanish or something while typing a transcript of a court case, and then when they read it back to the judge the phrase ‘estoy poopin’ triggers a manchurian agent switch in the transcriptor and they kill everyone in the room

but that was no problem! that was just a matter of sorting out some bad references to data structures. it actually went much more smooth then i expected

this didn’t.

what’s happening here- and i’m struggling to recall exactly what happened because i’m not sure how i fixed it- is that whenever the deck is loaded and unloaded all the items budge exactly one inventory space down and to the right.

i think the problem was that, when the deck was cleared when you closed it, all the items would save their relative x / y locations not to the top left corner of the deck, but to the top of the screen, so every time you load the deck back up again that same miscalculation would happen over and over again and the items would ‘fall’ into your inventory (at which point it crashed the game) (inconsistently.)

the reason why i’m not exactly sure how i fixed it is because the math is just befuddling; like at some point i just started to move around, add or subtract numbers from random relevant situations and this isn’t even the craziest part per se because usually that technique works for me and this time it did too, so i think it was just some sort of order-of-operations miscalculation that i dont understand because i passed high school math basically by accident

as a footnote right around this time i had another especially goofy bug. do you see the problem? the book at the bottom right doesn’t have a price attached to it, but the guns on the left do

but wait

oh no

what’s that

it’s not broken, it’s hiding

i spent like a fuckin day on this problem tearing my hair out because i thought i was, again, running into some sort of horrible gm limitation but no it’s just breaking my line of sight

anyway after fixing all that bullshit it was smooth sailing for a little while. got decks to work perfectly in the overworld, so the next step was to make sure inventory transfers between the field and overworld worked (by, again, saving everything to a data structure and then just keeping the data structure while wiping all the field gameplay variables to make way for the overworld gameplay variables)


and it’s the same fuckin bug again