pool rafts

The Sexual Misadventures of Touken

Part 1: Love

Rating: Borderline Smutt + Fluff (M, I guess Or T)

Words: 1864

Disclaimer: First fanfic so yes errors abound. This was supposed to be smutty and kinky but became fluffy (I was too weak). I might write more smutty material later on. But for now, this is a sampling. Also wouldn’t have done this without @harleyquilt help. 

Situation: Ken and Touka try Knifeplay for the first time and things don’t go the way they expected. 

“Is this fine?’ She asked eagerly cuffing the last of his limbs to the edges of the bed. Touka wasn’t usually the one to take charge during intimacy but when she did she always worried if she’d gone too far, or if she accidentally ended up hurting him, she always wanted him to be comfortable when he was around her, just for a few hours.

“It’s fine,” Ken said giving her a warm smile. He was always game for whatever she wanted to try in bed but this time it was his own suggestion. He was willing to do anything to get a moments peace of mind. Touka was sitting atop him both of them naked and bare, they never feel as much at ease as they do in moments like this. A wave of overwhelming calm and safety takes over the moment Ken comes to their room. She knows that no matter how briefly they are together, that they can enjoy each other’s company.

Touka reached over to the end table and picks up the knife Ken had procured, she could see the glint of the metal and the wetness of the suppressant. Remembering the little talk, they had not too long ago in bed.

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Title: Our Kids

Warnings: None

Request: Hi love! Can you do a David Pastrnak imagine where the reader and him are baby sitting one of their teammates kids and David sees how loving the reader is and he starts imagine their life together with their kids and just really fluffy? Thank youuu

Note: I hope you like it!

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The distinct, upset wail sounded from the porch. You grabbed the bottle off the warmer, heading outside where David sat with the fluffy pink bundle. Passing the bottle to David, you smiled, impressed with how well he was doing with the baby. As soon as the bottle was in her mouth, she calmed; the cries replaced with the sound of her drinking from the bottle.

“The two of you doing alright out here?” you asked, your fingers raking through David’s hair, brushing it out of his eyes.

“Perfect, now that you came to the rescue with food.” he grinned, looking up at you from the lounge chair. “Why don’t you come running when I get hungry?”

“You’re not as cute as she is.” you replied with a shrug. David laughed, repositioning his arm.  

“I don’t think anything could be cuter.” he agreed, his eyes falling back to the little girl in his arms. “Except ours.” he breathed absentmindedly, his eyes locked on her little face.

Your heart raced in your chest, your cheeks flushing at his comment. Patrice and his wife had gone away for the weekend, asking you and David to watch their daughter. David was young, but he had taken to caring for her quickly.

“Do you think the two of you will be alright if I go run some errands?” you asked, pulling your keys from your pocket.

“We’ll be fine.” he said confidently. “Nap time is coming up, and we’re both good at that.”

You shook your head, smiling as you bent down to press a kiss to his lips. “I’ll be back in a few hours.”

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16th Birthday Ideas
  1. High tea
  2. Toga Party
  3. Luau
  4. cooking Class
  5. Murder Mystery Dinner Party
  6. Pool Party
  7. Campy Party
  8. Backyard BBQ
  9. Party at the Park
  10. Book Party
  11. Campfire Party
  12. Board Game Party
  13. Beach Party
  14. Slumber Party
  15. Dinner and a Movie
  16. Hot Air Balloon
  17. Weekend Away
  18. Rock Climbing
  19. Disneyland
  20. Surfing Lessons
  21. Boating/Lake
  22. sail Boating
  23. Sky Diving/Indoor Flying
  24. White Water River Rafting
  25. Water Park/Water Slides
  26. Paint Ball
  27. Snorkeling
  28. Seaplane
  29. Band/DJ
  30. Argosy Cruise
  31. Black and White Ball
  32. Fancy Restaurant
  33. Mall Shopping Spree
  34. Hotel Party
  35. Cheerleading Party
  36. Photo Booth
  37. Glow-in-the-Dark Party
  38. Bowling
  39. Putt Putt Golf/Mini Golf
  40. Costume Party
  41. Talent show
  42. Go Karts
  43. Sporting Event
  44. Ice skating
  45. Circus
  46. Zoo
  47. Roller Skating
  48. State Fair
  49. Line Dancing
  50. Laser tag

i know very little about the aquabats but i’m reading their wikipedia article to fix that and it's extraordinary, holy fuck

With professionalism far from foremost concern,

that this how a section starts out is absolutely beautiful

To accompany their distinct new uniforms, The Aquabats constructed a backstory which alleged they were actually superheroes hailing from the distant island of “Aquabania”, though Larson admits the entire mythology was simply made up piece by piece as they went along from one interviewer to the next.

LET’S JUST FUCKING ROLL WITH IT

As their mythology grew, the members soon adopted superhero stage names and identities, and began tailoring their live shows around a comic book aesthetic by incorporating onstage stunts and mock battles with costumed villains, antics which were originally ploys to get the band’s friends into shows for free.

THIS IS THE GREATEST WAY TO CIRCUMVENT TICKET COSTS???

Jacobs likened the experience to a superhero’s alter ego, working by day and fighting crime [read: being an Aquabat] by night.

WHAT AN ANNOTATION

For some performances, in place of a villain, The Aquabats will feature a sketch with one of their “allies”: for example, to segue into their song “Magic Chicken”, the titular character— a man in a chicken suit— will come onstage to hand out fried chicken to audience members.

ELLEN DEGENERES AND HER PIZZA CAN STEP THE FUCK ASIDE

With parents’ permission, children can also take part in onstage games and activities with the aide of the audience. The most common of these have included “pool floatie races”, where two selected children mount inflatable rafts or pool toys and race across the venue via crowd surfing,

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD???!?!?!

and assisted stage diving, in which between songs the MC Bat Commander will gently throw children into a waiting audience so they may experience their “first punk rock moment”.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

anonymous asked:

pool noodle, tiara, zipper, fishhook

“Oh my god,” Clarke slowly rolled onto her back, her head pounding. She shielded her eyes from the sun and groaned loudly. “Where-“ She sat up, finding herself in the backyard of her mom’s house next to the pool astoundingly hungover.

Wells heard Clarke moving, but couldn’t bring himself to move at all. He had managed to get into a pool chair, but past that he was not moving an inch. “Morning Princess.”

She pushed up on her hands and knees, “Princess?” When she reached up to move her hair out of her face, her hand his a hard and sharp something on her head. She pulled it out and found a tiara in her hair. It took a moment to untangle it from her head, but when she did she sat back and examined it. “Where did I get this?” She tried to bend it, but it didn’t give, “It’s real.” Wells didn’t answer her.

She looked around the backyard which was in general disarray, but the most astounding thing was the rather large pool noodle raft that she had been intricately constructed and woven together with more pool noodle than they actually owned. On the raft, her mother and Raven were tangled together, both snoring lightly as they floated in the middle of the pool.

“What happened last night?” some part of Clarke wanted to crawl to the pool and just stick her face in it.

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anonymous asked:

you have no idea how much you made cackle at the "fuck" clexa drabble. oh my god. i think it's my favorite thing :) i'm so glad you joined the crazy the 100 train. specially with clexa and even some princess mechanic. would you write a little brotp drabble about clarke, raven and octavia? i love clexa, but i also love clarke's friendships, particularly with raven (and then octavia) it can be in the 100 universe or au. if you feel like it, of course

“Do you think we’d be docked major popularity points if people at school knew about this?” Clarke asks, her skin making a cringe-worthy squeaking sound as she adjusts herself on her turtle-shaped pool raft.

“Popularity? No,” Octavia says from the other side of the large round pool. She slicks back her hair and then jumps up onto her seal floaty. “Hotness points, though. Maybe a bit.”

“No way.”

Clarke leans up on her raft at the words, places a hand above her eyes to block out the harsh sun so that she can see Raven. “You don’t think so?”

Raven rocks back and forth on top of her shark floaty. “No way,” she says again, kicking her legs in the water. “I’m riding a fucking shark. If that’s not hot as shit, I don’t know what is.”

Laughing out loud, Clarke waves her arm through the water and sends a splash Raven’s way.

“Hey!” Raven squeaks. “Watch it! My shark will eat your turtle, bitch!”

“I’m pretty sure sharks are more likely to eat seals,” Clarke laughs out, pointing toward Octavia who narrows her eyes and glares at Clarke before looking to Raven.

“Don’t even think about it,” she warns, and Raven cackles before launching through the water.

“Too late!”

wordclever-deactivated20140413  asked:

we took acid and decided we really wanted to be in water, so we floated around on pool rafts holding hands so we wouldn't drift too far apart. passing a few joints back and forth. we watched the sun go down like that and watched the stars for awhile.

oh my god that sounds amazing. water while tripping is so relaxing.

thats actually the sweetest thing ive ever heard this is my new dream date im super jealous of you