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Do Merpeople poo (George x Reader)

[Y/N has invited Fred, George, Harry, Ron and Ginny]

[Y/N has logged on]

[Fred has logged on]

[George has logged on]

Y/N: GUYS, SAVE ME

Fred: No

Y/N: WHY????? I thought we are FRENSSS

Y/N: GEORGIE, PLEASE

George: No, I said no!

Y/N: Give back the phone to George!

Fred: No. Actually, he left his phone with me, soooooo ;)

[Harry has logged on]

[Ron has logged on]

Y/N: Harry, Ron, SAVE ME

Harry: What happen????

Ron: She is with Hermione, in the library.

Harry: Why?

Y/N: I just asked her one question about DADA

Y/N: AND SHE EXPLAIN THE WHOLE THING FOR ME

Y/N: NOT JUST THE WHOLE THING BUT THE WHOLE BOOK

Y/N: AND THE TEXTBOOK HAS 698 PAGES

Y/N: IT’S BEEN 3 HOURS

Y/N: NOW SHE’S TALKING ABOUT MERPEOPLE

Y/N: AND SHE’S TELLING ME THAT  MERMAID IS NOT MERPEOPLE

Y/N: SHE SAYS SHE NEEDS TO KNOW HOW DO THE MERPEOPLE POO

Y/N: PLEASE!!! I NEED HELP

Harry: Ohhhhhhhhhh

Harry: Y/N, I hope I can save you, but you know, I have things to do

Harry: Yea, “the chosen one and save the world mission”

Harry: I’m talking to bugs

Harry: They have information about Voldy-, I mean Voldemort. Yea, Voldemort.

Harry: They are the best spies in the world, you know? Because they are everywhere.

Harry: So, yea, save the world

Harry: I have to go now.

Harry: Save the world, talk to the bugs.

[Harry has logged off]

Ron: What the hell are those

Y/N: Wtf

Y/N: Tell Harry we are not friends anymore

Ron: He said he’s talking to the bugs.

Y/N: Tell him I can swap seat with him so he can sit with Ginny

[Harry has logged on]

Harry: ARE YOU IN THE LIBRARY? I WILL COME RESCUE YOU NOW

Harry: FOR GIN-

Harry: I MEAN FOR Y/N

[Harry has logged off]

[Ginny has logged on]

Ginny: Why is Harry shouting “I’m the chosen one” in American accent?

Ginny: WTF Y/N

Ginny: I SWEAR TO MERLIN I WILL KILL YOU Y/N

Y/N: I’m sorry! But I could die, you know!

Y/N: btw, do you have the video of Harry shouting “I’m the chosen one” in American accent?

Ginny: Of course I do. I will send to you later.

Y/N: Thanks!

Y/N: OH HARRY IS HERE

Y/N: He looks like he’s going to fight a Kraken in Colosseum

Ginny: HOW ON THE EARTH THAT A KRAKEN CAN WALK ON THE GROUND

Y/N: I know Kraken lives under the sea

Y/N: UNDER THE SEA, UNDER THE SEA. DARLING IT’S BETTER. DOWN WHERE IT’S WETTER. TAKE IT FROM ME

Y/N: I mean it can’t walk on the ground

Y/N: But you know what

Y/N: Just deal with it

Ron: Merlin beard

Ginny: Omg, you need help

Y/N: Wait

Y/N: Harry shouted to Hermione that he needs to take me away from library so he can swap seat with me

Ginny: IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT, Y/N

Y/N: And Madam Pince kicked Harry out of the library……

Y/N: Please, guys, for merlin’s sake, please help me

[Hermione has logged on]

Y/N: OMG I’M SO SORRY HERMIONE

Hermione: Y/N L/N! I WAS EXPLAINING TO YOU AND YOU’RE TALKING TO THEM

Hermione: HOW DARE YOU

Y/N: But you’re talking about Merpeople and you said you want to observe Merpeople to know the way they poo!

Hermione: …..Did I?

Y/N: WHY THE HELL YOU DIDN’T EVEN REMEBER WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT

Hermione: I was so excited! You know. About all the Merpeople stuff and the way they p- I mean the way they live.

Ron: Did you hit your head too hard? Or is it because of your hair?

Ron: I KNEW IT! IT’S BECAUSE OF YOUR HAIR

Ron: THIS IS WHY YOU ALWAYS STATE SO MANY FACTS

Hermione: I don’t care! Y/N, OFF THE CHAT!

Hermione: OR ELSE I WILL FORCE YOU TO OBSERVE MERPEOPLE

[Hermione has logged off]

Y/N: I really need help

Y/N: She is threatening me right now.

Y/N: with her glare

Y/N: and her hair

Fred: Do you want help?

Y/N: YES

Y/N: But you said you won’t help me :I

Fred: I did

Fred: But

Y/N: Or butts

Y/N: Sorry

Y/N: I just can’t help myself

Fred: But under one condition

Y/N: If it can help me get out of here, YES

Fred: Go out with George

Ginny: I really really didn’t see that coming

Ron: Bloody hell

George: Hi. Finally

George: I was busy just now

George: Wait a minute

George: WTH FRED! YOU PROMISED ME YOU WON’T TELL HER!

Y/N: I will go out with you

George: wut

George: I’m shook

Fred: FINALLY

Fred: HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT YOU

Fred: LIKE 2 MONTHS

Fred: #BlessMySoul

Y/N: #BlessYou

Y/N: But seriously, please get me away from here

Y/N: Hermione is talking about  werewolves now

Y/N: Should I call Professor Lupin?

Y/N: I haven’t seen him for a while now

Y/N: I miss his chocolate

Y/N: I mean I miss him

Y/N: Seriously, Fred, can you please come rescue me from this dreadful place and this vile being?

Fred: I will be there in 10 minutes

Y/N: THANKSSSSSS

[Fred has logged off]

George: I will go with Freddy

George: Do you want to go to astronomy tower with me later?

George: To see the stars

George: Oh, wait. It’s afternoon now.

George: but still

George: Will you????

Y/N: Yes, of course I will!

George: See you later! <3

[George has logged off]

Ginny: Y/N, keep me updated! *evil grin*

Y/N: Oh my Merlin

[Ginny has logged off]

[Y/N has logged off]

Ron: I don’t want to know anything anymore

[Ron has logged off]

[Neville has logged on]

Neville: Guys, Hermione is talking about werewolves to me now.

Neville: But I really don’t want to know

Neville: Should I tell her werewolves are not fluffy and cuddly?

[Neville has logged off]

[Harry has logged on]

Harry: Y/N, CAN I STILL SWAP SEAT WITH YOU

Harry: I know I failed but hey, you are not in the library now

Harry: So?

Harry: Y/N

Harry: PLEASE

Harry: OMG

Harry: WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS

Harry: Y/N, KEEP ME UPDATED ALSO! I WANT DETAILS

Harry: No, forget about the details, I don’t want to know

Harry: Just tell me what happen

Harry: I really want to know!

Harry: And Y/N, please let me swap seat with you

Harry: Think about my future!

[Harry has logged off]

ran from the plane to celebrate pooi’s 19th birthday yesterday. she is the smiley one in the middle and we have been best friends since 3rd grade. there is nothing more important and more powerful than a friendship that stands the test of time, than love that adapts. Pooi, u have known me happy and in love and peeing myself (literally) of laughter and feeling on top of the world and u’ve known me anxious and distant and broken and u have been just as present and just as patient for both. for friends like you I can’t thank God enough. i love you. by camila_cabello

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Today I’m at the gym and then going to the pool to get sun on the one day that’s not raining. Then I have homework.
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Highlights from the Rebecca Mader Saturday Afternoon Panel at Creation NJ.

  • Asked about bloopers or mistakes:  She starts giggling, “My favorite thing is when someone forgets their lines.  I don’t know why but it really really tickles my fancy.  When someone just completely blanks on a scene I just loose it.  There was a scene, I can’t remember what episode it was … it was quite recently.  There was Hades, me, the Charmings, Jen, and Jared and we all had that Once Upon a Time book and were passing it around and we were all Hashtag!Invested and we all had one line… like my line, line, line… and we’re all passing the book.  And we just couldn’t get through it.  And it was on green screen and we got to the point when we couldn’t even look at each other anymore.  There was another one recently, you know the one in the clock tower where you had Emma and Regina on top and I’m looking up at them and you know Gold’s trying to take all the magic and we all had one line each and we just couldn’t do it.  And then Colin just couldn’t say his line right and it was hilarious!” *she does an impersonation falling into an irish accent as he messes up* “By the end I told him don’t take offense but i’m just going to have to face the other way while you deliver this line of dialog because I was totally throwing him off.”
  • What was it like when you found out you were going to have Regina’s boyfriend’s baby? “Ohhhh awkward… that was a fun day at the office.  I was in my car and I was in Beverly Hills and Adam and Eddy called me and asked ‘Do you want to be undeaded?’ ‘I would love to be undeaded.’  ‘We’d love to have you back on the show, guess what you’ve been Maid Marion all along.’ ‘Oh my god.’ ‘And you killed her.’ ‘Oh my god!’ ‘And you’re pregnant with Robin’s baby.’ ‘OH MY GOD!!’  The fans are going to kill me!  But I didn’t write it.  It was really intense.  But really fun to play.”
  • No one are really pranksters.  She’s been planning on pranking Lana because she’s super organized in her chair and set up with all her snacks and she was going to cover her entire table in trash.  Shhh no one tell Lana.
  • Which Zelena do you prefer, envious of Regina or close to Regina?  “I don’t feel like I’m playing tow different characters.  I feel like they’ve written this arc in a really cool way like I’ve gone on this journey where I started off being really bitter party of one and now I’ve come all this way to having that closure with my mum.  In that episode Sisters where you find out that Regina and Zelena knew each other all along and used to love each other it was so meaningful and so moving I’m really interested to see where that relationship is going to go.  I think deep down there will always be something of the essence of being the villain in Zelena.  I’m always going to be a little bit wicked.  I’m always going to be sarcastic.  I’m going to be interested to see what happens with my character.  I don’t want to be a complete goody because that’s boring.  Hopefully they’ll keep me wicked because I adore that.”
  • Favorite scene:  “I really really enjoyed the stuff I did with Cora and Regina in 5.19.  Working with Barbara Hershey is such a talented iconic actor it was amazing.  That episode was so amazing for all three of us.  We all love each other in real life….” They were all squeezing hands and being there for each other, “It was very girl power and three women doing it together.  It was just wonderful to share that and one of the best days.”
  • About being Green and have you ever been freaked out by yourself?  “Yes.  Yes I have.”  Laying back while other people put the makeup.  “It’s in a separate trailer so they don’t gas the other actors but whatever, my lungs I can take it.”  The makeup takes an hour and a half and than you don’t notice it.  “Except for my hands.  If my hands are ever green it gets over everything and going to the loo is very difficult.  I’ve got these press on nails and if I go to pull my dress up they go pa-ching!  I’m in my trailer on my hands and knees trying to find my bloody nails.  Then I’ll forget.  There aren’t any mirrors on set.  When I’m green we have to shoot on blue screen because if we shot on green screen I would disappear.  I would just be eyes and teeth.  There is this story about how much of a muppet I can be.  I went to the director and said ‘You know it’s weird I never shoot on the green screen…’ ‘Seriously?  Just think about it.’ ‘Ohhhhhh.’  Then I’ll forget because there are no mirrors or anything and I’ll go to the loo or to my trailer and go ‘OH MY GOD!’ before I remember it’s just me.  It’s quite a scary look but if you are in it for like 15 hours you forget…”
  • Is Cora Zelena’s happy ending? *from the audience a shout* “Cora should be no one’s happy ending.”  “I don’t think Cora was Zelena’s happy ending ending but having that closure … I mean being abandoned by my parents in the forest is a little bit intense.  That’s where all that rage and jealousy was coming from so in that episode that was hugely appealing besides having a baby which softened her heart a little bit but definitely having that closure with her mum was part of that path to healing.  But I don’t know what her happy ending is.”
  • Will they still stay as sisters or will the rivalry break out again?  “Let’s be honest the Queen is Back.  We don’t know how that’s going to play out but it’s about to get real real quick.  I swear to god I don’t know.  I suppose I could call but I’d rather not know.  I would rather find out as the scripts come along.  But she literally split into two so that’s a bit different.”
  • Will Zelena be visiting Roland with his baby sister, or would it be too awkward considering she did kill his mother.  *Bex faux awkward shifting*  “I’d like to think so.  She does owe him.  At least a college fund or something.  There aren’t any colleges in the forest but … But I think it would be really good if Regina and Zelena took baby Robin to visit and make sure everything was alright.”
  • Bex talked about how adorable Raphael Alejandro is and how she’d just like to bite him… “I had to restrain myself from biting him.” / “But I promise I’ll visit and try to make it up to him.”
  • How does it feel like to know people would pretty much die to meet you?  “Really weird.  Really really weird.”  She started to cry at this point.  Not fake crying real crying.  “It’s really really really weird.  To be part of something so special.  Like the show is special and it resonates with so many people.  It’s so overwhelming.  You can feel it.  You can feel the impact it’s having.  And I can’t help but feel special to be part of it.  People go ‘Oh my god it’s you!’ and I’m like eh?  It’s really really really really weird because inside of me I’m still the chubby girl with acne that got bullied at lunch time so part of me is still that inner child who had a really rough childhood.  It’s still a huge part of who I am.  Sometimes I have to remind myself that my dreams came true.”
  • “I fell really hard core for Rumple and the Evil Queen.  Like as a fan.  If I took myself out of the show those two would be my favorite.”
  • Her new favorite quote after “Oops” is… her line from 5.18…


  • She didn’t want to answer a question about best friend on set and listed the entire female cast.  “I can’t pick.”
  • Ross is her favorite Friends character.
  • Favorite world:  “I love being in Oz because I love my monkeys.  They are really cute.  They’re typically a stand with a bit of cardboard on it.  That will look really good on telly.  I love shooting in Fairy Tale Land because we’re actually in a really beautiful forest in British Columbia which I really love.”
  • “You are always rooting for yourself because if your not who is?  Even when I get a script and I say ‘oh dear, the fans are going to hate me for this one.’  When I’m her I’m always rooting for her.  The good thing about villains, especially on this show is they never think that they are villains they’re completely justified in doing what they’re doing.  Like strangling a child… stealing a baby… you are like ‘hello I’ve got an endgame here…’”
  • Hardest scene to film:  “So when I died… not for real… in season [she says four but she means three] we were in this massive barn and it’s when I’ve got the heart and the brain and everything that I needed for my time travel spell… which really didn’t work… except I did go kill Marian so it sort of did… we had everything laid out on the ground and that was just brutal because I vadered Regina and then she pulled me along … no gold pulled me dragged along the mud and it just took all day and the mud smelled like poo.  It was just a day in poo and it was cold… oh this is a pooy day.”
  • She doesn’t want to be anyone else on the show.  She likes being Zelena.
  • Bex thinks Zelena is more powerful magically than Regina.
  • About raising baby Robin with Regina.  “I don’t know but I am about to find out.” But she talked about how important it would be for them as family to come together and raise her.
  • Why did you want to kill Rumplestiltskin, he was sick.  “No, I didn’t want to kill him.  I was trying to strike a deal with him because he was trying to kill me because I killed his son.  I was striking a deal so that I could come back without him killing me.”
  • Favorite thing about being on Once Upon a Time.  “You lot.  I mean if you are on a CSI or a Law and Order or something like that you don’t get to do any of this.”  She talks about all the great things about people connecting in fandom and her love of being part of that.  “Hashtag!rewarding.”
  • “Gingers Rule!”
  • What is your favorite thing about being famous.  “I get to waltz with children.” [It had happened a few minutes before.]  “I couldn’t do that when I worked in supermarkets.”
  • Her favorite costume is this…


  • Which is called her “hero look” [in this case hero is a film term for a prop or costume that is most detailed and best seen on screen].
  • She’s really loves Wicked and has seen it twice once in 2009 and once this year.  She saw an understudy in New York this time and “she crushed it!”
  • “I may have seen some fanfiction.” [Recording unintelligible for the rest of her answer.]
  • I’m just so proud of how many people are here for you and the fan support of you… “I had no idea.  I had no idea.  Initially I was told I was going to be in eight episodes and then byeeee…. I had no idea that I was going to get to come back.  I had no idea that what impact that might be or if I was ever going to have any fans.  They kept telling me that the fans were going to hate me for what we’re going to make you do.  I was expecting constant hate and I was really surprised by how much love I got from the fans.  I think a lot of that is less about Zelena and more about being me and being on social media.  It’s been… it’s been really shocking and overwhelming.”
  • “I’ve been through a lot of ups and downs in my life, in my career.  Just over three years ago I had no money and I was severely in debt and I was homeless.  Just over three years ago.  And I thought what am I going to do?  I think I thought I’d have to go back to England and move in with my mum and dad.  I had this audition … I thought this is it.  It’ll get me my own apartment.  I can come back from this.  And I got in my car and my tank was empty.  And I didn’t have any money and all my credit cards were overdrawn and what am I going to do?  So I called a friend who had two kids and she had to leave her kids with a neighbor and walk to to the Bank of America to get $100 out walk to Chase put it in my account.  I rolled down the hill on my brake pedal and found a gas station waiting for it to clear to put the money in my account and drove to my audition… and now I’m sitting in front of a thousand people crying.  You never know.  It can just take one phone call, one email, one moment for you to be the best person you can be.  I’ve said it before and I know it sounds cheesy but I just kept believing, I kept believing for that.  And Adam and Eddy called and asked if I wanted to be on Once Upon a Time and I said ‘YES PLEASE!’”

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Allora, il 27 maggio 2014, io avevo scritto un post su tumblr, dove c'era scritto ‘voglio conoscere qualcuno di nuovo’ e fra i messaggi mi è arrivato il suo*-*, abbiamo iniziato a parlare, poi mi ha aggiunta su Facebook e abbiamo continuato a parlare lì.
Pooi, dopo mi ha dato il suo numero e parlavamo su whatsappoloo.
Passano i giorni e non ci scriviamo, avevo troppa paura di disturbare, quando l'11 giugno mi scrive 'non ti sei fatta più sentire:c’ ed io ho urlato per tutta casa 'O MEEEEO DEEEEEO’. AHHAHAHAHA, Poi da quel giorno ci scrivevamo sempre. C'era sempre per me, ed era diventato la mia ancora, la mia salvezza. Lo è tutt'ora.
Io sono innamorata persa di lui, ma siamo solo amici, lui per me è importante e io per lui.
Combattiamo ogni giorno, e sappiamo entrambi che un giorno ci abbracceremo.

Polish pick up lines
  • I love you: Kocham Cię (Koham che)
  • I like you: Lubię Cię (Lubee-eh che)
  • Will you go out with me?: Czy wyjdziesz gdzieś ze mną? (Che veegesh gejeesh ze mno)
  • Will you go on a date with me?: Czy pójdziesz ze mną na randkę? (che pooy-gesh zem no na rankeh)
  • You are sweet: Jesteś słodki/słodka /kochany/kochana (Yestesh swodkey/swodka /kohani / kohana)
  • Can I have your number?: Czy dasz mi swój numer? (che dash mi ts-foy numer)
  • Want to go to a bar?: Czy chciałbyś/chciałabyś iść do baru? (Che chaw-bish/chawa-bish eesh do baru)
  • Can I buy you a drink?: Czy mogę kupić Ci drinka? (Che moge ku-peesh che drinka)
  • Can I take you out for dinner?: Czy mogę zabrać Cię na kolacje? (Che moge za-brach che na kola-ci-eh)
  • Can I add you on facebook?: Czy mogę dodać Cię na fb? (Che moge dodach che na FB)
  • You have pretty eyes: Masz piękne/ ładne/cudowne oczy (Mash pee-en-kne / wadne / tsu-dov-ne ooche)
  • You are beautiful: Jesteś piękna (Yestesh Piank-na)
  • You are hot/sexy: Fajnie wyglądasz /wyglądasz super (Fay-nie vyglon-dahsh/vyglon-dahsh super)
  • Has anyone ever told you, you look like Łukasz Piszczek: Czy ktoś Ci mówił że wyglądasz jak łukasz piszczek? (Che ku-tosh che mo-vee-w veglondash yak Wu-kash Pee-sh-check)