its so……weird but also sorta Expected how poodles are seen as being super frilly and weak and sissy by some ppl when poodles are in fact one of the most intelligent, versatile, and all around chill dog breeds out there. they can be hunting dogs, swimming dogs, therapy dogs, even a guard dog if you please. they’re easy to train and the only stipulation w/ them is their grooming requirements [bc they get super wooly/matted if u dont brush them Trust Me] 

like poodles are all around badasses in terms of dog breeds tbfh i lov them

poodle emoji reviews

apple:

one might say this is a pretty…. standard poodle!! (absolute silence) no, heh, get it, cos like…. (silence continues) there’s three sizes of poodle, right, and standard is one of them, and… (silence grows deafening) ahem. so he’s got the trademark gradient shading and soulless eyes of an apple emoji, but you know what? he’s not hurting anybody. 3/5 this muggle of a poodle is a-okay


google:

AMAZING! BEAUTIFUL! JUST SPLENDIFEROUS! a proud pink boy, with the absolute best nose in tonight’s lineup. i love how his eyes peer out inquisitively from underneath the forehead puff. however, somethin’s buggin me here. the face, which is not covered in poodle fluff, is white. shouldn’t the bare parts of the legs and tail be white too? 4.87/5 for slight artistic inconsistency


microsoft:

hmm. i’m not gonna lie, this poodle is imperfect. the thicc microsoft border is clearly in evidence, and the tail looks kinda like a mallet, and the ear is too small, and that ever-so-slight tuck between the tummy and the hind leg just isn’t workin for me. but look at that happy lil tongue! 2/5 i’m not gonna tell him he’s ugly, are you?


samsung:

oh my! this boy is shaped like a friend! there is such shyness in his expression, even in the tiny pink nose. i love how his poodle puffs look like little clouds. i will say that while the lowkey gradient-ish shading works for the puffs, it’s not quite so flattering on the rest of his body; but overall, a solid poodle. 4/5 keep it up buddy!


LG:

oh…,, oh dear, y- you poor little thing. is, is there any way i can help?? can i get you some nice juice maybe? 1/5 unfortunate


HTC:

is it just me, or do HTC emojis always look kinda like zoo pals plates? 1/5 blease… go back to the early 2000s commercial whence you came


facebook:

pink appears to be popular among poodle emojis, but who am i to decry it when it works so doggamn well? this boy is quite alright! the cel shading really accentuates the fluffiness of those spectacularly rosy poodle puffs, while also emphasizing the smoothness of the bare areas. the face and head/neck/chest puff could use some work, though… i ain’t quite diggin that shape. 3/5 pretty in pink


messenger:

this is it, folks! the most handsome poodle of the night! and he knows it. his face is radiant with the good-natured confidence of a guy who’s popular because he’s not just attractive and charismatic, but also kind. the shading is fantastic, and while i’m still partial to pink on poodles, the blue is a nice change of pace. 5/5 best in show


facebook:

not a bad minimalistic take on the classic poodle. i’m not a fan of how the face and legs are shaped, but the choice to hide his eyes under the forehead puff is interesting. it makes him look mysterious and gruff, like an anime character. 3/5 intriguing


mozilla:

this is just the facebook poodle with awkward-looking feet and a profoundly menacing ambience. there is also something very heterosexual about him. he looks like that possessive jerk from every romcom ever who keeps his frightened girlfriend from the man who’ll treat her right. 2/5 she doesn’t love you marty


emoji one:

AAAH!!! 1/5 stop starin at me with them big ole eyes


emojidex:

normally, the punchline of every emoji review post is the shitty emojidex specimen at the end. here? not so. the kinda sickly, yellowish tint of pink and the sloppy linework leave a bit to be desired - but this boy knows how to accessorize! that’s the smile of a benevolent pal who’s trying his best. 4/5 hairbows never go outta style