poo goblin


Our party is trying to sneak into this cave full of goblins. 

Rogue: I sneak up behind the goblin guard.

DM: Roll a stealth check.

Rogue: *rolls a natural 1*

DM: You attempt to sneak up on the goblin, but fall into a nearby pond, alerting the goblins, who then run into the cave to alert the rest of the goblins.

*We leave and come back at a later time*

Rogue: I sneak up behind the goblin guard again.

*rolls a natural 1 again*

DM: Once again, while sneaking up on the goblin, you fall into the pond - which is now also filled with goblin poo.

Rogue: Are you serious! Again!

DM: Man, you stink - literally.