Let’s face it, this list could be infinite because this show
is the best thing since sliced Calzone, but after approximately my 17th
watch, I’ve managed to pick out some of my absolute favourite things about Parks
and Recreation (spoilers ahoy).
#1. The Much Improved Changes From Season 1.
Similarly to Breaking Bad, I was not a great lover of the
first season of Parks and Rec. It had some funny moments (Leslie falling into
the pit is golden) but I see it more as an extended pilot rather than an actual
series, with Season 2 coming back so, so much better.
Leslie is so much more likable when they change her annoying
David Brent ridiculousness into sweet, hardworking hyperactive-ness. Andy’s switch
from ‘Ann’s annoying boyfriend’ to Loveable idiot is great, and they finally
use Retta properly because Donna is exceptional.
I wish it was real because it sounds amazing: The slogans (“It’s
safe to be here now”), the murals (“a lively fisting”) the obesity, it just
seems so weird and brilliant. Leslie even manages to get into a heated poo
fight with some local youths.
#3. The Rude Venezuelans.
Sister City is pretty much the episode that made me fall in
love with the show. The visiting Venezuela’s are so rude and awful and it’s
#4. Ben being awkward and tragic.
There are so many moments that back this up, but his
breakdown during Media Blitz is a particular highlight (‘WHO HASN’T HAD GAY
THOUGHTS?!’). As is his depressive foray into the world of Claymation: Requiem
for a Tuesday is approximately six seconds of comedic gold.
#5. Treat Yo Self!
I’m not the biggest Tom fan, but I always like him more when
he’s with Donna because she’s brilliant. The Treat Yo Self episode is so good,
and the acupuncture screnes are amazing.
#6. Ben and Leslie.
Ben and Leslie as a couple are just perfect. Their wedding
is so lovely and funny and they had a brilliantly bumpy road getting there (The
model UN fight is terrifying). I don’t get involved in Tumblr’s shipping
obsession usually, but I wanted them to be together so badly.
#7. The Saperstein twins.
Mona Lisa and Jean Ralphio are, in his words, the
wooo-ooooo-rrr-stttt. And the best. And it’s brilliant.
#8. Ann and Leslie’s friendship.
Ann and Leslie are one of the greatest couples in TV
history. Way back when Mark Brander-quitz was a thing I was sure the storyline
was going to be them feuding with each other over him, but brilliantly, that
never happened. There was no wedge between them, with them both putting their
love for each other over a bloke. They just support and love each other so much
and that’s honestly really nice and refreshing to see. Ann leaving mid-season
six (a mistake in my eyes because she’s the best) still makes me get a bit
watery every time.
#9. April and Andy.
A definite case of opposites attract, but they really love
each other and they really work. Her hatred or almost everything and his
overwhelming optimism contrast brilliantly. Watching them get together is really
#10. Ron Bleeping Swanson.
EVERYTHING about Ron is gold. He’s probably the overall funniest character
in my book, and he’s also secretly a real softy. I hated that he and Leslie
fell out for two years (even though episodically it lasted but four episodes)
but it’s worth it for the Ron and Leslie episode that features some brilliant
Billy Joel moments. It’s possibly the finest example of Parks brilliantly
sewing together comedy with genuinely lovely moments.
#11. The Tammy’s.
The Tammy’s are a genius comedy creation, as both of Ron’s ex-wives
are completely terrible in different ways. You know that any episode featuring a Tammy is
going to be brilliant, and when I realised Ron and Tammy 2 are married in real
life it makes it even better.
#12. Flu season.
I love when the Parks crew play ill. “What are you doing?” “Cartwheels.
Am I not doing them?”
#13. Also any time they play drunk.
The Snake Juice episode is possibly my favourite ever.
We’ve all been there, Ludgate.
#14. “Is she going to powder her vagina?”
Joan Callamezo is one steaming hot train wreck of a woman,
and I adore her.
#15. Donna’s wedding.
Aside from the Bridesmaids dresses being so on point
(totally stealing that when me and Frank Grillo tie the knot) the wedding
itself is lovely and funny. “want me to shut that down?” “No, I like it. Let
the little man dance.”
Literally the greatest character Rob Lowe will ever play. Is
there anything more brilliantly terrifying than his declaration: “in college, I
was in a nude production of cats.” Majestic.
*Does the classic Chris finger point*
Possibly the most underappreciated Parks and Rec character,
she’s a lovely and kind human being and also her exceptionally beautiful face
masks something brilliantly awkward and tragic. (“I salsa your face.” Anyone?).
She also just gets it. “Jogging is the worst, Chris. I know it keeps you
healthy, but god, at what cost?” Life. She just gets it.
#18. Jerry’s fart attack.
Which awakened my inner seven year old and I couldn’t stop
#19. The Calzone food poisoning.
Which not only leads to probably the best Parks and Rec
physical comedy (Ben flailing around like a tragic salmon is majestic) but also
the single greatest one liner from masculine, moustachioed Adonis Ron Swanson: “I did not sleep for one second last night,
and I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl.” This line fills my heart with
#20. The best cameo in anything ever.
Bill Murray is in the final season! As a corpse! In an open
casket! God my love of this show is infinite.
#21. The Finale.
Which Is so completely, utterly perfect. A good finale should
always make you cry and feel sad and happy and satisfied, and this ticks every
single box. It also revels in the relentless optimism and positivity that makes
Parks and Recreation such an addictive pleasure to watch, perfectly merging
funny and poignant, as THIS brilliant Buzzfeed post shows.
Now excuse me whilst I divulge in my seven thousandth binge
watch, because this shiz is straight up deloyshush.
the boy's gonna kick your ass to magicant and back before he can even grab his inhaler. don't fight ninten.
do it. fight lloyd. take his lunch money. fucking give him a wedgie and stuff him in a garbage can. JUST DO IT
i mean you could fight ana, but would you really want to? she has frying pans and shit. you're gonna get your ass kicked and to be honest, would it really be worth it?
don't fight teddy. dude's already been through enough. plus he has knives so the chances of getting stabbed are pretty darn high.
ness might seem like a small innocent dork, but he'll also kick your ass without sweating. i wouldn't fight ness if i were you.
same with ana, would you really gain anything from fighting her? if you were to even lay a single hand on her, she'll pk wreck you. don't fight paula.
i dunno man, the dude can carry a fucking giant ass bazooka in his back pocket, but he also can't use psi. fight jeff because he's a nerd but don't expect an easy fight.
he's a martial artist. he's a prince. he knows pk starstorm. he can literally mirror you and turn into you. if you really want to fight poo i won't stop you, but you're not going to win.
what?? the fuck??? why the FUCK would you wanna fight lucas??? he's a precious cinnamon roll too good for this world and will fuck you up in 17 different directions if you mess with him. don't fight him, you monster.
kick duster's ass. he has a bunch of thief tools at his assistance but you could probably win.
fighting kumatora would probably be the worst mistake of your life. she'll fuck you up if you cross her in the slightest. don't do it.