let’s face it, fun ghoul would wear heelies once, fall on his ass because he forgot about the wheels and insist that they’re the devils work while show pony skates around him in fucking light up heelies.
hey @ any killjoys fanfic writers: if you need help writing about roller skates/roller skating at all you can totally ask me. i’ve been skating most of my life and played roller derby for a while, so i can help with the particulars of show pony’s skating, etc. if you need it!
AU: You are a figure skater, Taehyung an ice hockey player. The two of you meat by coincidence on your shared home ground, the ice and while Tae Has the hockey league finals ahead of him you have your individual competition in figure skating.
Kinks featured in smut: Dirty talk, spanking, shower, public place
a hold of the wall, panting slightly, your feet sore.
not perfect. We’ll continue next week. Until then I want to see you improve.”
Your trainer scolded and pointed towards you with her pen, second later she was
gone, leaving you alone in the ice rink.
and fixed your pony tail before skating out towards the center again.
the entire routine flawlessly, but for your trainer everything under perfect
was flawed. You decided to call it for the day and began to swirl around the
ice in freestyle, skating around and around in circles, easing your mind. You
didn’t have a lot of time left before the hockey team would come and shoo you
off the ice.
skater team and the hockey team were familiar with each other, even though they
shouldn’t be, but parties on the weekends were common amongst them.
you wouldn’t go to the parties, even though you were invited, but it was never
really your thing to get drunk and then forget what you’ve done the night
before. You also had strict orders from your trainer and no alcohol and early
bedtime was two of them.
off the ice and took off your skates, putting them in your bag as you walked
out of the arena you could hear the sound of hockey clubs and heavy steps
approach. Right on time.
GIVE ME SOME PONY AND DR. D CONTENT... LIKE IDEC WHAT, THEM BEING BADASS OR SOMETHING. or alternately, them being lame dorks, i don't mind either
Dr. Death will never forget the time a dust cloud sped towards him in the desert, and when it cleared and Dr. D had blinked away the dust in his eyes, the glorious mirage that was Show Pony stood before him. They reached up and took off their helmet, shaking out their hair. It seemed to be in slow-motion, and Dr. D could see the glint, shinier than anything but sharp like flint, and he couldn’t stop his thoughts from getting poetic.
Show Pony put one hand on their hip and cocked their head to one side.
“Heard you were a doctor,” they said. “Need a nurse?”
It wasn’t until later that Show Pony told Dr. D that they’d taken off their helmet very slowly on purpose, that it wasn’t just their incredible beauty and charm, though that was certainly part of it. If there was one thing they knew, they explained, it was how to make a first impression.
That was proved true the first time they were in a scrape together, or almost a scrape. The plywood door splintered with a sharp crack, and Dr. D paused in the middle of a sentence as about five Dracs clambered in. Show Pony, not missing a beat, stood up and clapped their hands together once, the sound echoing enough that all eyes went to them (eyes often did).
“Gentlemen!” They exclaimed. “What a lovely surprise!” The dracs looked amongst each other, murmuring. “I can’t believe you waited this long to visit me. It really has been eons. You simply must let me take you on a tour of the old place!”
Dumbfounded, the dracs followed Pony through the tiny, cramped rooms of the station, listening to them expound on the virtues and how they ‘really wished you’d given me some warning, I would have tidied up’, and when the tour was done, cheerfully waved the dracs out the door with a promise of a sooner visit next time. The dracs moved as if spellbound, not quite sure what they were doing, getting into the car and starting the engine with mechanical movements. Dr. D watched Show Pony stand and wait at the broken door, until the car’s retreating dust cloud was out of sight. Once it seemed they were safe, Show Pony shakily skated over to Dr. D and fell down into his lap. Trembling, each glitter speck caught the light. Dr. D watched, and didn’t think Show Pony’s first impression would ever wear off.
okay no offense but where the FUCK does show pony find replacement skate parts?? like bearings only last like a year and a half max with heavy usage and that’s if they’re only used indoors. cushions are about the same, and when those dry out and crack you’re totally fucked. toe stops used heavily outdoors last like 10 fucking minutes where the hell is pony getting this shit?????