I’ve been wanting to do a fashion magazine mockup for quite a long time and recently found the inspiration I needed to do it. This is my first ever one done and I’m feeling pretty proud of myself! I want to thank @eoxxy for taking the time to draw this for me, I hope you’re doing better and know I’m deeply appreciative for the time you took to make this for me. I also want to thank @mindlessgonzojam and the crew of @audiomollyreplies including Molly herself for inspiring me to actually get this done! I love the amount of work you guys put into your podcast show and I appreciate getting to know you all over the past year and some months.
I may in the future do another one of these with the right sort of picture, this was just so much fun once I finally found all the fonts I truly wanted to use. Each one was free for personal and web use, found on dafont.com and FontsGeek.com. Of course my cover is clearly and obviously only a parody of @vanityfair and I admire the work and effort they put into each magazine.
Imagine: You start your period at the Curtis house
You were cuddling on the couch of Ponyboy’s house with Pony. You two were watching a movie that Pony had been begging you to see. You were halfway through the movie when you felt your stomach starting to cramp. You were confused but decided to excuse yourself and go to the bathroom.
When you got there, you were horrified. You had started your period for the first time. Of course it had to be at your best friend’s house! You were shocked and utterly horrified to find that you had a blood stain on the back of your jeans. You slowly walked out of the bathroom and put your back against the wall as you walked back into the living room.
“Uh…Pony? I-I need to g-go home…” You stuttered, trying your best to hide the stain from him.
“What? But you don’t have to go home for another hour or so…” Pony said.
“Uh…you-you’re right…I’ll just stand here and watch it…” You said and gave him a nervous smile.
“Hey, that’s okay! I like standing, too!” Pony smiled and got up to stand next to you. Fuck! Now what were you going to do?
“Hey, guys! I’m home from work- WHAT THE FUCK! (Y/N)! YOU’RE COVERED IN BLOOD!” You heard Soda scream. You turned around and were faced with a horrified Soda, staring at the blood stain on your pants. Pony gave him a confused look until he saw the stain himself. Then, his eyes became huge.
“Oh-Oh my god! (Y/N)! You’re bleeding out!” Pony exclaimed, looking at his brother for help.
“I started my period while watching the movie, Pony. I’ve never been on my period before so I don’t know what to do!” You admitted. You felt like you were going to die of embarrassment.
“Uh-Uh…That’s okay! Um…I think we still have tampons from mom…uh, let me check.” Soda said, beginning to dig around drawers in the kitchen, searching for a tampon from his mom.
“This is not happening…” You mumbled, about to cry.
“FUCK! You are way skinnier than mom, there’s no way they’re gonna fit you!” Soda exclaimed, throwing his hands in the air.
“Look! I’m just gonna walk home! I don’t live too far from here-”
“Are you insane!? There’s no way you’re walking in your condition, silly!” Pony yelled, “Soda, hurry!!!”
“There’s just plastic bags, I don’t know what the-FUCK YOU WANT ME TO DO!” Soda screamed, started to get frustrated and beginning to panic.
“I’ll go check over here…” Soda said, rushing to the other side of the kitchen. Just then, Darry walked through the door.
“Pony! (Y/N)! Soda! I’m home early!” Darry yelled through the house, walking into the kitchen after hearing Soda freaking out.
“We’re just gonna have to plug it up! I found this!” Soda panicked, holding up the sink drain.
“Okay, what the hell is going on here?” Darry asked, looking at Soda in confusion.
“Uh, (Y/N) is on her period for the first time and we don’t have anything to stop the bleeding and she’s bleeding EVERYWHERE!” Soda yelled, still searching for something to stop the blood.
“Ew, disgusting.” Darry mumbled and turned to you, “I mean, congrats, (Y/N)” Darry smiled and shook your hand.
“CONGRATS!? SHE’S BLEEDING TO DEATH!!!” Pony yelled, looking at you in panic.
“Oh my god…my stomach hurts!” You groaned, clutching your stomach tightly and squeezing your eyes shut.
“SHE’S HAVING CONTRACTIONS!!!” Pony screamed and ran over to the house phone, tripping on furniture on the way there. He grabbed the phone and started dialing a number. You heard Soda making a lot of noise in the kitchen. He was slamming cupboards and closets, searching frantically for something to help you stop bleeding as much.
“Hello? 911? MY FRIEND IS BLEEDING OUT OF HER VAGINA!!!” Pony exclaimed, holding the phone close to his ear. You mentally face palmed yourself and Darry rubbed his temple in annoyance.
“WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME!? THIS IS NOT FUNNY! MY BEST FRIEND IS BLEEDING TO DEATH, YOU SICK BASTARD!” Pony screamed into the phone. Darry walked over to Pony and took the phone, apologizing to the operator before hanging up. Darry started talking to Pony, trying to explain what a period was.
“Listen, Pony. It’s just…the lining of (Y/N)’s internal organs…just spillin’ out of her.” Darry tried his best to explain it, but that only set Pony off more. He clutched his heart and looked at you with tears in his eyes.
“Oh no, (Y/N), oh no…” Pony whined and covered his mouth as he started sobbing, thinking you were about to die.
“Look, Pony, I’m not dying!” You tried to explain to him.
“I’VE GOT FROZEN PEAS AND A SPONGE!” Soda said, holding up the two items. We all gave him a look and he threw the across the room, beginning to search for something else.
“I’VE GOT IT!” Soda yelled, running to the coat closet.
“MAXI PAD ON A STICK!” He exclaimed, pulling out a sponge mop. You covered your face with your hands and cried.
“Oh my god! I want to kill myself…” You mumbled, completely embarrassed by the scene in front of you.
“Look, (Y/N), I think I know where mom might have left a spare tampon. C’mon, I’ll help you clean up.” Darry said softly, leading me to the bathroom. I sniffled and followed him. As I entered the bathroom, I heard Pony yell out:
“THE VAGINA IS WAY TOO COMPLICATED!”
(Inspired by this movie clip. My sister showed me this clip and I instantly thought of the Curtis brothers in this situation…)
[SPOILER] S07E13 - The Perfect Pear (spanish fandub)
Spoilers from the episode “The Perfect Pear”, listen to it under own risk.
So, I couldn’t help making a spanish cover from the song, because it was beautiful af. Lyrics and singing voices are both mine. I’m not thaaat satisfied with how it came out, but it’s good enough. Can’t understand what the flying flop I’m saying? Check out the translation of the lyrics under the cut (with my own lyrics as well)