ponfarrisforwerewolves said: Do people in high school not date freshmen where you guys go to school? Because this is the norm here…I mean, it’s common, no one questions it or anything…
Date? Sure. Bone (which is pretty heavily implied here) not so much. I’m not going to say it never happened, because I’m sure it did. But there’s a difference between it happening IRL and normalising it on a tv show marketed to young adults (though one COULD argue that Allison reacting the way she did was calling it on it’s ick).
Don’t get me wrong, I am camp Lydia - go darling girl and her sexual empowerment, just not with fourteen year olds please.
also known as “i befriend the weirdest people” sequel to “seriously tho, what even is my askbox right now”
my askbox gets pretty crazy but yours seems to be some kind of saiyan level of weird
god i love romantic comedy AUs. because smut. like it’s not just “you’ve got mail” it’s also “you’ve got mail (as well as anally penetrated”
Actual cannibal Victoria Argent
so i had a dream that Snoop Dog, Chris Argent, and I held up an optometrist office for no apparent reason. katt williams was there too but he was fucking useless.
JESUS CHRIST ARI DON’T EVEN JOKE LIKE THAT YOU KNOW WHAT OUR LIVES ARE LIKE WE CAN NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN WITH DUDES BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE WOULD BE LIKE “AHAHAHAHAH HERE LET ME GIFT YOU WITH THE ONE MAN ON EARTH WHO ACTUALLY HAS A KNOT.”
what if i went to giantfloppyhorsecocks’s blog and liked everything until they were number one on my crushes? whAT IF?
I wanted to write an AU where you got your concussion because your tits rebelled and chose to swing up and whack you in the face. I need fanart for this too, obviously. I will draw it and mail it to you.
can we kidnap jr and ian and lock them in a room together and then film the result for posterity
I will never get over the image of you sitting there with your margarita, cursing your life and choices while continuing to read about oozing masculinity and *shudder* piss slits.
can I just say I love we’ve reached a point in our lives where “wolves are gregarious animals” is a valid and normal opening for an argument.
Yes you can! Tomatoes do best when temperatures don’t get too hot. I have friends in Maine who do tomatoes, strawberries, cucumbers, and bell peppers. Their tomatoes are always huge and turn out better than mine. :)
I like you
we have a tomato garden and we have to cover it up during the times where it gets too cold, and I mean like 30 degrees and I was just thinking of how they would do in an actual wintery place?
apparently there’s a toilet where they’re trapped in but one of them is a feral werewolf that’s acting like a dog and is wearing skin tight jeans apparently????? and I’m p sure doesn’t know how to take them off????? and has been there for at least two days longer or something so like?????????
where???? how????????????? his pants???????????? is he constipated and having massive kidney issues and can’t pee?????????? what?????
i daydream about riding in a sidecar on your bike as we go on adventures and flip off hating ass bitches we pass on the way
sidecars are badass and i would totally be open to purchasing one if it meant i got to ferry you around and watch you be babely and sass people. also you’d probably be adorable with helmet hair, i’m a sucker for helmet hair.