this girl pomona was a nymph and she was REALLY GOOD at gardening. like even better than most nymphs. and, as we all know, the better of a gardener you are the more Hot you are. or, at least, that’s what this satyr vertumnus thought. problem is: pomona is too busy with her plants to get busy with vertumnus.
fortunately vertumnus has a cunning plan. and that plan is to turn into an old lady. so he does that, goes to pomona and is like “hey nice plants but u know who is Way Nicer??? this guy i know vertumnus he’s a super guy!!”
and pomona is like “Doubt”
“no trust me” and vertumnus tells her this really long convoluted story and then at the end turns into himself in a Big reveal and pomona is like “huh ok” and they are together now?? yep.