polyamorous in the house

Please read my new poem, which was commissioned by Lena Dunham and published by Buzzfeed, about the evils of Leftist Bros told through my eyes as a person in a polyamorous relationship with every member of Chapo Trap House

I’m not part of the rationalist community but I think I figured out how

epistemic status: Bayesian ingroup signaling

[50,000 word analogy about “Alice and Bob do a thing.  But that thing has consequences they didn’t expect!  Is your MIND BLOWN yet?”]

IQ isn’t real of course, and indeed the whole concept is terribly problematic, but anyway mine is very high

[200 lines of statistical calculations which are extremely meticulous except that all of the starting numbers are just made up]

I’ve thought about all the problems facing the world right now, and I’ve tried to do it from a really objective starting point without making assumptions, and I’ve concluded that the biggest one is evil robot overlords

Anyway isn’t it funny how the world consists solely of about eight group houses full of polyamorous white tech people in the Bay Area?

[20,000 word personal story about “I met a non-rationalist, and they didn’t know all of our secret codewords and assumed truths.  SAD.”]

In conclusion, question everything, except Eliezer Yudowsky and the guy who makes Soylent

Growing up in a polamorous house...

The question I get asked most often is, “You have, like, three parents? Well, which mom is your real mom?”. Most of the time I just laugh at their tiny brains and tell them, “They’re both my real moms.” Anyone raised in a polyamorous house will understand the struggle of existing in a non-polyamorous world. So here I am, constantly in fear that one day the wrong person will find out and everything will fall to pieces. At the moment the only people that know, are our family doctor, my riding instructor, Dax’s boyfriend, a handful of family acquaintances, and my three sets of grandparents. Out of my grandparents only two pairs (Mama’s and Dad’s) are speaking to us.

The reason I hate the “which mom is your real mom” question so much is because you’re basically saying that one of my parents isn’t really my parent. Which is such BULL! Just because Mum didn’t physically push me out of her does not mean in anyway that she is not my mother. She’s the one that helps with my math homework, cause Lord knows that Mama and Dad are completely useless at it. She’s the one we all go to for relationship advice. The thought of not having her is completely horrible. The same goes for my siblings. Dax and I are from Mama and Dad and Bray and Tobe are from Mum and Dad. I don’t think it ever occurred to us that one of our moms wasn’t our “real” mom.

For the most part we’re pretty quiet about our family. Were all blonde so no matter which parent we’re with, we’re pretty easy to pass off. The trouble comes when we’re out to dinner and the waiter asks where Mama’s husband is. It takes every ounce of self-control for me to not yell that he’s sitting two seats over, next to their wife. Of course I keep my mouth shut because unfortunately my family is taboo. Or unnatural. Or sacrilegious. Or going to emotionally scar my siblings and I. Whatever. I can tell you that we’re doing just fine. I can tell you that I’ve seen kids living in pretty shitty situations involving two hetero parents. So what that there are three adults in a monogamous relationship raising their four children? None of us are doing drugs. None of us are prostitutes. None of us have ever been abused. Why is it any of your business?

The one thing that I know is true above anything else is that my parents love me and they love each other. No matter what you say, my family is pretty special. And we’re doing just fine. :)

-Shay (polychildhood)

 I asked Shay to write something on being the child of a polyamorous family for our blog, and my offer was graciously accepted.  Thank you, Shay, for writing up a post!  I hope that some day Raven and her brothers/sisters will be as well-spoken and wonderful as you are!

~mom 2

Pom Pep Fic Recs (Updated!)

 All My top, Completed Pompous Pep fic recommendations:

*Looks like there are some more in the works so hope to add those soon~

Reasons to Object/ Accept: RtO & it’s sequel. The first pom pep fic i ever read (the one that got me into it). By Ninja-Renka. All their fics are amazing, but this is my fave.

Kimura Sato: Just go read all her fics. ALL of THEM. The pom pep ones are Time Tampering, A Year w/ You, The Target & Phantom EXE.

Stalkers & Scones: Au about a lonely business man & a cute barista. Lots of feels. Must read the sequel Wedding Cakes & Winners.

School Boy Crush: What’s not to love about a well written teacher Au?

Escape: Definitely waaay more on the angsty side, but I love how their relationship develops( by the same author as SBC. You know what- just read all their fics too)

Heart of Ice: Basically wishes gone wrong & cat Danny! All the best kinds of ridiculous, romantic & mushy (if you like that sort of thing, which i do). 

Summer Sun: Very angsty fic.  Danny’s parents are terrible & Vlad is there to pick up the pieces. But it has a happy ending.

Mad House: This is actually a polyamorous fic between Danny, Vlad & Ghostwriter. Another one of my faves.( I don’t think this ship has name so I’m just gonna call it Mad House).

Trust Me: This one has Dani in it! And super rare Vlad/ Dani bonding! 

The Espil Mirror: In which Vlad gets a kick in the pants & some much needed help. (on FFNet & AO3)

The Things I Could Show You: A redone version of the show where Vlad wasn’t so bitter & actually makes a great mentor, friend & more. It’s a whole series! And their other AU fics are great too!

Until Dawn (Au): Pom Pep done horror style. If you like a little (a lot) of gore with your romance then this Au is for you! Also by TTICSY.

Not Part of The Plan: Long one shot to the tune of ‘Vlad never pulled Danny’s ghost half out of him after the Nasty Burger exploded’.

Enough: Post PP, which is rare.

Bowl of Frootloops: Everything from tragedy to fluff. This is a drabble series, but there are some full fics in there. So if you don’t feel like going through all 101 here’s the #’s for the full stories. Blind Au (12,15,27,60,92)  Illness(36,38,45) Grave (14,17) and Masquerade (6).

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Well that’s it for now! Hopefully this list will continue to grow~

spiders;

members- taekook x you

genre- so fluffly

summary- taehyung is the sweetheart, jungkook is the bad boy. & the one day that you and taehyung are alone is the day the biggest spider you have ever seen invades the house. polyamorous!au

listen to- this

a/n- this is really short, i know. but i really wanted to write something cute. (im sure i’ll be writing a lot more with this tbh) also, im so so so nervous to post about polyamory for the simple reason that i’ve never written about it nor have i experienced it. but i hope that i didn’t do too terribly. if i upset anybody, please tell me what i did wrong so i can fix it! 

Originally posted by busanplayboy

Taehyung is the soft one. He’s the one who helps clean up your scrapes when you trip, the one who wakes up with you when you have nightmares, and the one who watches the sappy romance movies as you lay on his lap in tears. He will indulge in your silly whims- no matter how embarrassing-, going along with you just to see you smile. He even paints your nails when you want him too, even if he’s complete rubbish at it. But it’s always been this way. Ever since you’ve known him, he’s been the soft and kind and sensitive one. 

And Jungkook? Jungkook was the one who killed all the spiders. 

“It’s moving! Watch out, it’s moving!” you shriek from your perch. (Apparently the kitchen counter was the best place to be to avoid monstrous beings.) Taehyung shouts at your proclamation, taking a running start before hopping up on the counter beside you, drawing his feet up under himself. 

“That’s the biggest spider I’ve ever seen!” he shouts with wide eyes.  You frantically nod in agreement. 

The evil black bug scurries across your kitchen floor, which only earns him two high-pitched squeals from Taehyung and yourself as you push your bodies further away from the edge. “We have to kill it, or it’ll find us in our sleep,” you whisper. You look over to see Taehyung shudder. 

“But it’s Kookie who always kills those things,” he whines, using his butt to scoot closer to your body. “I wouldn’t touch that beast with a ten-foot pole." 

You shove him lightly. "I’m the damsel in distress here! Be my knight in shining armor!” you demand, only half teasing. 

“This time we’re both damsels. We’ll just have to wait on our knight to save us both.” Taehyung pats his pockets in search for his phone. “Let’s just call him, he should be on his way home anyway, right?” He pats his pockets again, this time really searching. 

“Do you not have your phone?” you ask as you notice him coming up empty-handed. He nervously grins. 

“Seems like I left it in the bathroom…” he says and you reach over to smack his shoulder, which he only shouts at. “Hey! I came in a hurry after I heard you scream! So really, it was your fault!" 

You gasp, smacking at him again. "How is it my fault? Why did you have your phone in the bathroom, eh?" 

You two begin to bicker back and forth, insisting that No, it was your fault! and occasionally threatening to throw the other on the ground with the spider. In fact, you’re so caught up in the fighting that you don’t even realize that the front door has opened to reveal Jungkook with his arms full of groceries. 

"What are you two doing?” he asks with a confused look as he enters the kitchen. The argument ceases immediately. 

“Kookie!” you two shout in unison. Jungkook jumps back a little. 

“What? I wasn’t gone that long, did you guys miss me that much?” he teases. 

You both point at the terrifying black creature that has stayed glued to the wall. “S-Spider,” you mutter with Taehyung nodding beside you. Jungkook looks over to see what has caused such a ruckus and groans loudly. 

“You two are such babies! It’s not even the size of a penny,” he says with a look of amused disgust. Still, he walks over to the ferocious insect and in a split second, he has it knocked off the wall and smashed under his boots. 

“Yay! Kookie is our knight in shining armor!” you cheered along with Taehyung, who was happily clapping. Jungkook rolled his eyes and lifted your body up and off of the counter. 

“Just help me put the groceries away,” he says with a slight smile. You smile back, hooking your arms around Jungkook’s waist and giving him a kiss on the cheek. Taehyung copies your actions, planting his lips on the opposite side Jungkook’s face. 

“Thanks for being our hero.” You give him another kiss, only this time it’s right on the lips. Jungkook’s groans, feeling utterly defeated as he wraps his own arms around the two of your guy’s waists. 

He sighs and gently presses a kiss on your forehead, doing the same to Taehyung right after. “You two would die without me,” he states and you hurriedly nod. 

“Without you, who would kill the spiders?”

see star trek really only addressed half human mixed race people and i’m over here like…

i want a vulcan-batazoid counselor who is like conceal don’t feel but feels literally everything and wants to help people but struggles with the strength of vulcan emotions, on top of everyone else’s.

i want a vulcan-denobulan struggling through dating - who was raised in both cultures and is unsure whether they want a completely monogamous marriage bond or a polyamorous house full of complicated family ties and a lot of love

i want a klingon-betazoid warrior, using the thoughts of others to their advantage during battle

i want a klingon-bajoran freedom fighter, struggling between what needs to be done and what the honor they were raised on dictates

i want a cardassian-romulan spy, because honestly that would just be cool

i want a romulan-vulcan starfleet officer, met with distrust no matter how logical they are or how many times they renounce the romulan star empire

like damn the universe deserved more mixed race people than ziyal and ziyal deserved better than what she got tbh they could have explored her child of two worlds feelings so much more.

Love Between Three

Originally posted by multifandomimagines-17

Robb Stark x Reader

Request: Reader is married to Robb Stark but he falls for Talisa and they start a polyamorous relationship.

Word Count: 1298


Y/N house of Stark, you had been married to Robb Stark who loved you with all of his heart for about three years. You couldn’t be any happier that the man that you became to betrothed to was a man of honor and a man who had a big heart.

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The Soul Madonnas: A Mylene/Yolanda/Regina Fanmix

i. Now Or Never by Halsey (wishin’ you were ‘round with me/but you’re in a different town than me/we’ve been through it all) // ii. Drumming Song by Florence + the Machine (as I move my feet towards your body/i can hear this beat it fills my head up/and gets louder and louder/it fills my head up and gets louder and louder) // iii. Road Blaster by M83 (but everywhere I go, everywhere I go I see you/calling love to the land/’cause anything I do, anything I do/is about you) // iv. Don’t Take The Money by Bleachers (you steal the air out of my lungs, you make me feel it/i pray for everything we lost, buy back the secrets/your hand forever’s all I want) // v. Cult of Dionysus by The Orion Express (i’m feeling devious/you’re looking glamorous/let’s get mischievous/and polyamorous/wine and women and wonderful vices) // vi. House of Memories by Panic! at the Disco (the deeper that I go/it takes my breath away/soft hearts/electric souls/heart to heart and eyes to eyes/is this taboo?) // vii. Birds of Paradise by Chromatics (i kissed the tide/you held the moon/and carried the stars/like life was a memory) // viii. Somewhere Nice by Mars Water (i don’t even know, what I’d do without you/it helps when you’re around, it helps me get through) // ix. Know by Syd Tha Kyd (keep it secret baby (let’s keep it on the low)/we don’t need it baby (let’s keep it on the low)/privacy is golden) // x. Heaven In Hiding by Halsey (and when you start to look at me a physical fatality/and you surrender to the heat, you’ll know/i can put on a show, I can put on a show/don’t you see what you’re finding?/this is Heaven in hiding) // xi. Weekend by Last Dinosaurs (i’ll take you to the park/i’ll take you to the ocean/i’ll kiss you till it’s dark)

if people in a polyamorous relationship had a house together and they had a room set aside specifically for weapons it would be the

polyarmory

i got tagged by @lovlttr

Name: Paul / Ben

Nickname: Paulie Waulie, Lemon Soda ( an oldie.), Benny, Smog ( another oldie ), Baby Face.

Gender: I’m a guy

Height: 5′3 

Star sign: Ophiuchus ⛎

Sexuality: Homosexual/Homoromantic ( Polyamorous?? ) 

Hogwarts house: no 

Favourite animal: Patryk

Average hours spent sleeping: 4 or less usually. 

Dogs or cats: Cats

Number of blankets I sleep with: 1 or none

Dream trip: Ahh I wanna see my boyfriend

Dream job: Animation

When I made this account: I made it arouunnnd 2012, 2013 because I had seen a lot of neat stuff via my pal’s Tumblr and I got interested after he showed me. 

Why I made this account: Mostly to find neat stuff and post my work. 

Number of followers: 1,360

Reason for my URL: Eddsmold is neat

Now to tag 20 people: ((((( anyone can do this idm )))

A to Z tag game

Tagged by @hey-bug. This seems like a fun thing to do while traveling, so why not!

Age: 30

Birthplace: Milwaukee, WI

Current time: as of starting this, 7:50 am

Drink you last had: water. That’s usually the last drink I’ve had. I am a well-hydrated individual

Easiest person to talk to: myself

Favorite song: that’s a tough one. Tightrope by Janelle Monae? Blue Ridge Mountains by Fleet Foxes? Winter by Vivaldi?

Grossest memory: seeing a slug eat a caterpillar alive

Hogwarts house: I’m ah…not actually into HP…

In love: I have been polyamorous for a decade

Jealous: of house cats

Killed… Someone?: once I accidentally killed a bug when I was trying to take it outside :(

Love at first sight: yes, if I am seeing that person do a cool thing like be nice to others or talk about something interesting

Middle name: grumpy butt

Number of siblings: 2 older brothers

One wish: it has to do with current politics in the United States

Question you are always asked: how do you pronounce your last name?

Reasons to smile: when Captain Sisko is being silly or rolling his eyes. Cute animals. New knowledge.

Song you last sang: the Wii song, as a form of torture

Time you woke up: 6 am, to catch a plane

Underwear color: is it just me or is underwear unreasonably expensive

Vacation: somewhere with trees and/or mountains. Or anywhere someone pays for me to go (like Florida…).

Worst habit: worrying. About everything. Constantly.

X-rays: is this the only thing they could think of that starts with X? How about Xylaria is a cool fungus

Your favorite food: falafel

Zodiac sign: Leo

I’m not going to tag anyone but if you choose to do it I’ll read it!

misconceptions of polyamory
  1. people who are polyamorous are more likely to cheat
  2. a poly relationship is when two people are dating the same person (it usually is three or more people all dating each other but not always and thats ok!!! as long as everyone knows)
  3. it means that the relationship is open/one of them is dating multiple people (while it can mean that, usually it does not but if it does u do u b)
  4. it’s a secret/not all the partners know (that’s called cheating lmao)
  5. “ooh you have somebody on the side?? i see” nope no… u see im dating all of them equally there is no ‘side’
  6. “they just can’t commit to one person!” nonononononononoNO!! NO!!
  7. “just want to have sex with multiple people and not have it count as cheating” actually!! usually polyamory is based off of feelings tho some are sexual and that’s fine!! 
  8. “its just a nice term for cheating!!” get out  of my house
  9. “a polyamorous person could never commit to only one person” get oUT

bewarethelibrarian  asked:

I am 100% of the opinion that one day Zeke, Jimmy Jr, and Tina are going to live in a house together and be in a successful polyamorous relationship.

okay the more i think about this, the more i could definitely picture this happening

like it’s pretty undeniable that tina is definitely open to/interested in a polyamorous relationship (jimmy jr./josh/her, her/a heckton of zombies) and she clearly has feelings for jimmy jr. and, while i mostly support her and zeke as just friends, i do agree that there’s a significant emotional bond there

and jimmy jr. and zeke are obviously close and whether or not that friendship might transcend into more of a relationship is just speculation – but i could see it happening

i actually really like this idea