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5 reasons why the Praetors are more awesome than the Nazis (ROLEPLAY HEADCANON)

((in terms of how they operate. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY AT ALL. PLEASE GODDAMMIT.))

  1. The German folk are supposed to be toned, blonde, and blue eyed, over 6 feet tall. The some of the ones we see are way shorter, different hair colors, heights, weights, etc. Praetors basically have the same archetype of dark brown hair, light brown hair, pollet Caucasian skin, adults between 6′7 - 9 ft tall. Even babies have some form of muscular definition, and are larger than the average infant.
  2. Germans were still living in mud huts in the middle of the woods, whilst at the same time, the Praetor’ ancestor–the Greeks and Romans–lived in luxury, cities built with marble and limestone, aqueducts, temples, courtyard, etc.. 
  3. Nazi Germans systematically killed 6,000,000–11,000,000 people (Jews and other undesirables)–including children and babies–during the Holocaust. Despite the many concentration/death camps there were throughout Europe, it took them from 1941 to 1945–four years–to get to this high number. Praetor genocide numbers range from 5 billion to 289 billion–not including children and babies. Praetor volunteers would travel all over the world to search and capture the adult majority of the 1.6 billion Muslims, 4.6 billion atheists/agnostics, and 8 million LGBT, in means of torture, slavery, and genocide. The catch? It is done within no more than 3 weeks–not including the period of bringing them back back to the death camps.
  4. Nazis: 13 million soldiers. Praetors: 689 billion out of the 47 trillion.
  5. Nazis lost  4.3 million men in WWII. Praetors: only 87 (two digits; it was their full body titanium armor, the 87 didn’t have armor, or had not all of it on).