politicky

anonymous asked:

Zakaj nisi feminist

Bolje bi pitanje bilo zasto bih bila feminist? Kao politicki pristup je izgubio svoju ozbiljnost i smisao vec prije dosta vremena, a pogotovo zadnjih par godina kada je postao popularna propaganda koja uvjerava feministice da, samo zato sto se kao bore protiv necega (sto ne postoji), su jake, inteligentne i emancipirane zene (dok istovremeno sve kupuju majice i’m a feminist u h&m-u. to je skroz drugacije od bilo kojeg drugog modnog trenda koji je stvorila industrija jer ipak zagovara sirenje feminizma, nije uopce cilj zaraditi na tome, ipak se dio prihoda donira zenskim udrugama). Nakon liberalizma najkontradiktorniji pokret koji ima toliko blesave primjere za to da se ne drze onoga sto zagovaraju i to na svim mogucim razinama. Od prosjecnih tumblr feministica do ozbiljnih feministickih autorica koje se isto nisu proslavile inteligentnim potezima, a pogotovo u struci.

I have to write a satire piece for my English class.

I have a few ideas for some topics:

  • Pro-lifers
  • How much money the US spends on the military
  • How much money the US spends on the military compared to how much is spent on other things, such as education, housing, science (space exploration, specifically), etc.
  • The war overseas
  • GOP candidates and their ridiculousness

…But I have no idea which to choose or how to start it. Any suggestions?

The Monkey's Paw, 2010s Version
  • Apollo Fan: *Finds paw* "Oh hey, like the story. I get three wishes, right?"
  • Me: "NONONO! Throw it away, throw it away, that didn't end well at all!"
  • Apollo Fan: "But it's three wishes! We can make a big change for the space program!"
  • Me: "No, just throw it away, whatever you wish for, it will go wrong! No matter what it is! If you wish for a space elevator, it will fall down and kill people. If you wish it was easier to get into space, a supervolcano will erupt and send pieces of you into space. If you wish that the world would unite, it will be against a zombie invasion, if you wish-"
  • Apollo Fan: "I wish the Apollo era would come back!"
  • Me: "Do you hear what you're saying right now? Do you know what the 60s were like OTHER than Apollo?"
  • *new space capsules*
  • Apollo Fan: "See, it's working, you worry too much."
  • *rockets explode in flight*
  • *a planetary probe fails*
  • *blatant racism and sexism*
  • *increased Russia-US tension*
  • *street protests*
  • *environmental problems*
  • Me: "DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID?"
  • Apollo Fan: "Can we use the other two to undo this?"