polish sign

The Signs as Polish Swear Words
  • Aries: Nie pierdol, bambusie jebany (Literally: Don't fuck, you fucking bamboo. Meaning: Don't talk bullshit.)
  • Taurus: W pizdę jeża! (Literally: For hedgehog's pussy! Meaning: For fuck's sake!)
  • Gemini: Piździ jak skurwysyn (literally: It CUNTs as son of a whore. Meaning: It's cold as shit.)
  • Cancer: Pierdolnę mu z kolanka w ryj (literally: I'll fuck him with knee into snout. Meaning: I'll kick him in the face)
  • Leo: Jesteś miękkim chujem robiony (literally: You're made of soft dick. Meaning: You're wishy-washy.)
  • Virgo: Wypierdalaj, ty skurwielu jebany, bo jak ci przypierdolę to kurwa wyjebiesz w drzewo, że ci chuj odpadnie! (literally: Fuck off, you fucking fucker because when I'll fuck you then you'll fucking fuck into a tree and your dick will fall off. Meaning: Fuck off.)
  • Libra: Chyba żeś się z chujem na głowy pozamieniał (literally: You've swapped heads with your own dick. Meaning: You're crazy.)
  • Scorpio: Wyglądasz jakby ci ojciec zaorał ryj kutasem, ty spróchniały szczochu (literally: You look like your father has ploughed your snout with a dick, you rotted piss. Meaning: You're ugly.)
  • Sagittarius: Tarzaj banana, zapiździały zmazie nocny nietoperza (Roll a banana, you CUNTed wet dream of a bat. Meaning: Fuck off.)
  • Capricorn: Zrobię ci z dupy szafkę na buty, ty wielbłądzi naplecie utarzany w piasku (I'll make a foot locker out of your ass, you camel's foreskin rolled in sand. Meaning: I'll kill you.)
  • Aquarius: Ja pierdole, czego kurwa do chuja wafla, ty jebany skurwielu? (Literally: Fuck, for dick's waffle, what the fuck do you want, you fucking fucker? Meaning: What the fuck do you want?)
  • Pisces: Nima chuja we wsi! (literally: There's no dick in the village! Meaning: It's impossible.)

anonymous asked:

okay but what's the Extended Timeline of darry....i need the Full Scoop im on the edge of my seat

so it all starts april fourth, 2011 with a tweet from dan saying, “so one direction are now advertising pokémon black and white? well at least that’s one thing i’ll always be superior to liam payne at.” from what i can find is the first mention of one direction dan has made on twitter

dan makes a few more mentions of harry styles/one direction in general over the next year and a half.

harry moves out of his flat with bandmate louis tomlinson early 2012 and to a flat in east london. dan moves to london mid-2012

the pivotal moment. october 7th, 2012. one direction is interviewed by dan howell and flatmate, phil lester. three videos of this occurrence are available (one) (two) (three). there are multiple instances in which harry sends smoldering looks towards the unknowing youtuber. this also was commemorated in dan and phil’s book, The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire (in stores now)

thus, darry is birthed.

around this time there are multiple rumors of harry dating taylor swift but none are confirmed

if one has the imagination for it, dan and harry may have had a three month fling with the slightly older british vlogger. the idea is alluring. both sexually ambiguous men having a secret love affair right for the world to see. around this time dan is keeping up a fairly regular schedule of uploading videos each week on his main channel, danisnotonfire. 

in between november 30th and december 21st there was no uploading. this could be attributed to the fact that harry had been seen out multiple times with taylor swift and the end of darry was nigh. darry would be confirmed dead when harry and taylor were pictured kissing on new years eve. 

and to non-believers, this could be the end of the high-rise, champagne-tinged love affair between dan howell and harry styles (for which i have many head canons about but we are just covering the factual evidence). but no.

on march 7th, 2013, dan uploads a vyou answer talking about how weird it was to meet one direction. dan speaks of how he mad eye contact with harry. he claims his favorite member was niall because he smiled the most. he would, considering harry must have broken his heart after that meeting.

in december 2013, amazingphil (phil lester, dan howell’s flatmate and rumored significant other) uploaded a video called ‘my google search history’ revealing he once looked up where harry styles lived. lester claims to have only been on fan-based ventures but one may assume he was scoping out the man that had dan howell’s heart in the latter part of 2012. 

on february 19th, 2014, dan howell and harry styles both attend the brit awards. and both were wearing the same shirt. this sparks multiple articles on the two and the hilarity of the situation was apparent to the internet. 

during bbc radio 1′s big weekend, dan is pictured backstage during one direction’s set, being called weird fruit guy. here is one picture for your reference

dan also is in a video where he says harry loves him (cannot find a video but here is a gifset)

about a month later, dan goes to a concert with a bunch of youtuber friends (sans phil, interesting) to see one direction. 

other “darry proofs” could be that dan prefers to be the big spoon and harry the little spoon. dan and harry have both expressed interest in fashion. both are pretentious as fuck. it has been noted none of harry’s songs which he has written have confirmed he has ever been in love. one could think ‘fools gold’ and ‘just a little bit of your heart’ could be about one dan howell. recently dan and harry have both been photographed with black nail polish on, a sure sign darry is coming to pass soon.

this all culminates to last night, october 6th. harry was out celebrating the release of his recent magazine editorial in another man at albert’s club. phil lester was out with his family. this would make dan howell approximately thirty minutes away from harry if he did not go out with lester and his family. this was an optimal timeframe for dan or harry to visit each other. is darry reuniting? only time will tell


♈ Baran - Aries
♉ Byk - Taurus
♊ Bliźnięta - Gemini
♋ Rak - Cancer
♌ Lew - Leo
♍ Panna - Virgo
♎ Waga - Libra
♏ Skorpion - Scorpio
♐ Strzelec - Sagittarius
♑ Koziorożec - Capricorn
♒ Wodnik - Aquarius
♓ Ryby - Pisces

Znak (zodiaku) (m. noun) - (zodiac) sign
Astrologia (f. noun) - astrology
Horoskop (m. noun) - horoscope
Konstelacja (f. noun) - constellation
Przyszłość (f. noun) - future
Przeznaczenie (neuter noun) - fate; destination

inspired by this post by @bonjoursluts, check it out!

EDIT! There was a mistake , “znak” is a masculine noun, big thanks to @ewa-a-nie-chce-spac for noticing and sorry for misinformation!

Me: we kno next to nothin abt mikael and even besides what a third party, who seemed to be projecting a bit, told us. mikael acted very shitty but its been over a year and now he wears nail polish and uses sign language, hey… maybe he’s realized his mistake and he’s grown.

Them: nO bich! idc if ur gay but ur defending a homophobe so uR incredibly homophoBIC!! even tried to cure himself its factttt, yousef said so!! bc yousef knows exactly what happened even tho he had no idea even was bi and bipolar!!! idc if mikael was a 17 yr old ignorant boy he’s not capable of change!!!!!!

Me: i.. what- no- i … but- mayb-

Them: *uses racial slurs, shits on religion as a whole, makes fun of mikael tellin him to choke and how they’d like to step on him, didn’t react the same to magnus in s3 when he called isak a f*g*

Me: *squinty eyes at all the double standards and racism* …… oH. oh man, i forgot..… he’s … *whispers* he’s a… muslim.

Nails for the signs:

Fancy acrylics: Leo, Pisces

Painted a new colour every week: Gemini, Sagittarius

Painted red: Aries, Scorpio

French manicured: Taurus, Libra

Painted light pink or clear: Cancer, Capricorn

Haha what nail care: Virgo, Aquarius


31.05.17 And here are some of the prettiest lecture notes I’ve ever had and probably would ever have. My other notes are much worse and basically unreadable (even for me). haha :’D

Studygram || ♫  Harry Styles -  Sign of the Times

I have so many feels about Minkowski’s Polish roots
  • Her deep deep love for space that came not only from reading too many Lem’s books and just getting so much into it?  
  • Cursing in Polish/French whenever she’s really pissed off.  
  • She can speak perfect English without any sign of Polish accent whatsoever. She can also perfectly speak English with very heavy accent.  
  • Getting really pissed off whenever anybody suggests her that she made a gramma error following with her giving a lecture on English grammar
  •  Knowing lyrics to musicals in 4 languages and comparing them? Also this (legit polish musical for kids. this song is about a duck)
  •   “Oh I read this book in original” 
  •  “Why don’t you have a word for that?!”  
  • Arguing with Hilbert in Russian. Also just talking to Hilbert in Russian whenever she’s really, really pissed at Eiffel. (Eiffel finally starts learning it at some point). 
  • All kinds of hybrids of Polish, French and American food? aka. why is there so much cabbage on our thanksgiving 
  • Drinking straight vodka or posh wine (followed by “how is your head so strong?”)  
  • Rolling eyes whenever someone mentions how communism is the best solution to everything 
Hidden Rooms - Part 4 - Jughead x Reader

Part 3

Part 2

Part 1

Jughead has followed a mysterious new girl to a room that provides students with escape. He starts to learn more about the girl to only find himself infatuated with her.

Jughead x Reader

Word Count: 3,329


Taglist: @sgarrett49 @theselfishllama

juggiebuggie: Do a part 4 please!!!! ✨❤️✨

galaticpanda: Please do write part 4 of Hidden Rooms! I love it so much!!

Anonymous said: Omg hidden rooms had me so caught up I couldn’t put it down I really hope you do another part for it your crazy talented <3 

She led me out of the shed and back to the house, her hand gently let go of mine as we crept closer to the house. She opened the sliding glass door and I followed her in.

The house was decorated to the fullest. Full of vibrant paintings as well as a wall of pictures. One included a woman that looked the spitting image of Y/N, just with shorter hair. I turned to the left of me and saw Cliff cooking. He peered up to the both of us with a smile.

He started to sign to Y/N who once again started to translate for him. “He asked if you can get Tim from his room, I’m going to set the table”, she gave a smile.

I nodded to both of them, “Sure”.

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26.05.17 My recent notes. The end of the semester is getting closer and closer and so I have too little time for anything else besides studying and doing projects. However, I don’t want to go on hiatus. I still will try my best to be active in studyblr community.

Studygram  ||  ♫ Harry Styles - Sign of the Times

anonymous asked:

Why do people genuinely believe that Harry wearing Nail Polish is a sign of coming out?

people don’t, larries do. larries, who live life by a very loose set of homophobic and transphobic stereotypes that change in a split second if their story requires it. larries, who are convinced to the very bottom of their soul, that fetishising two dudes in their 20s is TOTALLY NORMAL and that this is, indeed, a create your own adventure fic. larries, who have clearly never seen anyone outside of a very bland pop bubble (male musicians wearing nail polish, alert the press? what will the thousands of rock/metal/alt bands do? djalfjaldk). larries, who, in 2017, continue to refuse education and are in fact demons. so yeah, people don’t think that. larries do 😂