pole runs

anonymous asked:

Can we get some 'foxes have a vine' action I think that would be hilarious

what do people even do on vine i don’t know i just threw every meme i could think of at this

  • wymack starts a vine account with the thought that six second videos of the foxes’ highlights sounds like a wonderful idea
  • but after spending a couple of hours just trying to get one winning shot online he thinks maybe he shouldn’t be the one to run it
  • he gives the login to dan with strict instructions, though he agrees they can upload things that aren’t just game footage
  • and she runs it sensibly for a few weeks
  • winning shots, good throws in practice, fans in the stadium doing the wave, the band playing their fight song, grinning Foxes shouting “GO FOXES!”
  • but as expected
  • it doesn’t last very long
  • after a tipsy night, dan gives the login information to the other foxes

Keep reading

I want more unapologetic gay teens in media.
I want gay teens holding hands at school and running into poles because they were too busy looking at each other.
I want gay teens making out against lockers just like the straight kids do, with recklessness and clanging noises.
I want gay teens posting pictures of them together all over social media without fear of backlash.
No more of scared feelings… we’ve already seen it… we’ve already lived it. And when we see nothing but those hopeless, scared gay kids in every movie and tv show, that’s all we think we can become.

Tea Lady | Tom Holland

Originally posted by darlingriezmann

Word Count: 659

Warnings: fluff and Tom being a little shit like always.

Request:  requested by @perfectlyspookycheesecake

Hi! I love your imagines I’ve read all of them 😂 I was wondering if you could an imagine Tom Holland x reader and they are dating but she gets hurt once while hanging around set (I’m very clumsy😂) and they talk about it in interviews and idk I’m in need of fluff so you can interpret this in any way! Thank you ❤️❤️❤️

Author’s Note: I know alot of you are waiting on your requests and I’m working on them but I have alot of them coming in at the moment and I also have to go by the order people requested in even if they are from my tumblr account or my quotev account, hope you enjoy this imagine xo

Keep reading

the types as new york city subway things
  • istj: listening to your headphones and minding your own business, i.e. the unsung heroes
  • istp: standing dangerously closely to the platform edge because idgaf
  • isfj: poor people asking for money and then saying "god bless you" to people who give some to them
  • isfp: getting on the train with an instrument and performing a small concert
  • intj: rats
  • intp: the z train -- what is it? is it real?
  • infj: refusing to sit in the middle seat of a three-seat row when the two on the ends are already taken
  • infp: confused tourists who ask passengers "does this line go to _____?"
  • estj: pole hogs
  • estp: running through the emergency exit only door as people leave (instead of paying with your metrocard)
  • esfj: the times square, grand central, herald square, and columbus circle stops -- in other words, all the fUCKING PEOPLE
  • esfp: the guys who dance on the poles
  • entj: the ever-present smell of piss
  • entp: that one guy loudly selling $1 snacks
  • enfj: giving up your seat to an elderly, disabled, or pregnant person
  • enfp: missing your stop because you weren't paying attention

Date a girl who can sprint across rice paper without tearing it or even making it crinkle. Date a girl who can jump many feet in the air and land on top of a telephone pole, then run along the wires. Date a girl trained in many martial arts and also how to use nunchucks, bamboo poles, meteor hammers, flying daggers, and katanas. Date a girl who has memorized every pressure point and knows how to kill a nazi with her thumb. Date a girl who gives amazing massages.


“A cloud of dust appeared in my rearview mirror. I stopped and ran back. Monty’s car was crumpled like an accordion against a telephone pole. The motor was running like hell; I could smell gas. I managed to reach in the window and turn off the ignition, but it was so dark I couldn’t see inside the car. I didn’t know where Monty was. He seemed to have disappeared. I ran and drove my car back and shone the headlights into Monty’s car. Then I saw him curled under the dahsboard. He’d been pushed there by the force of the crash. His face was torn away- a bloody pulp. I thought he was dead. I drove back to Elizabeth’s shaking like a leaf and pounded on the door. ‘There’s been a terrible accident!’ I yelled, ‘I don’t know whether Monty’s dead or alive- get an ambulance quick!’ Mike Wilding and I both tried to keep Elizabeth from coming down to the car with us but she fought us off like a tiger. ‘No! No! I’m going to Monty!’ she screamed, and she raced down the hill. She was like Mother Courage. Monty’s car was so crushed you couldn’t open the front door, so Liz got through the back door and crawled over the seat. Then she crouched down and cradled Monty’s head in her lap. He gave a little moan. Then he started to choke. He pantomimed weakly to his neck. Some of his teeth had been knocked out and his two front teeth were lodged in his throat. I’ll never forget what Liz did. She stuck her fingers down his throat and she pulled those teeth. Otherwise he would have choked to death.” -Kevin McCarthy

Touché (Part 3)

Genre: Hitman!au, Hitman Jungkook
Pairing: Reader/Jungkook
Length: 1,865 
Summary: Jeon Jungkook had once been one of Kim Namjoon’s henchmen, but unexpectedly stops reporting back to his boss one mysterious day. Some say that he had betrayed Namjoon, others say that perhaps he had failed his last mission. Regardless of the rumors, you are given the task to hunt down Jungkook, a task that proves to be harder than you had first believed.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Finale

Originally posted by jengkook

Keep reading


Originally posted by koraenpop

Originally posted by stimulatedman

- This boy
- This bOY MAN
- Rude af
- Heavy eyeliner
- Lots of it
- Classic “bad boy” attire, leather jackets, black jeans, t-shirt with some heavy metal band, and leather boots
- He never takes anything seriously and loves to slack off
- Plays his electric guitar (terribly) at ungodly hours
- Hates mornings
- Lives off of coffee and instant ramen
- Almost burned the house down when he tried to actually cook for the first time
- The type of person to wear sunglasses at night cause he’s “too cool”
- “Josh, you’re gonna end up tripping or something.”
- “No I won’t.” *trips 5 times and runs into poles*
- Enjoys scaring children on Halloween and doesn’t even hand out candy
- Hates socializing
- Only has a few people he considers friends
- Doesn’t have a bunch of piercings, but  plenty of tattoos
- That’s where he met you
- You were a new tattoo artist at the shop he always goes to
- Ever since he saw you, he never let anyone else do his tattoos
- Tries to flirt but you always shut him down which makes him try harder
- “I know you like it princess.” *insert horrible wink and cheesy smirk*
- Eventually you agree to go on a date with him
- Drove you out into the mountains  (illegally) so you guys could look at the stars
- Fast forward to when you guys are dating
- Arguments all the time over stupid things
- He never apologizes first unless its really bad
- He’s only soft for you
- “Don’t tell anyone but you’re my favorite person.” - him
- “AWWWW!” - you
- “I take it back.” - him
- He doesn’t mean it though
- He never lets anyone talk bad about his friends or you
- Gets into bar fights a lot
- Has more battle scars than bones in his body
- He sings but will kill someone before he admits it
- Seungcheol is his best friend, he tells all his secrets to him
- Secrets even you don’t know about
- Is really close with all the other members as well
- Would take a bullet for all of them any time of any day
- Actually very caring under his tough, leather clad shell

I feel like a telephone-pole sometimes… you know… running along a wire to give life to a memory…
—  damn, it likes to find a way out, my emotions in constant need of validation and my self love seems to find a way to torch things into life, my sadness fades and fades, an eraser that likes to erase, the writer falls into a slumber when all my heart likes to do is tally up the lovers, we’re running out of space and I’m running out of air, when I inhale you in and you exhale me out, I’m just trying to turn a page that won’t rip into two, my lovers, my love, my words becoming into a truth, if I say that I’m depressed, I’ll remain so, if I say that happiness doesn’t exist, it’ll never exist, if I say that true love is a myth, I’ll be stuck counting on four leaf clovers and a rabbit’s foot for the rest of my life, I like to exist for the sake of existing, I like to be for the sake of being, I like to be poetic for the sake of poetry, so if I love myself until the sun goes down and the moon falls short of our expectations… somewhere somehow… I’ll believe in fairytales and magic until it’s real and if you love like how I do, I promise that you’re going to smile once again
Seventeen as things I've done/said
  • S. Coups: *spaces out on random object in room* what
  • Jeonghan: why do I want food I just ate wtf
  • Joshua: *intense urges to slap the living hell out of someone but has to hide that by smiling*
  • Jun: I want to be left alone but I also want people to acknowledge my existence at this exact moment
  • Hoshi: I need to hear this exact line from this exact song before I can be comfortable with myself again
  • Wonwoo: *dogs start barking at me* *becomes sonic* oH HELL NO IM RUNNING IM GONNA DIE
  • Woozi: *looks at phone for 2 seconds* *runs into pole*
  • DK: a year ago I told myself I wouldn't like this but now it's all I care about
  • Mingyu: *watching a scary video without having a reaction* *random tide commercial comes on* *smacks knee on table* wHATTHEFUCK-
  • The8: *gets complimented* I am offended
  • Seungkwan: I'm gonna be productive today *a few hours later* *googles: what kind of birds are purple*
  • Vernon: *looks at clock* oh.. it's three in the morning
  • Dino: *tries to move out of the way of a dog* *runs into wall*
Here for you

A/N: <b> “Ok so this is my first fanfiction and I’m really excited to show it to you guys! I’m not taking requests at this moment, just wanted to try my hand at writing. Hope y'all enjoy!” 🐺❄️
@geminioriginalsimagines @fandomimagineswithme
It started off just like any other day. Jake sat at his desk doing paperwork when a voice is heard over the police scanner, “We have a possible hit and run on Pole Run rd. the driver of the vehicle has sustained multiple injuries and is currently unconscious,11-41.” To Jake this was just a normal call, nothing special about it, then they said something that made his blood run cold “The vehicle is a black 1970 Boss 302.” Jake stood from his seat. ‘A black 302? That’s what (Y/N) drives’ he thought. Jake ran to the the scanner just as another officer was just about to answer the call. “Do you have an identification on the driver?!” He demanded. The other officers around him looked at him curiously. The officer on the scanner paused for a brief second at Jakes odd behavior before saying “ She looks to be a woman in her early 20s, but we haven’t found an id yet.” At the mention of her age he began to panic, that’s when Lex walked in to see what all the commotion was about.“Jake! What’s going on?” Jake looked up, distress apparent on his face. “ It’s a hit and run, the car is the same model as (Y/N)’s and they say that she’s in her 20’s…and she’s unconscious.” he breathed out the last sentence. Lex looked at his friend for a moment, he had never seen him so upset. “Jake. You need to calm down alright? You don’t know if that’s (Y/N).” Lex tried to soothe him but he was having none of it. The panic clouding his thoughts. Jake was about to respond when “We have a positive id on the driver. Her name is (Y/N) (M/N) (L/N),We-” Jake dropped the mic and raced to his car with lex at his heels. “Jake! Wait!” Lex said as he caught up to Jake. “Lex I don’t have time, she needs me!” He said, jaw clenched and eyes unfocused. “I know, I’m coming with you.” Lex said as he hopped into the passengers side as Jake sped off with his sirens blaring. They didn’t have far to go but it seemed to take forever in Jakes eyes. “She’s going to be alright Jake.” Lex said as he watched his friend. His jaw was clenched and his grip on the steering wheel got tighter. “I know.” He said. “She has to be.” They arrived just as the paramedics were loading her into the ambulance. Jake jumped out of the cruiser before it even came to a complete stop, Lex put it in park before joining him.The state of (Y/N)’s car made him all the more eager to find her. It looked like she was rammed into a tree, the passenger side door was crushed and glass was everywhere.Panicked, Jake pushed passed everyone to get to her but was stopped just as he got to the ambulance. “I’m sorry sir but you can’t go in there.” An EMT said. “I’m her boyfriend and I’m going with her!” Jake yelled. The paramedic stared at him, stunned before Lex cut in. “Let him go.” he said sternly. “I’ll call (Y/N)’s family, tell them what’s going on and I’ll meet you there.” And at that the paramedic reluctantly stepped aside as Jake rushed into the rig, but what he saw broke his heart. (Y/N), his beautiful (Y/N) laid there all bruised and battered. She had a large, sickening looking bruise on the left side of her face, hair matted with blood, cuts all down her arms and a large gash that would surely need stitches running from her left shoulder down to her elbow. He didn’t even want to think about any other injuries she could possibly have. He was so preoccupied with his thoughts that he didn’t hear the paramedic speaking to him until he tapped his shoulder. “Huh? What?” “Sir, do you know if she’s on any medications? I need to know so we properly medicate her.” Jake had to shake his head to clear his thoughts before responding “She’s on antidepressants,medication for anxiety, birth control, uh something for PCOS but I can’t remember the name.” Jake was kicking himself for not remembering the name. He didn’t want them to give her something that could react badly to her medication. “Alright, thanks.” was all he said before getting back to tending to (Y/N). Jake was scared, he wanted to ask if she was ok, if there was anything he could do to help. But the fear of losing her kept him from doing anything but worry, worry that she might not make it out of this, and that was enough to bring tears to his eyes. ‘No’ He thought as he furiously wiped the tears from his eyes. ‘I can’t think like that, (Y/N) is strong, she’ll make it, she’ll be okay’ But even that wasn’t enough to stop the rapid beating of his heart or the want to vomit. Pretty soon they were pulling up to the hospital and wheeling (Y/N) out on a gurney into the main doors with Jake close behind. That is until someone stopped him before he could follow them into the OR. “Sir you can’t go in there!” The nurse said as she tried to keep him from following the one person he cared about in this world. The girl that kept him from running. “She has anxieties, she need me!” He said frantically trying to get passed her and the security guard that was called. “(Y/N)!” He wailed as he dropped to his knees after losing sight of her. Lex hurried up behind him and told the two he could handle it. He led a heartbroken Jake into the waiting room where (Y/N)’s family was anxiously waiting. It felt like they were there for hours when in reality they were only there for 20 minutes. Jake kept to himself after speaking with her family. He was nervously bouncing his knees up and down and running his hand through his hair. This was torture to him. No one has come out yet to tell them how she was doing and it was driving him insane. Lex had left to get coffee while (Y/N)’s family sat waiting and praying that she would be ok. Just when Jake was about to punch a wall in frustration lex walked in. “How you holdin up?” He asked as he handed Jake his coffee which he gratefully accepted. “Let’s see. The woman I love is in surgery because some asshole decided to ram her car into a tree and I am sitting here helplessly, waiting for a doctor to come out and tell me what the hells going on. How do you think I feel?” Jake snapped as Lex let out a sigh and shifted beside him. “Listen, I just got off the phone with Walden, they caught the guy. ” Jake straightened up at the statement, jaws clenched and eyes alight with anger. But before he could jump out of his seat to beat the son of a bitch Lex held him still to tell him the rest. “They found him swerving his truck near the high school.” Lex paused before saying the words that would anger Jake the most. “He was driving drunk.” Jake immediately stood up but Lex yanked him back into his seat so he wouldn’t make another scene. “Jake, hey! Listen to me!” Lex tried to reason with Jake before he did anything reckless. “I’m going to kill him. I’m going kill him.” Jake muttered as his knees began to shake again, but this time in anger. “No you’re not. He’ll get what he deserves, he’s going to jail but you, you’re going to stay here because (Y/N) needs you.” Lex was right, (Y/N) needed him right now. He could deal with that bastard later, but now she was his main priority. Before anyone could say anything else, a doctor came into the room and everyone stood up. “Are you the family of (Y/N) (L/N)?” “Yes!” Jake spoke hurriedly. “How is she? Is she going to be alright?” Before he could bombard him with more questions the doctor raised his hand. “She’s fine, she’s stable now.” Everyone breathed a sigh of relief and Jake felt just a little bit lighter. “When can we see her?” Jake asked, eager to see his girlfriend. “Not yet.” The doctor paused. “That’s what I came in here to tell you. (Y/N) has received multiple injuries. She has some pretty extensive bruising on the side of her face, two broken ribs, and a concussion but she is expected to make a full recovery, someone will be back to tell you when she can receive visitors.” The doctor said before leaving the room. Relieved with the news that she was going to be okay, (Y/N)’s family embraced each other while Jake let out a breath he didn’t even know he was holding in. Lex clapped his friends shoulder “ I told you she was going to be alright, she’s a fighter.” He said as Jake smiled and sat down. Now he could rest a little easier knowing she was going to be alright. The two engaged in small talk with (Y/N)’s family and played with her nephew while waiting to go back and see her. Even though he knew she was going to be ok, Jake still worried. That’s what he did when it came to her, he always worried for her safety, always wanted to make sure she was alright. That’s why he was so eager to get to her, to put his worries to rest and to see for himself that she was ok. An agonizing 3 hours passed before a nurse came in to tell them that they could see her, but one person at a time. At the news Jake felt a little antsy, of course her family would go in first. Jake was pulled out of his trance as (Y/N)’s mother spoke. “Jake.” She said as she sniffled and wiped her eyes with a worn tissue. “You should be the first to see her, she would want that.” Jake stared at her for a moment before nodding in thanks and following the nurse to (Y/N)’s room. As soon as they arrived at her door he all of a sudden became nervous about seeing her. Of course he had seen her before she was brought to the hospital, all battered and broken, but the thought of seeing her like that again broke him. But he needed to see her. He needed to be there for her and take care of her. So without further hesitation, he nodded to the nurse in thanks, turned the handle, and walked inside. When he saw her his breath caught in his throat. She laid there with a bandage wrapped around her head and the left side of her face, covering her eye. Her skin was pale, dark circles under the eye that could be seen, and yet she still looked so beautiful to him. He walked slowly to the right side of the bed and quietly pulled up a chair, afraid that he would wake her. He took her hand in his and kissed it, reveling in the feel of her; and that’s when he broke. He laid his head on the bed as he sobbed, clutching her hand. He let out all his emotions, fear, sadness, anger, relief, everything that he had held in. Fear of losing her, the sadness of seeing her in this state, anger towards the bastard who did this, and relief that she was now ok. Once he had run out of tears he felt the exhaustion of the day finally take over as he drifted off to sleep with her hand still in his. He awoke to a gentle scratching sensation on his scalp but was too groggy to do anything else but groan, that’s when he heard a giggle, her giggle. His head shot up and he took her in. Her (H/C) hair messy and a little matted but still as gorgeous as ever, and her eye, the only one he could see was staring right at him filled with nothing but love. He didn’t know whether he should cry or laugh or both. He wanted so badly to embrace her in a bone crushing hug but instead settled for tucking a strand of hair behind her ear before kissing her cheek softly and setting back down. Now it was her turn to look at him. His hair was disheveled and sticking out at odd angles, his scruff longer than usual, and his his eyes, red and puffy, like he’d been crying, had he been crying? “Jake” she spoke, her voice hoarse “Have you been crying?” At her words Jake nodded and rubbed the top of her hand with his thumb, unafraid to admit that he’d been crying “You scared the hell out of me (Y/N/N)” he said “I’m sorry” she smiled sadly “No no no, baby it’s not your fault” he said hurriedly, gripping her hand tighter. “How do you feel?” Her heart clenched at the concern in his voice. “Sore, plus I can’t see out of my left eye because of a bandage. Why do I have a bandage on my face by the way?“She chuckled softly but he could still hear the underlying fear in her voice “What happened?” At that, Jake froze. She saw his eyes that were once filled with concern turn to anger. He stayed silent for a few seconds, unsure of how to word it for fear of scaring her. “You were in an accident” he said slowly “Your car was T- boned by a drunk driver and you hit a tree.” He clenched his fist and she saw his eyes shift to anger once again for a split second before turning soft and gazing back at her as she tried to process this information “How…how bad is it?” She asked, panic beginning to rise in her “Why- why can’t I see?!” Jake stood, hand never leaving hers as he shushed her and tried to calm her anxiety “Hey, it’s ok. It’s just for your head but in order to fully wrap it they had to cover your eye, ok?” He soothed her “You’re going to be just fine but you’re going to have to take it easy ok? You have a concussion but you are going to be ok. No side effects, no brain injury, just a little bump on the head ok?” He reassured her with a soft smile as he was pet her hair. She looked at him and let out a shaky breath, still not completely rid of her anxieties. She waited a moment before speaking again “Anything else?” She asked, still waiting for bad news. Jake was a little hesitant because he knew how she felt about bodily injuries and things she couldn’t control, but he knew he had to tell her “You also have two broken ribs, but the doctor says they aren’t as bad as they could have been…And you have a gash coming from your shoulder to your elbow that been stitched up. You’re going to be ok” She took the information in and she sighed “Well, looks like I won’t be doing anything for a while.” She groaned “And you know I hate hospitals.” “I know you do baby, but I’m going to be right here with you until you get better. I’m going to go pack some things from home and I’ll stay with you and keep you company, alright?” She smiled and touched his cheek softly “How did I get so lucky?” He leaned into her touch and smiled. “I’ve been asking myself the same question. I love you, (Y/N).” “And I love you, Jake” She said before kissing him softly.

anonymous asked:

hello~ idk if your still doing random aus but how does a odd jobs!seventeen one sound ahah?? i would also like to say thank you for creating amazing writing and i love the details you put into it!!

i did career!seventeen a long time ago, but this one since it’s odd jobs i decided to make it a lil more fun ^^
i only did half the members because i wasn’t sure if like,,,,,,,,,,,this was what you wanted LOL 


  • bike courier 
  • delivers express mail all over gangnam district 
  • is super athletic and is more enthusiastic about biking than he is about anything else in his life. like honestly ask him some bike facts nO oNE else would know and he’ll know them. 
  • wears a cute snapback with his companies logo on it backwards and like old jean cut offs and like probably has a cool tattoo sleeve
  • you’re carrying like forty pounds of paperwork from your office to down to block and it’s like kILLing your back and you keep having to put the pile down because ow and cracking your back and suddenly this bike comes to a stop in front of you and you look up to see this cute guy with a big grin and he’s like
  • “hey, you need help?” and you’re like “oh no im not going far-” and he’s like pointing to your hand on your back like “you look like an old person c’mon give me half your pile ill walk the block with you.” and so you hand him over half the paperwork and he like chains his bike to a nearby street pole and runs back over to you and literally effortlessly carries all of the paperwork in like one hand and you’re like holy shit
  • and he’s smiling down at you like “so, what’s your name I’m Seungcheol and my bike over there’s named Mansae.”
  • and you’re like one: who names their bike but two: he’s cute so why not give him a chance hehe


  • flower arranger 
  • is an apprentice at a flowershop in your neighborhood 
  • likes arranging flowers for couples the most, especially when he gets to tell them what the combinations mean in flower language 
  • wears a different flower tucked behind his ear everyday
  • you see him through the window of the shop fixing the display a lot and like if you make eye contact you always look down and blush because oh my god he’s so handsome,,,,like a real life flower prince
  • jeonghan thinks your shyness is super cute and he always makes an effort to smile and wave at you even if you just run the opposite direction
  • one day you almost forget to get flowers for your friend since it’s her birthday so you run into the shop and since it’s pretty early you don’t think jeonghan will be there BUT GUESS WHOSE AT THE COUNTER 
  • jeongahn. with a pretty lil lily behind his ear and he’s like “hello ^^” and you’re like asfksllhg but you’re also like quick what are good flowers to get a friend on their birthday
  • and jeonghan is like i know just what you need! and he brings out this bouquet that is beautiful and colorful and you’re like omf thank you and he’s like no problem let me ring you up
  • and like when he tells you the price you’re like ??????? what so cheap??????? and he’s like “yeah it’s a discount we have, it’s called the “cute discount” and since you’re cute you get the discount (-:” (how smooth jeonghan)


  • camp counselor 
  • kids love him because he can play songs from their favorite cartoons on his guitar 
  • reminds everyone to say thanks before eating lunch (not necessarily in a religious way but like he makes them say thanks to the cooks or something LOL)
  • is always trying his best to give good advice and be a role model but kids still laugh about how he tripped over a twig during one of the catch the flag games two years ago
  • you’re actually one of the lifeguards out by the lake where the camp comes to swim and joshua has had a secret crush on you for like every summer since he first saw you
  • and like the kids he’s in charge of know it. the other counselors know it. the damn fish in the lake know it BUT he refuses to confess 
  • like the most he’s done is shyly ask if you had any extra water noodles for the kids to play with and when you were like “yeah, wanna come with me to grab them?” he was like uM juST TELL me WHERe i cAN Do It mYSELf,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • literally joshua isn’t even the one to confess, one of the kids sneaks off and hands you like this bracelet and is like “josh hyung made this for you in arts & crafts it’s obvious because he put a little fish charm which means the lake except he didn’t want to give it to you because he’s a big baby so here you go. also: he likes you. ask him out please!!!!”
  • and you like looked down at the bracelet and burst out laughing because wow that,,,,,,,,,,,is the cutest lil thing you’ve ever heard
  • and so the next time there’s a big party being thrown and everyones over at the main campsite you tap joshua’s shoulder and he’s like oh OH oh my hello,,,,,,,,and you show him your wrist with the bracelet and he’s like 1!!!!!!! WHERe,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,oh my god one of the kids,,,,,,,,
  • and you giggle like “it was cute, but you should have given it to me yourself,,,,,,,,”
  • and joshua’s damn ears turn read he’s like AH ,,,,,so adorable


  • magician
  • thinks the cap and top hat make him look “cool” and “edgy” so he wears them even though everyone’s like “you look corny”
  • mostly performs outside on the street for change but because he’s incredibly witty and handsome sometimes people will hire him to do birthday parties and things like that 
  • pulls bunnies out of hats, makes flowers appear out his sleeve, and can even sneeze out a 5,000 won bill
  • can also do a handstand on one hand and other physical stuff that gets everyone even more into his show than just bad magic tricks
  • you always pass him by when you’re on the way to study and he’s always got a crowd of people around him but one day he’s doing a trick and instead of choosing someone from his mini audience he calls out to you and you’re like looking around  with your books in hand like me??? and he’s signalling for you to come over
  • and people are looking so you like awkwardly shuffle over and he’s like “im going to let you pick a card any card” and you’re like oh my god seriously but you do and it’s the ace of hearts but you don’t show it and jun’s like “put it back in my pile” and you do and he like does a fancy hand motion and winks at you then takes the top book from your hands, opens it to a page and pulls out the ace of hearts
  • and you’re like holy shit how
  • and he’s like (———; magic
  • and the audience is clapping and you’re still trying to figure it out so jun hands you the card to see that it’s really your card but when you turn it over it has his number on it and you’re like !!! and jun just winks and bows like “thanks for helping me with my trick (-: 


  • personal trainer 
  • half personal trainer half life coach
  • thinks everyone should take up dance as serious exercise and eat egg whites everyday because it’s healthy
  • probably the kind of personal trainer that compliments you every step of the way instead of ever scolding you
  • but it works because like,,,,,,hearing him be proud of you makes you wanna work hard
  • and like he’s not even your personal trainer, he’s training a coworker of yours and like you come with them to the gym just to like see if it’s worth it to run on the treadmill for like 30min
  • and hoshi comes over and starts talking to your coworker and then he smiles at you and you’re like ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,he’s so………cute,,,,,,,,,,,what the hell
  • and hoshi’s like “instead of that treadmill how about taking one of the gyms dance classes. you’ll have more fun, i promise.”
  • and you’re kinda shy so you’re like ahh dancing and me don’t mix
  • and hoshi’s like “i bet you’re just fine, and if not - ill help you out.” and you’re like aklfkwf
  • your coworker standing there like “ahem i thought you were my personal trainer hoshi” and hoshi’s like “ofc, your friend’s cuteness just caught me off guard”
  • and you’re like oh my gOD
  • but we all must admit, that was a good one


  • ethical hacker 
  • works for the police department by hacking into virus filled computers and breaking algorithms set up by criminals
  • works strictly from home. spends like 95% of his time hunched over his laptop with these cute round glasses on doing complex math in his head
  • sometimes, one good days, his friend mingyu drags him out to a coffee shop but even there wonwoo’s on his laptop probably hacking into someones hard drive 
  • you know him because you work as a delivery person for a takeout place near his apartment building so you’re always the one they send to drop off his food
  • and wonwoo orders the same thing no matter what time of day it is so like you don’t even need to know his name, you know him by his order
  • and you notice every now and then how worn out he looks like he hasn’t slept in days when he opens the door so sneakily you also add in coffee to his order and like an extra order of vegetables to help 
  • and you think it goes unnoticed, but wonwoo knows and secretly he gets excited to see you at his door and one day even musters up the courage to ask you how the weather is and like you have minimal conversation and when you ask what he does all day he’s like
  • “oh, i hack computers.”
  • and you’re like oh my god. are you running some kind of illegal site or something……” and he laughs like “that’s fun! no i hack for the police!”
  • and you’re like that exists and he’s like yep it does and idk how this au would even progress one day he asks if he can take you out on a date (to his living room to play video games probably) since you’re so sweet to him LOL


  • vocal tutor 
  • is incredibly picky and strict and has no tolerance for people who don’t practice
  • WILL rip you to shreds if he finds out you’re being lazy. finds imperfection in everything
  • but like he’s the best tutor in the world, he really knows what to listen for and how to improve anyone 
  • like even people with no pitch and horrible voices become decent under him and it’s obvious that under his cold approach, he really loves singing and is proud to help other people grow their talents
  • ok tutor!woozi in a lil pink sweater vest or something imagine with his hair all neatly combed ok not the point
  • and you’re in need of a vocal tutor because in all honestly someone said you sucked at karaoke and you want to prove them wrong
  • so you find woozi in like idk the yellow pages and you’re like “i want to learn to sing” and woozi’s like “are you joking around?” and you’re like what no and he’s like “you better not be because if you are i will unleash hell. ok first lesson-”
  • and you’re like intimidated at first because his approach just seems way too hard but like the more you spend time with him and the more you learn
  • you see the passion woozi has for this and how gentle and caring he can be when it comes to like encouraging your obvious improvements 
  • and like woozi won’t say this but he went a little more easy on you because like,,,,,,,he thinks you’re kinda adorable and seeing you sad makes him also sad…………
  • but yeah once you’re ready to tackle that song that messed you up at karaoke you’re like “do you wanna come with me?” and he’s like “oh to karaoke? like to mentor you? that’s fine.”
  • and you’re like “no woozi like on a…………..date?”
  • and woozi like his heart feels like it’s gonna jump out of his chest but he tries to play it cool like “oh, that’s fine too. pick you up at 8?”
  • but when you leave he immediately calls up seungcheol like HELP ME