pole danse

anonymous asked:

Male companions react to m!sole pole dancing on a random lamp post in some town they're in?

Would the companions even know what a pole dance is?

Danse: “Solider! Now is not the time to be climbing a lamp post. We have …Wow, solider. To have that sort of strength is a fine reason we enlisted you into the Brotherhood. That could be an excellent exercise for the Brotherhood. We must show Elder Maxson. 

Deacon: “Well, now we know how you got the nickname Charmer. I got to say…you really know how to dance around that light post. Now, come on. Maybe you can teach me a thing or two?

Preston: “Wow General. I’ve never seen anyone do that. Is it a pre-war battle technique or used for something else? Wow…Umm…that’s an interesting way to bend.”

Hancock: “Look what we got here? I didn’t know you were you so flexible. Why don’t we try that somewhere else? Maybe I can be the pole. 

MacCready: “Hey come on. Now’s not the time to be…what are you doing exactly? Alright. I can see where this is going. I think. I didn’t even know a guy could bend that way.”

Nick Valentine: “Well…it’s been a while since I’ve seen one of these. Back in the olden times. I got to say, it seems like you’re a professional at this. What? Am I supposed to be tossing you caps now?”

X6-88: “Sir, we have to continue the progress. What exactly are you doing to that lamp post? Sir…if you don’t mind me saying, this is a waste of time. We have to continue.” 

Gage: “Boss, what exactly are you…Wow. You always knew how to do that, or is it something you picked up on. Come on off it now, let’s head back to the Grille. There might be a pole somewhere there, where we can continue this.