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I first just want to thank God for blessing me so much but I made $4600 last night!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m so fucking happy!!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

So on my earlier post I mentioned to you guys that I went to a home high limit poker game and worked as a waitress there. So I took my own advice and I texted a few people to see where else I can work. So this girl got back to me to work a poker game with Persian guys. I went there and my eyes kept matching with this guy. He waved over to me and would tip $100. I asked him if he wanted a drink and he said no. Then the third time he gave me money again and said, “STAY” in a stern voice. So I just stood behind him. Then he told me how he just flew in from Dubai and he was tired. And he asked me where I went to school. I told him I never finished school because I didn’t want to go into to debt. He told me school was very important. He asked me how much school was in the US and I told him USC is $50k. Then he told me he will give me $20k a month and he told me to stop working the poker games. He told me he never wants to see me here again! He made me cash out my $600 2 hours into the game and he made me hang out with him. He promised me another $4k by the end of the night.

Well ladies… he delivered. I came home with $4600. He promised to see me again. We’ll see. I’ll be super grateful.

He told me he’s looking for someone to take care of travel with him. He’s not married and single in his 40’s (I’m in my 30’s). He said I would be getting over $20k a month + shopping. But as we all know we get promised in millions and they deliver in thousands… we’ll see. I’m hopeful.

This goes back to my proximity. You need to hang around where rich men are! I’m going to delete my SA. For the time time I spend and the money I get back it’s a joke.

I’m sending on my positive blessed energy to you ladies so you will have good luck too!!!!!!!!! I hope we all make it.

Energy flows to where your attention goes!

Wild West Wolf

This piece is a recreation of a photograph with the client’s character as the stand in, some details changed in an attempt to make it more accurate to the late 1800’s.  The $20 bills on the table should be period accurate, and to my knowledge so are the cards and poker chips.  Not that I was going for straight up historical accuracy, there’s plenty of leeway to for matching the original photo, and for making it a fun to look at piece.  Feels great to get my teeth into a more detailed piece after doing so many small commissions, and this one was truly a pleasure to make!

Prints available here - https://www.etsy.com/listing/517631242/wild-west-wolf-print

11 hours in PS6 with an Intuos pro tablet

“Carl, I looked over your latest scene, and I have some, uh... card continuity questions.”

Carl the Animator: “You mean cardtinuity questions?”

Ted the Animator: “…no. Because that pun barely even works.”

Carl the Animator: “Awww.”

Ted the Animator: “So, Shag and Scoob are pretending to be playing poker… they each have 5 cards, and there are two big piles of blue chips.”

Carl the Animator: “You forgot to note they have super stylish outfits, too.”

Ted the Animator: “It cuts to a reverse shot, where the zombie walks up and takes Shaggy’s card… and he only has 3 cards now? And there’s a big pile of red chips on the table, too?”

Carl the Animator: “Yup!”

Ted the Animator: “Then, in the closeup of the table, everything is laid out completely differently, and now there are white chips, too?”

Carl the Animator: “Yup!”

Ted the Animator: “Plus, I have to wonder how the top card’s back got to be solid green with a black rectangle, ‘cause the rest of the cards beneath…”

Ted the Animator: “…are all green with a thick white border.

Carl the Animator: “Yup!”

Ted the Animator: “And– and– and then we see Shaggy’s hard again, and the Ace of Clubs became an Ace of Spades, the Ace of Hearts teleported randomly to the right, two 7s appeared entirely out of nowhere, all but one pile of poker chips have disappeared, and there’s no sign of the white or red chips whatsoever!!!

Carl the Animator: “Breathe, Ted, breathe!”

Ted the Animator: “…what… what happened to the continuity, Carl?”

Carl the Animator: “Well… really…”

Ted the Animator: “…?”

Carl the Animator: “…I just didn’t care.

Ted the Animator: “…oh.”

Carl the Animator: “You should try it some time, it’s fun.”

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