poker meme

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Taurus playlist ♉

lovers in japan by coldplay
do i wanna know by arctic monkeys
obvious bicycle by vampire weekend
young and beautiful by lana del rey
1961 by the fray
sex by the 1975
stolen dance by milky chance
sappy by nirvana
paint box by pink floyd
piano man by bob dylan

  • Duke: We're here at The World Championship Ohio Hold'em Poker, we are down to our final four now and the stakes have never been higher, no player is giving anything away, face so still, they may as well be carved from stone.
  • Jason's Mind: Alright Jason, You've got this, and when you win, you can finally afford to but that kidney you need
  • Veronica's Mind: They can't read you at all, you're Sphinx, you are smooth like the wind.
  • Ram's Mind: I have... no idea how to play this game... I shoud've been out a long long time ago but I keep winning.
  • Chandler's Mind: breathe... *takes off sunglasses* WAAAAAAAAARGH, I. CAN'T. TAKE. THIS. STRESS!
  • Duke: And starting with the flop, we've got the king and queen of Spades and the ace of dimonds.
  • Jason's Mind: Urgh, nothing again ? I am sick of waiting for a good hand, time to bluff my way to victory.
  • Jason: 10.000
  • Duke: Oh wow! Jason Dean comes out swinging, what can possibly be going through everyone's heads right now ?
  • Veronica's Mind: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
  • Chandler's Mind: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
  • Ram's Mind: ... Sandwitches =^)
  • Jason's Mind: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
  • Duke: Nothing but cold calculation down there, lets see what they do.
  • Veronica's Mind: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
  • Veronica: Call.
  • Veronica's Mind: Yo, Girl, Keep it together, you're calm, like the wind.
  • Ram: Call.
  • Ram's Mind: what does call even mean ? I am literally just doing what the previous person did.
  • Chandler's Mind: Keep. It Together H-Heather, Make your nose job proud.
  • Chandler: Call.
  • Duke: Ladies and gentleman we have a poker game on our hands, now here comes the turn with the king of hearts.
  • Chandler's Mind: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
  • Jason's Mind: Ok... the bluff didn't work, time to bail... uuuurgh, how can I just throw away ten thousant dollars ?- no, I need this, time to scare the children away.
  • Jason: 50.000
  • Duke: Oh my goodness, this is really heating up, but look at those faces, complete calm.
  • Veronica's Mind: YOU WANNA PLAY ? YOU WANNA MESS WITH THIS ? I AM FIERCE! LIKE THE WIND!
  • Veronica: Call.
  • Ram's Mind: Ok so she put in 6 red circles and 2 big ones so...
  • Ram: Call.
  • Chandler: Call.
  • Chandler's Mind: What am I doing ? I have a two and a seven, thats not good.
  • Duke: and this is the River, Looks like the king of diamongs, oh my, could be a big game changer right there.
  • Chandler's Mind: UUUUAAARGGGGGGGH-
  • Jason's Mind: NOOO! I. NEED. THAT. KIDNEY.
  • Jason: ... All in.
  • Duke: Hundreds of thousants of dollars are on the line, how does these players deal with the tension ?
  • Veronica's Mind: UWAAAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU WANNA DANCE JASON ? I AM ABOUT TO GET CRA-AZY UP IN HERE! LIKE THE WIND!
  • Veronica: All in.
  • Veronica's Mind: BAM! YOU THOUGHT I WOULND'T DO IT DIDN'T IT YA ? LOOK ME IN THE EYES YOU DIRTY COMMIE.
  • Veronica's Mind, while intesily staring at Jason's eyes: Yeah thats right, if I lose this tournament I am going to find you and break you knees, Like the wind!
  • Ram: All In.
  • Ram's Mind: Look at all those circles =^) but... what could they mean ?
  • Chandler's Mind: FOCUS HEATHER! FOCUS NOW AND CUT YOUR LOSSES!
  • Chandler: All in.
  • Chandler's Mind: . . . WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING!?
  • Duke: This is it, now time to see which of these players walks away with the million dollars, Jason will show first.
  • *Jason shows his cards*
  • Duke: A six and a seven... ok, looks like he was making a buff that clearly backfired, now I wonder what he must be thinking right now...
  • Jason's Mind: I am going to have a monkey kidney... *clears tear falling*
  • Duke: Veronica is to show next and she has...
  • *Veronica shows her cards*
  • Duke: A pair of queens, so full house for her right there.
  • Veronica's mind: I AM THE WIIIIIIIIIIIIND!
  • Duke: Heather... still hasn't shown her cards, she is just sitting stone faced, it seems as thought- oh wait, we're getting word of the dealer that- Yes, ok... Heather Chandler is in fact dead.
  • Duke: And finally, Ram.
  • *Ram shows his hand*
  • Duke: Ok so it seems like Ram was somehow playing with uno cards...?
  • *Ram grabs all the circles*
  • Ram: Yahtzee! =^D
  • *veronica grabs everything from him*

skybloodfox  asked:

Erm, if you're still doing the prompts, maybe #10 rhack?

For the 100-word drabble prompts: #10: “Teach me how to play?” These drabbles will be in my fic archive with all the other bullshit I write xD

“Sooo… what do you wanna do tonight?” Rhys asked coyly, fingers twiddling on the hand Jack grasped with his own.

“I’ve got a deck of cards…” The older man smirked wickedly. “Ever play strip-poker Rhysie?”

The younger man flushed. “No… Teach me how to play?”

Jack’s grin grew, knowing he was going to have an interesting night as Rhys fumbled through the rules of poker and asked innocent questions as to how things worked.

An hour later, sitting opposite each other on the couch with the coffee table between them, Rhys was smirking as Jack had to surrender his boxers.

ID #79537

Name: Kaycee
Age: 20
Country: Australia

Hey there, I’m Kaycee! I’m a 20 year old from Australia.

I’m a big reader; strolling through bookstores is my happy place. I also really enjoy ice hockey and music! I’m a huge musical theatre fan and spend far too much of my time listening and singing songs from my favourites.

I’m a writer, a poker player, and lover of coffee. I’m a super creative person but also the biggest dork you’ll ever meet. I’m always down to listen and give advice, or just to send memes and tell stupid jokes.

Preferences: I’m looking to talk to someone between the ages of 16-26!